/nfl/ general - MVP edition

MIN: Vikings DBs went against Zimmer's game plan
MIA: Ryan Tannehill (knee) has cast removed
NE: Report: McDaniels would leave Pats for HC job
SF: Carlos Hyde to undergo MRI on injured knee
TB: Koetter on RBs: We can't give them all touches
HOU: Alfred Blue totals 90 yards, TD in punt fest
SEA: Seahawks FS Thomas says he isn't retiring
SEA: Doug Baldwin shreds Cardinals for 13-171-1
SF: Kap rescues 49ers with late 2-point conversion
AZ: Game breaker: J.J. Nelson drops 3-132-1 line
AZ: Ho hum: 3 TDs, 136 yards for David Johnson
SEA: Seahawks call Rawls' shoulder injury a bruise

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well this general got btfo

Even if you are a raidnigger I feel for your losses user.

Can we add in a sidebar or headliner for teams like Reddit has? Then fade each team's logo as they are officially knocked out of playoff contention.

>Players going against a coaches gameplan

Why is this allowed?

what are you going to do, cut them?

How did the #7 team lose to the #25 team?

>post number literally before this one

What malarkey are you trying to pull. New one created fair and square, why so butthurt?

They're the Bills.

Are you new?

Just report it, la

Mods are all opening presents and watching A Christmas Story on TV.

Mods are not human beings

Apparently.

But sometimes you get lucky with Janitors.

GO TEXANS

>Terrence Newman getting COLONIZED
Lawl

Steelers got this tonight, rite?

Miami here.

Send the Ratbirds our regards.

>Quote from cut man

Quoth the Raven, "Never score."

>How did a team lose a rivalry game?

>loins pack flexed to next Sunday night

Next Sunday gonna be comfy af

Don't even care if Detroit loses, it's amazing they made it this far

what are /nfl/'s thoughts on this duo?

>Cam starts dabbing in 2015 when he makes the owl
>no one does it until 2016 when he misses the playoffs
really makes you think

ABBA DABBA DOING the T.V. series

Who cares. Power rankings mean nothing. Dolphins are in the playoffs and Bills are about to lose their head coach.

How many threads, gents.

RAVENS

This one is oldest and should be current

Teams in the playoffs should be above in power rankings than teams not in the playoffs.

Steelers baby

How does sex feel like, bros? Not even memeing.

>Inb4 this is Sup Forums

wet and squishy
afterwards you have to go clean your dick

A bag of sand

depends what you are having sex with

I

CRY

WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE

virgin detected

don't worry man sex robots are probably like 5 years away, you can choose whatever ken doll lookalike you want

I'll greentext my most recent experience for you
>see star wars with qt
>go downtown after
>end up back at my place
>making out hardcore
>start fingerblasting her and making her taste herself (i love doing that)
>starts reaching for my dick
>i forgot to mention i have a contagious infection on my dick
>surpised she didn't leave
>explain to her it's harmless and if i wear my boxers and a condom she should be good
>fuck her and we fall asleep
>she leaves in the morning
>hasn't responded to my texts in days
>lonely and by myself on Christmas

That's what sex is like

>if i wear my boxers and a condom she should be good

thanks a lot Baltipoor, now the owl will be the same boring mashup of Pats/Steelers/Packers/Giants

queefs you better deliver and cuck the donkeys out of the playoffs

Depends. If it's somebody you're attracted to heavily it can be one of the most euphoric things you'll ever do in life.
If not it can be kind of disappointing.

Usually though it's 7/10 bretty good.

It'll be Giants/Falcons-Chiefs/Patriots

Unless you get a text saying "you gave me herpes, asshole" you should be good

emotionally unfulfilling coupled with the realization that your sexual conquest often comes with uncomfortable expectations from the girl afterwords, who now assumes you two are an "item"

yet somehow the feeling of delivering a full-forced pounding is enough to make the same mistake again and again

Is this Böhringer guy a meme or the NFL Nowitzki?
He talks like he has the same kind of autism.

the concept of another Giants-Patriots Super Bowl is enough to finally push me to suicide

>Giants
>Non-existent running game and Elol tossing picks in honor of tony romo.

Why? Giants-Patriots Bowls have been one of the GOAT super bowls of all time. why not have one more?

Yeah wearing boxers is so weird. It's not herpes though, it's molluscum which is apparently prevalent in children. It can last for months and it ruins your sex life unless you're a piece of shit like me. But it is harmless

someone tell me why the fuck the steelers got the play clock arbitrarily reset on the final drive?! there was no explanation whatsoever. seems a lot like some fishy roger goodell bullshit to ensure the team with the bigger media market plays more games.

I don't even think he's in the NFL anymore

>buy apple
>cut hole all the way through apple
>microwave apple for a few seconds
>fuck the apple
There you go

Which one do you want to see?

Hey Cam

How bout them

CHIEEEEEEEEFS

He still seems to be somewhere in the US for whatever that is worth.
I don't understand football at all.
Did he even ever score?

literally confirmed

you can't prove me wrong

>this obsessed
failcunts, every time

>another Pats/Steelers championship
Go fuck yourself.

practice squad all year

wait till next year

more exciting than the chiefs getting blown out again

>Lamar Hunt Revenge Bowl
>not "Cowboy's N' Indians"
this one

I think it was the one after spiking the ball. When the ball is spiked or a timeout is called the play clock does not run until the refs call the whistle. I don't think a whistle was blown but the clock kept running

is your QB pliable /nfl/?

>practice squad
So he is playing games with the practice squad or just hanging around in the gym?
Is there a way to follow his stats?

43 states of Hatred.

No matter who wins, there will be butthurt.

I like Wentz a lot. I feel like he's gonna have a long career. Goff is shit and anybody who thought he'd be good before or during the draft is dumb.

He knee Definitely hit the ground.

On any quarterback over 30, that turn would have destroyed their acl.

i dont know if he spiked it, the play clock was at 01 when they reset it. if he did, its obviously valid but does anyone remember if thet took away a down?

Belichick bowl.

each team has a practice squad of 10 guys they use to practice against during each week. practice squad members are not part of the roster, are paid very little, and do not play games.

It is common to put talented players who have no idea what theyre doing on the practice squad, so they can learn the game.

sorry bro, but there really isnt anything to do but wait till the season is over and see if he gets a futures contract or what

goff is good enough for the jury to still be out

youtube.com/watch?v=jGyIXJ4KG8U

Does anyone want to face him in the playoffs?

No but my qb is in the playoffs

It won't happen, but if the Raiders win the Super Bowl, do you call Carr a super bowl winning QB?

WIFE'S SON

if hes not active then no

>Angry Native American Activists Bowl

they did take away a down as it was 1st down but after ben spiked it it was 2nd down

gotcha

>doubting ELIte in the wild card playoff run

Nobody giving Detroit lions a shot

Lions 27 cowfags 15

>Dal vs. Hou
>An all texas super bowl.

>Slay out
>Riddick out
>Starting center out

Lions-Fins bowl is my miracle /comfy/bowl

how is it comfy? miami is a swamp storm that makes me feel icky just thinking about it.

who angry native american activists bowl here?

>Jerome Bettis was born in Detroit bowl
would watch

Back to the basement with you fuccbois

Why is Trevor Semen so bad?

>post yfw the Broncos are eliminated from the playoffs

Cowboys will get #6.

>tfw first-round bye

Trevor seaman has problems on his accuracy on his balls after 20
Yards out. Trevor semen needs to gain some mass to fix it. Tumor semen is a year out, best thing to do with tumor penis semen is to bench him

chiefs games are so boring

they shouldnt be on primetime anymore

>mfw

Dolphins woooooo

First playoff game in 8 years

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I can't believe it lads!