A genie offers you three wishes. How do you spend them?

A genie offers you three wishes. How do you spend them?

NOTE: If you try to cheat (e.g. wishing for more wishes) he will kill your mother in her sleep.

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girls fuck me
unlimited money
death of all gays

>If you try to cheat (e.g. wishing for more wishes) he will kill your mother in her sleep.
Will I still get more wishes?

resurrection of hambre
death note
immortal mom
more wishes

That's 4 dipshit

eat whatever i want and never get fat
every shit i take is the best shit
8 inch dick

- A loving ideal waifu/soulmate.
- Wealth
- Above peak human stats.

No, and he summons a nigger to rape you for all eternity for being such an autist.

>Wish for more genies
>three times
>repeat
>???????
>profit

>Invincibility of my mother
>Infinite amounts of lasagna
>Infinite wishes

Unlimited money
Death to all jews
Death to all gays

mind control
All the tea in the world
License to kill

wish 1: wish #2 to be fulfilled AFTER wish #3
wish 2: wish to be free
wish 3: wish to be genie

idgaf if he kills my mother, there's a reason i don't reply to those

>Wish to be Rogal Dorn
>Wish to Perturabo get fisted really hard
>Wish my dad was alive again

>clean break shits

So much fucking this.
Daddy Dorn best primarch.

1. A house surrounded by miles and miles of forestry
2. Retain human intelligence for wish #3
3. Become utahraptor

20 women of choice
infinite money
live forever but being able to kill myself

Unlimited money
Teleporting powers
And always be fit forever

1. Wish that I can make my thoughts become reality
2. Wish for genie to become cute, helpless loli

Keep loli with me as a sexslave and just in case I need another wish

This

>No taste buds
>No nerves inside my mouth and throat
>Need For Speed Most Wanted for the PS2

i only need one wish, to hold dominion over all aspects of reality

>create avatar of myself
>connect mind with avatar
>seal original body in an indestructible barrier that keeps me alive (think pandorica if you know what that is....never thought my Dr. who phase would ever be relevant again wow)
>encase in hardest/densest substance known to man
>gravity negation field on its surface
>teleport to the center of supermassive black hole

now i am a god, i dont really *need* to do all that, but it would take a conscious effort to protect myself in persont, thus i could always be caught off-guard and assassinated, this way my mind would just retreat into my original body and i could just recreate my avatar

>Revive Emperor
>Revive loyal primarchs
>Fuck chaos

Three guys are walking through the woods when the find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.

It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,000

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.

The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish. First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.

The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:

"Guys, I think I fucked up."

Several trillion dollars available to me.
Intelligence to figure out any technical/science issues.
Immortality.

You're a faggit

That whole wish wasvretarded.

Mind Controlling Abilities
Be a healthy, well fit guy for eternity that is immune to all sorts of ailments and disease
Wipe out Cancer

- wish not to become autistic because of next wish
- wish to know everything about everything
- wish to never die

these bitches wish for immortality have no idea how bored they will be in 100 billion years

but in the end it was only 1 wish, so i still have 2 wishes and can keep the genie imprisoned forever and saved for a rainy day

I wish I was an attractive female
I wish I could talk to animals
I wish I had an 8.5" futa cock above my new girl-junk

...

100 billion dollars
immortality
Increased intelligence and drive to get things done

> Immortality
> Super strength
> Super intelligence

With this trio, you can archieve whatever you want. Anything is possible, you pretty much shape the world as you will.

The ability to speak any language in the world.
Have over $50 billion (because why not).
Have my best friend fall in love with me.

First bruh says, "I wish to be rich."
POOF!
Publishers Prize patrol shows up, he wins $10 grand a week for life.

2nd bruh, "I wish to fall in love with a great girl."
POOF!
He answers the door when the pizzas 1st bruh ordered after winning show up, hot pizza chick, love at 1st sight, calls her friends, makes it a party.

3rd bruh makes his wish after seeing all the cute friends of pizza chick.
POOF!
Minutes pass, 3rd bruh getting bummed about not getting wish.
Suddenly ruckus outside, 4x4 trucks with horns playing Dixie, gun shots tearing up yard. Trucks full of KKK!
They stop, Grand poobah gets bullhorn and asks

"Ok, which one of y'all fellas wants to be hung like a nigger?"

kill op
infinite wishes
resurrect mother

>Death to all gays
>Death to all Muslims
>Death to all Jews

>kill op
he himself will take care of that someday, just be patient

Well... Being immortal isn't much of problem...

Ofc times appears to be slow at first but you'll eventually end up so insane that you won't have to worry any more about boredom

or you will end up dead inside but alive on the outside, one of the two

you wanna flip that coin?

>Invulnerability
>Immortality
>Telekinesis

i wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world
i wish to be a genie
i wish for princess jasmine to fall desperately in love with me

1. Being granted the ability to swap bodies with anyone on will.

2. Immortality (agelessness)

3. Teleportation

just save one wish to kill yourself if you ever get bored of immortality

>infinite money
>human population limited to 500 million
>family and lover can live eternally if they want

Kill all Jews (one drop jews included)
Kill all Niggers (one drop included)
Save the last wish.

yeah but no one here is doing that, thats why i generally leave myself ways out when i do shit like that

this guy is really fucked, at least you could logic out "immortal =/= invulnerable" but he went out and got both xD enjoy crippling endlessness

I word ask Rogal Dorn to chain me to the pain glove and fill me with his patrician gene seed.

Soon...

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Health
Wealth
Neverending Optimism

He is pleased

1. Be able to cure any disease.
2. Have the powers of the flash.
3. Never need to sleep unless I choose.