MIN: Vikings DBs went against Zimmer's game plan
MIA: Ryan Tannehill (knee) has cast removed
NE: Report: McDaniels would leave Pats for HC job
SF: Carlos Hyde to undergo MRI on injured knee
TB: Koetter on RBs: We can't give them all touches
HOU: Alfred Blue totals 90 yards, TD in punt fest
SEA: Seahawks FS Thomas says he isn't retiring
SEA: Doug Baldwin shreds Cardinals for 13-171-1
SF: Kap rescues 49ers with late 2-point conversion
AZ: Game breaker: J.J. Nelson drops 3-132-1 line
AZ: Ho hum: 3 TDs, 136 yards for David Johnson
SEA: Seahawks call Rawls' shoulder injury a bruise
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well this general got btfo
Even if you are a raidnigger I feel for your losses user.
Can we add in a sidebar or headliner for teams like Reddit has? Then fade each team's logo as they are officially knocked out of playoff contention.
>Players going against a coaches gameplan
Why is this allowed?
what are you going to do, cut them?
How did the #7 team lose to the #25 team?
>post number literally before this one
What malarkey are you trying to pull. New one created fair and square, why so butthurt?
They're the Bills.
Are you new?
Just report it, la
Mods are all opening presents and watching A Christmas Story on TV.
Mods are not human beings
Apparently.
But sometimes you get lucky with Janitors.
GO TEXANS
>Terrence Newman getting COLONIZED
Lawl
Steelers got this tonight, rite?
Miami here.
Send the Ratbirds our regards.
>Quote from cut man
Quoth the Raven, "Never score."
>How did a team lose a rivalry game?
>loins pack flexed to next Sunday night
Next Sunday gonna be comfy af
Don't even care if Detroit loses, it's amazing they made it this far
what are /nfl/'s thoughts on this duo?
>Cam starts dabbing in 2015 when he makes the owl
>no one does it until 2016 when he misses the playoffs
really makes you think
ABBA DABBA DOING the T.V. series
Who cares. Power rankings mean nothing. Dolphins are in the playoffs and Bills are about to lose their head coach.
How many threads, gents.
RAVENS
This one is oldest and should be current
Teams in the playoffs should be above in power rankings than teams not in the playoffs.
Steelers baby
How does sex feel like, bros? Not even memeing.
>Inb4 this is Sup Forums
wet and squishy
afterwards you have to go clean your dick
A bag of sand
depends what you are having sex with
I
CRY
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIE
virgin detected
don't worry man sex robots are probably like 5 years away, you can choose whatever ken doll lookalike you want
I'll greentext my most recent experience for you
>see star wars with qt
>go downtown after
>end up back at my place
>making out hardcore
>start fingerblasting her and making her taste herself (i love doing that)
>starts reaching for my dick
>i forgot to mention i have a contagious infection on my dick
>surpised she didn't leave
>explain to her it's harmless and if i wear my boxers and a condom she should be good
>fuck her and we fall asleep
>she leaves in the morning
>hasn't responded to my texts in days
>lonely and by myself on Christmas
That's what sex is like
>if i wear my boxers and a condom she should be good
thanks a lot Baltipoor, now the owl will be the same boring mashup of Pats/Steelers/Packers/Giants
queefs you better deliver and cuck the donkeys out of the playoffs
Depends. If it's somebody you're attracted to heavily it can be one of the most euphoric things you'll ever do in life.
If not it can be kind of disappointing.
Usually though it's 7/10 bretty good.
It'll be Giants/Falcons-Chiefs/Patriots
Unless you get a text saying "you gave me herpes, asshole" you should be good
emotionally unfulfilling coupled with the realization that your sexual conquest often comes with uncomfortable expectations from the girl afterwords, who now assumes you two are an "item"
yet somehow the feeling of delivering a full-forced pounding is enough to make the same mistake again and again
Is this Böhringer guy a meme or the NFL Nowitzki?
He talks like he has the same kind of autism.
the concept of another Giants-Patriots Super Bowl is enough to finally push me to suicide
>Giants
>Non-existent running game and Elol tossing picks in honor of tony romo.
Why? Giants-Patriots Bowls have been one of the GOAT super bowls of all time. why not have one more?
Yeah wearing boxers is so weird. It's not herpes though, it's molluscum which is apparently prevalent in children. It can last for months and it ruins your sex life unless you're a piece of shit like me. But it is harmless
someone tell me why the fuck the steelers got the play clock arbitrarily reset on the final drive?! there was no explanation whatsoever. seems a lot like some fishy roger goodell bullshit to ensure the team with the bigger media market plays more games.
I don't even think he's in the NFL anymore
>buy apple
>cut hole all the way through apple
>microwave apple for a few seconds
>fuck the apple
There you go
Which one do you want to see?
Hey Cam
How bout them
CHIEEEEEEEEFS
He still seems to be somewhere in the US for whatever that is worth.
I don't understand football at all.
Did he even ever score?
literally confirmed
you can't prove me wrong
>this obsessed
failcunts, every time
>another Pats/Steelers championship
Go fuck yourself.
practice squad all year
wait till next year
more exciting than the chiefs getting blown out again
>Lamar Hunt Revenge Bowl
>not "Cowboy's N' Indians"
this one
I think it was the one after spiking the ball. When the ball is spiked or a timeout is called the play clock does not run until the refs call the whistle. I don't think a whistle was blown but the clock kept running
is your QB pliable /nfl/?
>practice squad
So he is playing games with the practice squad or just hanging around in the gym?
Is there a way to follow his stats?
43 states of Hatred.
No matter who wins, there will be butthurt.
I like Wentz a lot. I feel like he's gonna have a long career. Goff is shit and anybody who thought he'd be good before or during the draft is dumb.
He knee Definitely hit the ground.
On any quarterback over 30, that turn would have destroyed their acl.
i dont know if he spiked it, the play clock was at 01 when they reset it. if he did, its obviously valid but does anyone remember if thet took away a down?
Belichick bowl.
each team has a practice squad of 10 guys they use to practice against during each week. practice squad members are not part of the roster, are paid very little, and do not play games.
It is common to put talented players who have no idea what theyre doing on the practice squad, so they can learn the game.
sorry bro, but there really isnt anything to do but wait till the season is over and see if he gets a futures contract or what
goff is good enough for the jury to still be out
youtube.com
Does anyone want to face him in the playoffs?
No but my qb is in the playoffs
It won't happen, but if the Raiders win the Super Bowl, do you call Carr a super bowl winning QB?
WIFE'S SON
if hes not active then no
>Angry Native American Activists Bowl
they did take away a down as it was 1st down but after ben spiked it it was 2nd down
gotcha
>doubting ELIte in the wild card playoff run
Nobody giving Detroit lions a shot
Lions 27 cowfags 15
>Dal vs. Hou
>An all texas super bowl.
>Slay out
>Riddick out
>Starting center out
Lions-Fins bowl is my miracle /comfy/bowl
how is it comfy? miami is a swamp storm that makes me feel icky just thinking about it.
who angry native american activists bowl here?
>Jerome Bettis was born in Detroit bowl
would watch
Back to the basement with you fuccbois
Why is Trevor Semen so bad?
>post yfw the Broncos are eliminated from the playoffs
Cowboys will get #6.
>tfw first-round bye
Trevor seaman has problems on his accuracy on his balls after 20
Yards out. Trevor semen needs to gain some mass to fix it. Tumor semen is a year out, best thing to do with tumor penis semen is to bench him
chiefs games are so boring
they shouldnt be on primetime anymore
>mfw
Dolphins woooooo
First playoff game in 8 years
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I can't believe it lads!