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>feels

I just want a gf...

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Plz

Get one.

...

Know how you feels, but dont be a pussy

shitposting on Sup Forums isn't going to help user

You can have mine you just cant bring her back.

Did she cuck you too?

Not a cuck situation i just do not want her anymore.
Like i said take her just dont bring her back.

What happened Sup Forumsro?

Shes awful.

Same boat dude. I wish I cheated on the bitch when I had the chance and dumped her earlier. The hardest part about a break up is losing regular sex.
>tfw no succ

meh shes boring in bed hardest parts gonna be getting her shit out of my apartment

>I just want someone to hold me when i cant tell whats real
>I just want someone to be happy to see me every day
Haha ha ha...

I had an unsatisfying 2 girl three way with my ex and my current gf. Now my gf is awful.
If it weren't for our finances being tied so closely together I'd leave but I can't even get her to leave me.

There are worse things my friend.
Much worse things.

Ow
Im 23 and just fuck around, but I'm reeeeeeally feeling the loneliness nowadays. What's happening to me b?
I lay in my bed at night and realise no one actually cares about me. Weird shit

I know your pain.

You want it, but why? Do you want for her sake of yours? Are you justifying things you would do for her as for her sake, or are you truly open to what she wants and who she is? Is this something you want long term and can settle in to, or will you get bored and want change? Are you ambitious enough to keep things alive, or are you just going to depressive her over time and ruin a potentially good thing?

Think about it.

You are lonely because of you. You must change.

bamp

Just feel with me for a while user.
It doesn't get any easier.

Is anyone else afraid of women and relationships due to being hurt and jaded multiple times in the past?

It's called life.

Nah dude I just wanna fuck and hug someone.

feel you dude same here
the more I fuck the lonelier I feel
and I just cant stop

You're young bucks. It's fun to throw dick around town. As you get older though your needs change. Find a good girl and keep her.

Fuck yeah man. That's why I don't want to be alone and just stick it out with my crazy bitch.
Just fuck my shit up famalam.

The guy I sort of consider my rival showed up without a shirt today.

He's completely wiry and ripped to shreds.
I'm beyond jealous and I wanna kill myself.

Suck his dick. If he cums that means he is a faggot. Nothing to be jelly of.

Nah no homo I just always wanted a body like that.

Fuck sakes I just took a sip of my drink without looking and there was an ant on it... those fuckers are bitter

Fuck this thread

How many times have you been to the gym

I found a fly in the bottom of my coffee cup one time.
Refused to pay for it.

Whinging to Sup Forums won't fix that. Go talk to women and don't be creepy.

No worries OP, I aint here to spam. But Spidey's here to make you smile.

Never.

I was in the swimteam as a kid.

hey gotta do it while we can , though I wish a real woman would strap me down. Make me feel like a Man

Check out my doubles

Hey dude it could be worse I let my ex peg me once
>feelsbadman

O B 1

Can i just say for a second that being as lonely as most of us are is probably the most crushing melancholy ever. I've never even had a S.O. Before all i want is for someone outside of my immediate family to atleast sort like me for me. I would do anything for just a little bit of recognition. Wtf is wrong with that?

>join random server
>some dude and I start PMing
>pretty chill and fun
>talk about lewd stuff we would do to each other
>"hey user where are you from and how old are you?"
>don't tell him my location but tell him my real age (18)
>"woah that's no good"
>unfriends me immediately after

There is one free voucher

>ONE GF

Whens the last time you asked out a girl in person?

Trust me dude, the process of getting and losing a SO is more soul crushing than loneliness.

>fap once a day
>have amazing orgasms
>never try to ask a girl out because I don't feel the need to
>apparently this means I am extremely lonely and desperate for pussy
>why.jpg

You'll never get your dignity back bro

A year ago. I hit it.
I look somewhat decent but I'm not a one night stand type of guy, while women have only gotten more revolting and perverse.

Tell me about it I still cringe when I think about it. :^(

Kek,yeah.
When I`m all like "Yo gf would be nice", they run. If I just want to fuck their shit up, they queue. I don`t understand women.

You dodged a pedo most likely.
Pic related my doge

Only women understand women and they hate each other.

Pic related

Virgin here. Got a girl coming over tonight. Used to be good friends but I ghosted her. Haven't seen her in a long time and she's been begging to see me. We've fooled around in the past but never fucked. Hopefully all goes well

>pic related its her

That's a cute doge. I kind of got mad that he just cut of ties like that but whatever

faggot kys

Best of luck.

Anyone got that
>I would have never gone out woth you if I knew you are de0ressed
>holy fuck
Txt msg?

That hits my feels nicely.

She might just want to use you, that's ok, just be aware that might be the outcome, just enjoy what happens in the moment

Just be aloof and don't expect sex. Flirt and maintain eye contact.

By flirt I mean abuse the way she phrases her words and try to make it sound sexual. Not often to avoid coming off as creepy. Try to make her think it's her idea.

She's bound to pounce at you.

>tfw you want the companionship of a woman
>tfw every single woman is either crazy, manipulative, greedy, or all three
>tfw you occasionally get lucky and a woman will actually want to see you more
>tfw you drain your funds trying to be as nice as you can to get into her pants
>tfw she dumps you because she gets bored of you and wants to fuck other men
>tfw the same exact thing happens with every woman you meet


why? is it really worth it, to go through all this suffering constantly for a fleeting hour of sex once in awhile?
what is the point in trying when you know you will never ever be able to fuck your perfect 10/10 dream woman because you yourself will never be a 10/10.

Yeah, I opted out of marriage and children upon this realization, although the 10/10 doesn't bother me as much because I don't care.

there isn't any. stop caring. lose your mind just a little and learn to laugh at it. it helps. Also, just remember that you will die some day and all this pointless shit will no longer matter.

I think she genuinely cares and misses me. Not the first time she's tried contacting me. And I've heard from friends that she often talks about me and says she misses me.

Thanks for the tips user

Don't bite. Fuck and keep it at FWB.

Please.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me

This. If you fall in love you'll wish you remained a virgin in the end.

>Also, just remember that you will die some day and all this pointless shit will no longer matter.

yeah thats what really bothers me though dude. it matters to everyone else.

Don't worry about it. Sex is overrated anyway.

You don't have wool over you eyes.

We all realize we are just chemical robots.

Just saying user, maybe it's for real, but girls have a habit of suddenly changing their mind when they get what they want.

No u

Doppelt überprüf

>we are just chemical robots.

>don't be creepy

Easier said than done faggot

I don't speak cuck.

>Falling for the vaginal jew

True; a hot guy can pretty much molest a bystander and turn her on, while us normies would get 10-15.

Vive la France

10 to 15 what?

Idk years I guess I'm not an expert in rape sentences

Never worked out and you're confused as to why you don't look like you work out?

kisses on the cheek, what the fuck do you think.

I'm a manual labourer and I eat prptein heavy food.

I wouldn't know where to start, plus my dominant wrist is busted from a car crash.

Unless you're a Muslim refugee
>you don't know any better

Just beat the meat. Literally same thing. Except you benefit by getting to do whatever the fuck you want after.

Aww, that's sweet :)

OK, now what?

If anyone wants someone to chat to. I can't sleep, so I'll be here all night. Also comment on pic

Cliché, but what the heck.
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Thanks user

We are all just deterministic machines driven by chemical reactions in our brains; Free will is a lie, reality is not absolute nor true, everything you've ever been taught is wother half truth or a lie. We are either devoid of meaning or a plaything of something much greater.
Life is cruel, absurd, and in the long run, meaningless.

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My life, methaphorical

getting a gf won't magicly solve all your problems user. think about it.

I just want a pussy attached to a friend m8 not panacea

Jesus christ. Feel u bro

>ITT characters that are literally you

you dont need a gf for that

in fact if thats all you want, having gf is just barely worth it

There is no reason to have a GF.

There is no reason to live either but there you are