Australia number 1

australia is the greatest country in the world you cunts.

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I see an emu! Run, Aussie, run! Back to your cuckshed where your petrol sniffing abo bull will give you a mandated ass rape.

>Ass rape for whities
>Turnbull 2016

All of you are either inbred penal descendants or 1/32 abbo.

EITHER WAY YOU LOSE

spiders.

BTFO

Yes it is.

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ive never even heard of nepal until you just posted you shrimp dick nigger, thats how irrelevant you are.

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>tfw i'll never be an Australian shitposter with god tier bantz.

I see what's happening to all "relevant" countries. I'd rather have Gurkhas and monks as much countrymen than shitskins and niggers.

Get mad, bogan. You're going to be Pulu majority in a few decades anyway.

You will always be a shitposter with a penchant for dingobutt

>australian """""""""""food"""""""""""

It looks like an Indians used toilet paper

>A FUCKING LEAF

Is fucking right. Literally poo poo toast.

>Australians are so desperate for some nutrients they spread shit on their toast

It sucks living here

I propose a new name for that tripe.

How about 'Bogan Shit Bread?'

but indians dont use toilet paper

Then it looks like the tiles they shat on

Don't you have some fires to put out?

I'm not from Cuckberta

australia's theme song
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WE WUZZNT ABDOS N SHYT

nice try Aussies but we know your true colours

lel

Australia is great. Keep rejecting those shitskin boats.

Based channel thanks for that OP.

I love this new meme, really captures Australia's memery

t. Mehmet

>Genocide

YEAH CUNT!

>Greatest country
>80% of landmass is uninhabitable desert

Doesn't work that way

You're not funny Germany

Joking aside, my sister said it's the best country she lived in. I can't believe it from observing Australians here.

Yet our dollar isn't too far behind you mate.
With far less of a population AND we're not killing mudslimes for oil to boost our failing economy.

Australia is the whitest Anglo nation in the world (Tasmania the whitest state) at 92% white.

Why do Americans still think they're so great when they're only 62% white.

Go ahead Burgers, vote for Trump and you might take back 2 or 3 per cent but you'll never be as white as us.

get back to your tree, Kookaburra.

wow sick burn bro!!!

stay cucked spic lover

You're not wrong, but it's hard to be proud of Tassie when they're mostly inbred wankers.

sick bantz m8, fall off your rascal typing that?

Not as sick as your sunburn nigger

>implying any Aussie wears sunblock

Look, I know you might burn at 25+, but even when it's 45 out, school isn't even cancelled and the teachers still let the kids on the playground

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>implying any Aussie wears sunblock

They're not Aussie, they're boongs, m8.
Different species.

Although, Africaniggers that come over here have to wear sunblock because our sun is a sick cunt.

Nice Nepalanon

Australia is a very nice place, but I think it's deplorable how poorly you treat the natives. The sooner you elect an aboriginal president the better off you will be.

I know you don't Australians love cancer, that's why you fill this board with your cancer

New Zealand is so much better. You can own guns here, it isn't 35 degrees Celsius everyday, the geography is better and there are not a lot of venomous creatures after us.

>president
As soon as you get a Prime Minister

Like you can talk leaf

Mate, it's how we live so long in this sun

Canadians are the only ones who still hold traditional values on this board
>that's how we live so long
That's unfortunate

Ah yes, traditional Canadian values like passing your wives to others and getting high all the time.
Quality values, m8

>As soon as you get a Prime Minister
Sorry, we separate church and state here.

Don't forget the clubbing of the seals

You spelled Cuckstralian wrong
Noice shitpost there though Bruce
Tip top quality

There's nothing wrong with killing stupid seals

>seperate church and state
Sorry, in who do you trust?
And who gives you your money?
Fuck up.

Righto

Tip Top is pretty good though, and now I need a sanga.

God Bless China, their immigrants will soon cut you down to size.

OI FANG US A SANGA CUNT

>implying we don't use them for fast food dispensers and nothing else

>tip top is pretty good
But you'd probably prefer his whole cock in your ass wouldn't you Bruce? Sorry Caitlyn ;)

You just told me your country is run by a Prime Minister, presumably a christian minister, and we're bad for having "god," spelled our on our money? Come on now.

No it isn't lol it's fucken shit house

You want millions of Australian trained Chinese shitposters?

We may have our differences but I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Honestly though, I think the next crazy totalitarian storm is coming from Australia. So far in world history, they've been relatively quiet compared to the obnoxious leftist yokels they are as individuals. I'm just waiting.

We'll send them against Canada first. Their shitposting sucks

Tip Top is a brand of bread here in Australia

This is better quality shitposting Canada, good job

It's bread, m8.

Nice horrible shitpost though.

No, not a minister of a church.
It's kind of like a president, but better.

Canada is full of Chinese already.

Maybe that's why their post quality has dropped so dramatically recently

I've only ever met like 5 inbreds and they're all from the same area so it's not a big problem.

PS. nice satan trips

You already control us senpai. You don't need a coup.

Nah, m8.
The leftist faggots are just in Melbourne, rest of the country is pretty good.

We do over-dramatise it, but it's not an issue like the Hamerican south.

>prime minister
>not a church minister

lol yeah right

That's nice but I know what the most popular brand is there, I see it everyday on Sup Forums
Thank you New Zealand, you're our true number one ally
Thanks buddy I appreciate it

Why can't you Canadians stop shitposting all together? Every time I see one of you mapleniggers trying to shitpost it just makes me cringe.

Fuck you're on fire with the digits, mate

They're so similar to president and not church related at all, barring the fact that they say they're Christian.

It's a honed skill

You're just jealous we took the spotlight away from you, now there's nothing of any value coming from Australia.
Wait no, I was wrong you do have funny Abo videos

It is just awful, isn't it?

>You're just jealous we took the spotlight away from you
Only Canadian's think they're good at shitposting. Everyone else wishes you'd just shut the fuck up.

M8, you can't shitpost worth shit.
You can shit-shitpost, but that's because you're all fucking wankers.

That's true. There's a lot of hot stuff going on in Canada right now.

>there's nothing of any value coming from Australia
>what is iron, coal, gas and uranium

Thanks for the syrup though!

I still don't see how a Christian minister could possibly be like our president.

Well he'd have to be black and incompetent. So we're halfway there.

I never said we're good, I never even said we're shitposting because we're not.
That's because I don't shitpost, what you call shitposting is just facts about Australia if you think those posts are shit well next time improve your country so I'll have nice posts about Australia
Yeah it's true our women look great!

And opals because women love shiny rocks.

>mountain niggers

I did forget about one thing that comes from there

lol our president went to harvard law school so he clearly isn't retarded. Honestly I don't even know if you have college in Australia, since it's run by a minister. Does everyone go to seminary? lol

You only seem to want to contribute to threads by sharing your god awful shitposts. Like a semi-sentient turd.

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I can show you a million examples of Australian shitposts but you'd struggle to find even one example of Canadian shitposting

>implying American college isn't who you know and diversity quotas

We have uni and it's not even a requirement, unlike your shithouse job market

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christ, get out of here with your reddit garbage.

I didn't say he was retarded I said he was incompetent.

Hey, I know you're in love with us, but you don't need to stalk our shitposters, tsundere leaf-kun.