To all straight male anons, if you were offered $1000 to have your dick sucked by a gay man, for 5 minutes...

To all straight male anons, if you were offered $1000 to have your dick sucked by a gay man, for 5 minutes, would you do it?

>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret

Sure, why not

As long as I don't have to look at him, then sure. Would lose it if i saw a dude blowing me.

Fuck no

probably not. I feel like guys brush their teeth far less often than women.

if he's feminine yes, otherwise no. For 5-10k yes. The feeling of his beard on my crotch would hunt me forever

>To all straight male anons, if you were offered $1000 to have your dick sucked by a gay man, for 5 minutes, would you do it?

Gay sex is only for the goyim.

Good, good goys ITT.

Ha! Are you kidding? Most guys would SUCK a dick for a $1000.

I'd even such his cock for that amount of free money.

Sure,,,, As long as balls don't touch, I don't see what is wrong with this.

Absolutely! Getting a BJ is great! Close your eyes and you can't tell who or what is sucking your dick.

I have paid $1000 for a guy to suck me off.

Nope, not even by a straight woman unless it's my GF.

>Most
>gays are a minority

You don goofed

Nah

That is 30k an hour to get my dick sucked

If Fact. I'll Pay the Faggot to suck my dick for Crack.

Yes, wtf. Close my eyes, picture a chick, blow a load in that faggots mouth, collect my $1000.

lol faggot

ya sure

Can you keep doing it or is it a one time deal?

just don't go for my ass faggot

An hour has 60 min

no doubt

this

...

I've been offered $300 before... I said no. I was also offered $2k to star as a top in a gay porn... also said no.

my dick sucked? fuck yeah man its worth it

Of course.

At this point in my life, I'd suck one for $1000

*unzips*

I dont see why i wouldnt

why not?
it´s not like i gotta look at him and if he wears a burka i´m certain i can imagine a nice female under it

1k? In secret, 5 mins? No problem...

yes

No, he is just normal.

Where do you live. Lmao

Texas. Though they were going to fly me out to cali for the porn

>To all straight male anons, if you were offered $1000 to have your dick sucked by a gay man, for 5 minutes, would you do it?
>
>>STD free gay man
>>Guranteed secret
r u offering

>To all straight male anons
>have your dick sucked by a gay man

WTF man

Good job with not accepting the request!

What is the big problem with some guy sucking you off btw? Doesn't make you gay for sure.

I'm straight and i dont care getting my cock sucked by a man.
I dont find man attracking at all.
And I dont fucking find a fleshlight sexy... a hole is a hole...

It is disquisting

I'd do it for $100 dollars. People get so scared and weirded out when it comes to anything potentially gay. I don't think I would particularly enjoy watching a scruffy faced mug blowing me. I may feel a bit uneasy because I feel like dudes are more prone to biting my cock off. But overall people need to stop holding sexual actions at such a high value. Some dude sucks your cock for 5 mins, its uncomfortable and you don't like it, sucks. When i go to the dentist and they stick drills n shit in my mouth for an hour, its uncomfortable. Stop worrying about shit being gay lmao

No, this is disgusting
But I would suck his

To you? How?

Just close your eyes and pretend its a womyn.

its much more disgusting to be sucked by some feminazi shit like attached pic

Thanks, I guess?

Sorry, we have bad news for you

You are talking bullshit

Dosen't make you gay
not being bait either. You'd only be doing it for the money, fags are attracted to cock you only permit cock for your own interests, those interests being money and not cock.

But who says the man who will suck you for $1000 is better?

of course I would.
I used to let a friend do it to me when we were 13-15 and practicing for girls.

Fuckin duh, I ain't gay if he's suckin'.

Holy shit. Most guys on b would not only let a fag suck their cock for free they'd let him fuck them in their trap loving fairy asses as a throw in.

you see, if the said man is std-clean means he's probably not sjw-infected crab.

As long as I could wear my uniform, yeah

Lol I dont know what to say. Practising on a boy for a girl at the age of 13 is.. is.. omg. It is just stupid.

See what I mean...

well if you're getting blowjobed by picrelated it probably would speak, even while having its mouth full, about oppression. While gay man probably won't.

how exactly your friend was practicing for girls by sucking yours dick?

You go to the dentist and get instruments stuck in your mouth to improve your health, quality and life and relieve a medical issue. You get your cock sucked by a dude because you're a homo. These are different things.
> 2017
> needing to explain this

It was practicing oral sex, duh. sometimes there was kissing too but I really wasn't into that.

later on when I got my first gf she said I was an awesome kisser, and I also gave her her first orgasm with my mouth and fingers, even though she had 2 ex bfs before me.

see, all the practice paid off. :)

This

Fuck shit. Thread closed

You go to the gay prostitute and get his leather toy stuck in your black hole to improve your sublight speed and quality-of-life. You get your teeth worked on by a maniac with drills because you're baka. Those are different things.

>practicing oral sex on girls by sucking dick

I can't even.

Nah, I don't feel like prostituting myself.

well a clit is basically a miniature penis.

Sup Forumsiology thread.

You take medication to improve your reasoning ability and not let your issues interfere with your daily life. You take crystal meth to happily wallow in your own crapulence and repressed homosexuality.

Imagine what would you've made you girlfriend feel if she'd got a penis...

Short answer: Yes.
Long Answer: yes, and i'd let him fuck me and use me as his little slut too.

I honestly don't see why not. No STDs, probably great technique.. Not attracted to guys, but it might still feel good.

....no....no it is not. A clit is a female sex organ. A miniature penis is a male sex organ.

> 2017
> having to explain this

You take warm snake in yer pooper to improve your shitting and not let your diarrhea interfere with your daily life.
You smell dirty vagina to happily live in your
imaginary house and repressed femiworship.

This is the worst human being, have fun. six09-675-8556

a clit is undeveloped penis. A miniature penis is a reason to laugh at its wielder.
>2017
>having to explain this

yeah but when thrust your fingers into your balls when you fap that's basically the same as when you put your fingers in a girl's pee parts.

Hell i'll let him blow me whenever he want for 1k. And i have a great gf a kid on the way but i could use the money

fucking obviously. anyone who says they wouldn't is an idiot.

Why not? Well, let me tell you lie this; I'm not a fucking homo

In utero they start out as the same thing, but then differentiate as the fetus grows.

>yeah but when thrust your fingers into your balls when you fap that's basically the same as when you put your fingers in a girl's pee parts.


I guess I've had numerous fingering sessions then, and to think of all the time I was butthurt about being alone robot with no GF.

woultn't get hard, but yes

The only right answer is yes.

so giving oral to a fetus is the exactly same if it's a boy or girl.

For you.
Not everyone wants to be a prostitute.

Next time you should thrust your fingers in your eyes just as you're about to cum. It's just like giving a girl a donkey punch.

Sure, it's equally wrong and fucked up.

If normal = gay then you're right

did your GF ever give you gifts? Guess you're a prostitute then bro.

In utero you also start exactly the same as a fucking cow fetus. That doesn't mean you fuck a.....oh wait...ok now I see where you went wrong.

I could use $1000, why not

I am guessing 95% of the guys that said yes to $1000 would fuck this ass for free

I was just saying that they essentially start as the same thing, I never agreed with the notion that sucking a dick and licking a pussy is the same thing.

Is dat your ass?

I'd do a tranny, yep, but only if its a proper tranny with clean pooper.

Yes.

Your former girlfriends demanded sex when they gave you gifts?
Sounds like some shitty relationships.