ITT: Cringey school moments

ITT: Cringey school moments

Well, there was the time I shot up that place, but about 30 students won't remind you of that.

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FUCKING KEK

They say that 2010 memes are cool
I said they were normies and they laughed at me
>fml

>be me
>17
>on a date
>girl says she really likes me
>nervous
>"you too"
>"i wanna suck your dick"
>"you too"

I fucking kek'd

greentexting, bumping for now

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>in class
>girl behinds me finds stray hair
>"ew who's this belong to?"
>i turn around and say "lick it"
> "...."

>be me
>be in preschool
>there's a fucking weird kid with a lightsaber who always wants to "duel" me
>play to his interests
>he puts all his fucking strength in to swinging
>hits me in the face and hands
>feelsbadman.jpg
>say i don't wanna play anymore
>looks like i just murdered his mother
>put the saber down and try to walk away
>he screeches like an autistic pig
>jumps up and bites my straight in the ass
>says he's the king of the pumpkin men and bites me again
>teacher pulls him off of me with his teeth still latched
>rips my ass skin
>still have the scar

>tard me 14
>think im so cool for listening to slayer
>one day we bring CD's to school so we can play 1 song per one person in class
>other kids play shitty rap/rock/pop
>my turn
>chemical warfare
>"user what is this angsty shit?"
>full blown tard rage
>"ATLEAST I DONT LISTEN TO SHITTY BANDS LIKE FUCKING AC/DC OR SOME SHIT SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT"
>everyone laughs
>run to bathroom and cry while listening to slayer
>mfw everytime i think about it

>be me
>16
>~10 days before school is out for summer
>sitting in art class, bored out of my mind
>class was next to the SpEd room
>Tards would occasionally come in during this hour to fingerpaint or glue uncooked pasta to paper plates
>kid with down syndrome named bobby is notorious for eating glue when tard wranglers aren't looking
>would crush the glue bottle with tard strength so it squirts it into his mouth like a sports bottle
>bobby is a little smart for a tard, so one day friends and I decide to 'prank' him
>Tards walk in as usual, with bobby stumbling in behind them
>immediately goes for the table next to ours, by the glue cabinet
>teacher goes to get more safety scissors for the tards, perfect timing
>at exactly 11:00 me and my friends whisper "3...2...1..."
>point at bobby, with glue dripping from his mouth and chin and shout
>LOOK EVERYONE BOBBY'S GOT CUM IN HIS MOUTH
>only hear my voice
>my friends pussied out at the last moment
>lizzy the autistic girl runs out to get the teacher
>get sent to the office
>parents are out of town so I have to call my sister who just recently graduated (seniors leave school about 2 weeks early)
>she's informed of the situation and drives to the school to talk with the principal and shit
>makes me apologize to bobby
>invites him to my fucking birthday party
>I got a huge cake but it was a waste since bobby nearly ate half of it
>sister invites him over more often, just to piss me off
>eventually she becomes his personal tard guard
>cutmylifeintopieces.jpg
cont.

kek wtf

Once beat up some nerd and he was begging me to stop like a little bitch.

Never cringed so much at a person, he was not even fighting back KEK

>be me
>listen to at the time obscure type of music
>said type of music has a dance affiliated with it
>practise said dance moves
>some kid at school asks me what I listen too
>overfilled with joy of someone showing interest, show him my music and dance moves
>people laugh at me
>always ask me to do that dance again
>mfw that dance move becomes popular 3 years later and said music style becomes mainstream

>be me
>nerdy as fuck
>at school one day
>meet cool girl
>pretty cool we end up going on a date
>fuck her
>next day at school
>find out i fucked a bullies sister
>o shit
>get beat, whatever still fucked his sister so alpha

oh man
bad coments
smellimng bad
retarded behaviour

>Be socially awkward 9th grade student
>In science class, know like 2 people want to sit next to them
>Of course the teacher assigns seats based off whatever the fuck they want
>Sit me next to this really hot blonde girl
>She's nice to me but I don't know how to talk to her
>We're sitting in class one day and literally everyone is talking to each other except me and her, I'm just sitting their awkwardly counting minutes until the fucking bell rings
>Asks me at one point 'user why don't you like to talk to me, everyone else is getting to know each other'?
>I have no answer say something cringey like "Oh i just don't really have much to talk about heh" get an "Oh ok..." back from her
>This goes on for literally half a semester, pretty sure she'd gossip about me and call me weird and talk to her friends about me all the time

Jokes on them I'm actually successful now and a great socializer but damn 9th grade was shitty. also had one on the bus where this hot girl I liked came over to me because people told her I didn't like to talk and she tried to get a conversation going and I basically ignored her and responded with one word answers because I didn't know what to say to her. She ended it with an "oook, you're no fun to talk to......" and left my seat. Felt pretty bad tbh

>be me
>be a tard 4 year old
>just discovered my "pee pee" got big
>got hard when we were pissing
>other kids see
>think its cool
>ff 4 days or so
>hold in my piss
>don't realize until 10 mins that i made a grave mistake
>one of the girls says that one of the boys says i have a weird trick with my peepee
>asks to see
>show and tell day btw
>i was sitting in the back
>pull out the peepee so the girl can see it
>starts touching it
>need to piss, near the point of no return
>the kid who's showing his toy has a water toy
>doesn't help
>fell the burning
>no turning back now
>mfw i start pissing all over the girl
>teacher screams "WHAT THE FUCK user"
>parents were notified
>still friends with the girl i pissed on

I really want to see that kid's insides now

>got hard when we were pissing
>other kids see
>think its cool

oh man

>says he's the king of the pumpkin men and bites me again

On two separate occasions some absolute degenerate little monster bit me for no reason in grade 8. The first time I was just stunned the second time my 8th grade self clocked him in the face and made him cry

cont. from >by now my sister is bobby's best friend
>sister's uni is in our town so they would hang out often
>seeing bobby in my house over for lunch is a common occurrence
>one day he starts throwing pebbles at me as I walked up the steps to my own house
>shout "FUCK OFF ROBERT" and slam the door shut
>sits outside crying until my sister comes home
>she comforts him and he randomly asks her out on a date
>wait for her to leave bobby
>one date turns into two
>weeks into months
>months into years
>5 years later and my sister fucking married bobby
>don't attend the wedding
>sister somehow gets pregnant, even though tards only have like a 5% chance of being fertile
>parents convince me to visit my sister in the hospital before she gives birth
>just seeing my sister's pregnant belly and bobby in the same room makes me want to kill the tard
>try my best not to make eye contact with him
>can't help it
>his fingers are in his mouth and he's sniffing plastic flowers as his wife goes into labor
>excuse myself as I try not to vomit
>later dad tells me to come in again
>see sister holding her baby
>its a boy
>its a tard
>they name it after the father
>mfw Robert Downy Jr.

cunt deserves it if he's randomly biting people at 14 or 15

>be me
>years ago in 7th grade science class
>teacher poses question to class, 'if a car is traveling at 70 mph for 60 minutes on the freeway, how far does it go?'
>be autist with zero friends and never talk in class
>decide to raise hand and answer questions and be funny
>teacher calls on me
>think I'm clever and answer, 'not very far because the police will pull the car over for speeding'
>wait for laughter
>complete silence, class stares at me with eyebrows raised
>teacher say that the speed limit in the state is already 70 mph, shakes his head
>feel more pathetic than before
>spend lunch alone as usual replaying fuck up over and over
>never raise hand again

Holy fucking autism flashbacks

> be me, 15
> Quiet dude who never spoke
> talk to math teacher in morning about math question
> watched deathnote anime/Live action movies
> think I am super smart like characters
> autism_1000x.rar
> copy math Geom Q off movie, not sure if real cuz returd
> also copied down solution,
> copied Q frm notebk on white board (Big ass geom circles n lines)
> Teacher has no idea wht im askin
> come in later n we'll figure it out user
> say kk
> Too_genius_autismoGasm.Tiff
> math class starts later, cant wait, kids chattin
> Autism_EngineStartz.png
> take notebook with solution, go to whiteboard with my Q still on it
> start writing lines n shit for answer
> feel like god genius every1 watchin, teacher too
> after walk to seat, kids starin like wtf?
> stare at teacher for genius praise
> teacher ignores n begins class,
> shame.wav
> Ask her in front of class if she saw,
> you Need to focus on class user,
> cripping_AutistoShame.png
> never spoke to her about anymore Q's n shut the fuck up from then on

>be me
>be about 5
>shy as fuck
>parents make me go to kids club to talk to people
>see a sand pit there
>straight in
>sand is the fucking best man
>just playing in the sand
>girl approaches
>"Hi"
>mfw she throws sand in my mouth
>too shy to ask to go to toilet to wash my mouth out
>i just choose to eat the sand

>eat the sand

First time green texting so forgive me

> be me
> in high school
> have ADHD
> do stupid shit all the time
> gym day
> get really excited and start running down the halls
> it's hand ball day my favorite
> jump down the stairs like a retarded spider monkey
>not paying attention and accidentally slapped the one of the hottest girls In school when I hit the bottom step
> " WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
> "ITS HAND BALL DAY"
> run to gym class
> find out girl had massive bruises

that stuck with me the rest of my high school years

...

This time, I was at school drinking coke, and I realized that I had accidentally the whole thing! Can you imagine my embarrass? I had to tell teacher I accidentally and entire coke bottle. Teacher what? The whole thing. I accidentally the whole thing.

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>no

>Be on football team
>We'd always have free drinks and hotdogs after home games
>Just eating my hotdog and chilling after a game
>Notice that a group of popular, hot girls is standing nearby
>They smile and wave me over
>Freeze solid mid-chew
>"Oh fuck are they waving at me? Why would they want to talk to me, they don't even like me!"
>As I stand frozen staring like a retarded they giggle and wave more animatedly
>"Only one solution: I gotta turn around and walk away like I didn't see them!"
>Do just that
>Feel such crushing failure as I walk away

Wish I had those memories.

Had a couple of pseudo friends, but no real interaction with females.

Only time they'd talk to me was to scream at how ugly I was or how it was gross having to stand in line next to me.

There was some dance where the girls ask they guys. All my friends were quickly asked. No girl ever even looked at me. Friends spend a month planning and discussing dance, then another week or two looking at pictures and stuff after. Co pletely ignored me the whole time.

Oh well, my fault for being a loser.

Yes! I really accidentally the whole thing!

kek

checked.
And what music type are you talking about?

Sorry user, kids are shitheads in highschool. Hope you're doing better now

Golden ending

>Grade 10
>New girl comes to school in my grade
>We become friends immediately
>She's super cute
>Always wants to hug me, always sits in my lap, draws hearts on anything she gives me
>I really want to ask her out but I convince myself that she isn't interested
>She leaves after that year
Biggest crush I ever had in school, and I essentially friendzoned her by accident
>She would have been down to fuck too

define music style and dance

>gangnam style

I never went to my prom. Everyone I tell cringes at this and thinks I'm a loser who couldn't get a date but I didn't give a shit about a dance or any girls going. I ended up spending the night with my dad watching tv having pizza and chicken wings and shooting the shit instead. He ended up dying about 5 months later and if I went to prom I wouldn't have that memory.

>be in 8th grade years ago
>on middle school football team
>one of worst players, but they let everyone join
>only friend I had on team quit last year, but fuck it I love football even if I suck and don't have mates playing
>after practice on bus to go home one day
>star running back making out with his girfriend
>someone yells 'you can do it!'
>whole team including me laugh
>captain of team, that always bullied me, stops the laughter to single me out
>'shut up user, no girl will every like you'
>rest of team laughs in my face adding more insults
>I say nothing and sadly stare out window
>mfw when tried to have some fun, tried to be active, tried to make friends in a team environment and none of it mattered
>quit sports and get fat after that season, never join a team again

Include me in screencap plox

Thats actually pretty cool user, be proud of your decision

Not really awk but a story anyway

>be in high school
>first class of philosophy
>round of introductions
>my turn
>been thinking of something the whole time
>supposed to say something unique about myself
>'well, this is something I have talked about with family, and a few close friends'
>'I'm a cinephile'
>everyone looks at each other 'wtf did he...'
>teacher.confused.png
>'I like movies...'
>everyone lols

Fucking plebs

nice

I went to mine. It was incredibly long and boring, and then my date got drunk and started making out with other guys.
I just left early to go home and play video games by myself.

Oh fuck I was such a cunt

>thought I was an edgy cool manipulator
>best friends with qt3.14
>kinda like her but been friends so long it's weird to think about dating her
>call her one night and moan about how I have this dark side of me
>"it's coming I can feel it"
>lower my voice to the lowest it can go
>at fifteen I probably sounded like a mouse in helium
>"how are you, miss? I'm afraid user can't talk right now. I have him locked deep inside"
>do shit like this for about thirty minutes
>alternate between panicked self and dark side
>she plays along for whatever reason
>probably thinks I've gone full autismo
>I'm so edgy tho
>eventually come to my senses
>play it off as a joke?
>"user are you high?"
>didntwork.iso
>"nah fam, I was just super bored and wanted to fuck around"
>panicking bc I thought I was being edgy and cool but realized I actually lost a chromo for a bit there
>"user wtf you're weird sometimes"
>endmysuffering

Fessed up two years later when we're playing vidya. Much less autistic now. We both laugh about it and how retarded I was.

Still MFW everytime I remember

>be me. 13 yo
>feeling edgy bc I listen to slipknot and metal stuff
>go to the last day of middle school party
>there were music and stuff for kids
>the animators started a karaoke thing
cool.jpg
>lining up
>I started singing Before I forget in front of everyone
>I WAS VERY BAD
>everyone laughed at me
>cried for an hour or so under the desk in my class

btw sorry for spelling or grammar errors but I'm not English

Bravo sir. Bravo

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That cunt should've gotten out of the way, it was handball day

wow fuck this, so sorry for you user, hope you feel better now

thats pretty cringe dude. Honestly though I have a friend who's 23 and he occasionally does shit like that still

404, humour not found

Show us the scar

>danced to nsync "tearin up my heart" in class
>awkward screamed and cheered for myself on the last day of high school when we went on stage to get our school hoodies.
>went to a halloween party through the front door, everyone i knew was at the back and so a group of douchebags just looked at me silently when i first walked in, was greeted by an aggressive doggo too that calmed down.

Is not funny! I accidentally the whole thing! You get what I saying?

Thanks Sup Forumsros I don't regret my choice, but I wish I could have spent more time with him. He was a pretty smart dude who had a pretty shitty life

I was a freshman, only friends with sophomores and above. Sophomore friend introduces me to A1 senior chick. Start talking with her, end up getting sent nudes by "accident", talk with her next day, she says to forget about it. I don't. Couple of weeks after, goto movies with the group, turns out soph friend is banging senior chick. At the movies, she reaches for my popcorn, grabs dick, keeps on doing this. Eventually, diamonds. Soph friend sees. I get the shit beaten out of me next day. Go through rest of high school alone. Never spoken to the senior chick again. Sophomore friend died in Iraq. Still don't know if I got cucked or not by soph friend.

on desktop, but it's rectangular as his front tooth was the one that ripped it

You little conniving cunt

bite your hand with your front teeth, looks like that

Pic related is from the person in this story

>be me
>16
>in class, "Introduction to Communication"
>sit by this Thomas kid
>from the way he acts, it seems like he has some mental problems
>sitting beside him one day, some kids throw paper and shit at him
>he doesn't do anything, just tells them to fuck off
>they keep doing it
>he turns around fast after a couple of minutes
>he legit starts screeching about how he'll slit their throats and put them on a hit list
>he also says he's an ex mercenary
>what the fuck
>he gets sent to office
>couple days later, he's back in class
>doing some work, not really paying attention
>overhears him
>"all of these fucking idiots... i'll kill them all..."
>uhhh what the fuck
>kinda think he's just hungry for attention
>nothing much else happens, other than him screeching at people and him saying he's immortal
>he's_one_with_his_weeb.jpg

Fuk u

This happened to me all throughout HS. I was always sat next to a cute/talkative girl ( i can name 4 off the top of my head) that wanted to start convos but I was such a pussy. Eventually they just talked to the people around us and I pretended I liked to study more than socialize. FML

>in class one day
>think teacher is being a bitch
>"user what's the answer to this?"
>I don't know
>"C'mon user we went over this yesterday, why can't you understand this?"
>mumble under my breath
>teacher sighs and moves on

>she's just trying to teach and I could have been less of a dick
>but god i hated that bitch in middle school for no reason

>decide to start fucking with her
>hide her pens and pencils
>take her tape and rearrange her books
>just fucking with her for no reason
>she buys new supplies and they keep disappearing
>shes getting more and more frustrated every day

>cleaning my room one day
>going through my little plastic crate of stolen goods
>teacher walks in to tell me dinner is ready and sees it
>"user what the fuck is your problem?"

Mfw I was Homeschooled and kept all the shit in my room

Mfw I remember all the shit I put my mom through for no reason

I'm twenty now and I'm pretty sure if I met myself from age 11-15 I'd fucking punch that little fucker in his smug autismo face

What kind of question is that for a 7th grade science class
More like a 4th grade math class

I wasn't legally allowed to set foot on school grounds, so I couldn't go to my prom.
I threatened to kill everyone at prom, so it wasn't unwarranted.
Edgy, I know.

Wow dude!
The whole thing?!

holy shit my sides

same here except i wasnt smug, just autismo

>be me back in 7th grade
>rich and popular kids play a game called 'trailer ball'
>object of the game is to take a big red kickball around during lunch recess and hurl it at the poor kids and the unpolular kids
>these kids were called 'trailers' as the poor ones lived in trailers
> unpopular kids included for shits and giggles
>mfw one of the trailer ball star players now teaches 7th grade at that same school

No, it was pretty "cringey."

Die.

and contracts altzheimers?

I grabed my teachers tits

top kek lads

The whole grade had one science class so the smart kids were bunched with the dumb ones and even the functioning tards.

End result is nobody learns anything because it's too slow or too fast for everyone.

Luckily high school finally had honors classes and wasn't just babysitting the stupid kids.

>check'd

All things aside I think I turned out alright.
Had a pretty shitty life (not family problems just a lot of really shitty things happened to my family) which probably contributed to my being like that.

Wat?

>Be in 6th grade
>No one likes me/have no friends
>I'm def the weirdo
>School play try-outs in my class
>Popular girl goes up and sings happy birthday to the teacher as her song to try to be lead role
>I think that was a good idea, everyone laughs including teacher, everyone loves her
>I go up, I decide I should also sing happy birthday to the teacher
>Everyone just stared at me trying to choke out this song
>Teacher isn't even listening (also hates me), talking to a student
>I can't look anyone in the eyes, I'm staring at the floor I don't even finish the song
>I go sit back down
>Silence
>They all go on with try-outs pretending it never happened
>Cry a little bit in the bathroom at lunch

I'm glad they put you in the special ed class that you needed, user.
I agree that personalized learning plans are just objectively better.

I never had friends and was a general social outcast, but I never really gave a shit. The only time I got pissed about how the other kids treated me was in elementary school. They had a game called "user Touch", which basically meant I had cooties, and anyone I touched would have cooties until they touched someone without it. The thing that really boiled my beans was when they tried to give it to ME. That never made any fuckin sense.

m y s i d e s

good shit user

"SHOW US. THE HOLE IN UR ASS!"

>be me
>13 middle school
>talk to this 7.5/10 qt3.14
>end of the day one day and we go to lockers
>hers is next to mine
>rained that morning and I walk to school, basically jacket has a weird smell
>we talk about how clothes after the rain smell bad
>open my locker to my jacket, full view of her
>say some shit like "ew! That smells like shit!"
>gave me a look, pic related
>step back as if to get away from the smell (I was playing it up hard)
>tripped on my own feet
>fell on my ass
>endmenow.midi
>she laughed at me
>grabbed my shit and left instantly

Basically, that's my worst school memory. Keep more stories comin Sup Forumsros

>be me back in 5th grade
>I win award for nicest/smartest boy
>school must be full of imbeciles if my ass won
>scoop also awards nicest/smartest girl
>never talked to girl because I was a loner autist
>we stand together in office while principal goes to get participation trophies for us
>first and only thing she ever said to me was 'eww you should brush your teeth you smell horrible'
>mfw I brushed twice a day and showered every day
>mfw even nicest girl in school is mean to me

Does he still play?

He was trying to spare you the aids he gave her!

Story? Asking for a friend...

I never went to any dances at school besides homecoming but with a bunch of dudes all high and shit (we left halfway through), never danced with a girl

I dunno, just found out he teaches there a week ago. Couldn't believe it because he was dumb as a pallet of bricks.

Also the trailer park got demolished and replaced with expensive condos so no more poor kids to target. I'm sure there a r e plenty of unpopular kids still.

I imagine he'd be the adult supervisor that turns the other way to allow trailer ball to continue.

screencap and include me faggot
Our school is having prom and while I don't think my dad's gonna die(my condolences), this is pretty much my issue.

i was asked by 3 different women over 2 schools. stilll didnt go

ask urself this user, is prom something u would or wouldve liked or if u had been honest with urself nad had gone, would u have felt like you were selling ur soul

fuck what the plebs consider normal. i do what i want. girl wants me to dance? fuck you. wants me to go to a wedding? fuck you. not kill small mammals? fuck you again

>not kill small mammals? fuck you again
kek