MIN:Vikings DBs went against Zimmer's game plan
MIA:Ryan Tannehill (knee) has cast removed
NE:Report: McDaniels would leave Pats for HC job
SF:Carlos Hyde to undergo MRI on injured knee
TB:Koetter on RBs: We can't give them all touches
HOU:Alfred Blue totals 90 yards, TD in punt fest
SEA:Seahawks FS Thomas says he isn't retiring
SEA:Doug Baldwin shreds Cardinals for 13-171-1
SF:Kap rescues 49ers with late 2-point conversion
ARZ:Game breaker: J.J. Nelson drops 3-132-1 line
ARZ:Ho hum: 3 TDs, 136 yards for David Johnson
SEA:Seahawks call Rawls' shoulder injury a bruise
NFL:Report: McDaniels would leave Pats for HC job
NFL:Carlos Hyde to undergo MRI on injured knee
NFL:Seahawks FS Thomas says he isn't retiring
NFL:Doug Baldwin shreds Cardinals for 13-171-1
NFL:Game breaker: J.J. Nelson drops 3-132-1 line
NFL:Ho hum: 3 TDs, 136 yards for David Johnson
NFL:Seahawks call Rawls' shoulder injury a bruise
NFL:Carroll confirms Tyler Lockett done for year
NFL:Russ Wilson flames ARZ for 350 yards & 4 TDs
/NFL/ General : Pray for Carr edition
I'm going to post in this one
>its another patriots waltz into the owl episode
Why is the AFC so fucking trash year in and year out? They should just get rid of the division.
If your QB isn't named
Matt Ryan
Tom Brady
Kirk Cousins
Dak Prescott
Drew Brees
then he is a checkdown baby
Horrible meme nigger...
>Titanic Pussy Blaster
Y-yeah...
The NFL should really punish them for when they get caught cheating instead of just slapping them on the wrist and covering it up with a dog and pony show.
Oh the irony
they make too much money to be stopped
All Dak did against the Bucs was be a checkdown king though...
>Chiefs beat the Patriots
or
>Giants beat Cowboys
Choose 1 to happen in the playoffs
Giants
>Chiefs
>winning in the playoffs
>Top Spaghetti Faggot
T..thanks
>Raiders Pro Bowl left tackle Donald Penn was charged with allowing the sack, the first he has given up this season.
">It's sad, it's very sad," Penn said. "I'm very disappointed in myself ... I was engaged with my guy, I took another step and my foot just slipped from under me. I wish I could have that f---ing play back because I've been blocking great all year, man.
>"I slip on one play ... I ain't never got a quarterback hurt in my whole career and I'm just upset right now."
This sucks
>Giants beat Cowboys and Patriots
Unless McGroin can become a miracle man for the Raiders using Carr's power of Jesus, The Gnats winning a third time is the only acceptable option for the playoffs.
Gay donkey man
how bout them packers?
>tfw
>Packers/Lions Week 17
>Packers/Lions WC
...
Giants over Cowboys, not even close
how many SBs do they have?
loins losing out and skins get wc desu
although I wouldn't mind the packers playing 0 playoff wins frattford
MERRY CHRISTMAS RAIDNIGGERS
That is literally the most useless stat I've seen.
Smeth injury inbound
how many superbowls does who have?
>The Minnesota Vikings were 5-0
>The Minnesota Vikings lost on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Eve
>The Minnesota Vikings 2016 first round pick has 1 reception for 15 yards
>The Minnesota Vikings do not have a first round pick in the 2017 NFL Draft
>The Minnesota Vikings do not have a running back of the future
>The Minnesota Vikings have one of the worst offensive lines in football
>The Minnesota Vikings Head Coach has already lost control of his team
>sak pickscott
>not checkdown babby
Pick one
>his QB isn't top 5 in YPA
lmao your qb is a checkdown baby lil nigga stay shook
the "Best-drafting" teams since 2007. The answer is 4 Owl wins between the top 10 teams, and none of them are by the Cowboys.
are you trying to get bad karma and have von miller spear smeth in half?
YPA is exactly the checkdown babby stat. high completion % for less than 10 yards.
How does the #7 team lose to the #25 team?
nasty tit creampie
you guys do know making fun of injuries eventually fucks up your team right?
You seem mad why did you take your trip off?
Drew bree is on your list, dumbass :^)
"OUCHIE!!! I hurt my wittle tiny pinky finger!!" - Derek Carr, 2016.
Guess the checkdown babby. This is literally Alex Smith Lite
>trip is on
>"why'd you take your trip off"
>implying karma exists
>implying my image will get smith injured
Whatever helps you raidniggers sleep at night after your superb owl hopes were crushed in week 16 LOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS TOP FUCKING KEK
First
>FPI
Second, is this current?
>muh ypa
Lol, just shut the fuck up, dak
I smell a broncos win
>SEA:Doug Baldwin shreds Cardinals for 13-171-1
>still loses
So then why are you butting in to someone elses conversation? Be more considerate please
>two threads made at same time
>autistic lateposter spams both threads to trick you
Mods will be along shortly, remember:
As of December 20th
Karma does exist
>Chiefs shitpost bloody murder afert barely beating the raiders
>immediately shitpost about whooping the Titans
>Lose to them
>shitpost bloody murder against busc
>lose
>shitpost bloody murder after beating HOU in the playoffs
>BEEN THERE DONE THAT LOL
>lose
this one has more posts at the moment
what's your opinion on him?
>he believes shitposting on the sports board of an anime imageboard affects real life sports via karma
literal autism
>derek carr broke his leg while his team had legitimate owl aspirations
top kek
>SEA:Seahawks FS Thomas says he isn't retiring
yep he's retiring
Quads confirm, Karma shall strike down anyone who curses against Carr's good name
what christmas sports swag did everyone get
doug martin has 2.92 yards per rushing attempt on 144 attempts
>tfw only one awake
>can't open presents yet
those shirts are quite small, especially the right one
either you are the manletess manlet to ever live or underage
>#2 seed
>Xirhawks will likely be #3 and beat whatever scrub sneaks into #6 seed
>Will get to play them ina dome with team out for blood after being reballed out of win earlier this year
>They won't have the 12th xhe or the refs, or Earl Thomas or Lockett
>Still have MattVP, Julio, two good RB and starting OL
>Defense is playing better, hasn't given up more than 20pts in the past 5 games (Chiefs got 9 off picks)
>Would also play Championship/Superb Owl ina dome
They could always choke, but this team feels different from the Mike Smith teams.
A UT hoodie and a new Titans hat
A mini helmet, a set of Raiders slippers, a Raiders robe, Raiders beanie and a Raiders big mug
Maximum comfy
This. Thought those shirts were for a small child when I first looked at them
Congrats on Matt Ryan's inauguration into to the League of Elite White Dominate QB's, or LEWD for short
LEWD now consists of:
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
Aaron Rodgers
Matt Ryan
and Russell Wilson
>Dak Prescot jersey
Are you gonna burn it next season when he turns into Kapernick 2.0?
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Are you 12? Underage b&
But of course as tradition dictate
Car is a bitch and I'm glad he'll never walk again best Christmas gift ever!!!
>Russell Wilson
>white
How comfy was it watching Carr get rekt yesterday?
nothing, will be ordering a throwback jersey for myself at some point
baka he's the whitest of them all
Choke incoming
BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNSBROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS
>BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS BROWNS
>Wilson
>elite
>tfw your family celebrated christmas early
I hate it because then when actual christmas rolls around it just feels like another empty day...
mfw Dak is added to that list within 3 years
I got a new Pats jacket. It's comfy as fuck. Possibly getting a Dion Lewis jersey as well.
at least they celebrated christmas and you had someone to celebrate with
Dak looks like a fucking thug nigger. No way he is successful in the NFL
Edgy Ogresmasher
>getting a jersey of the backup running back
WEW
I wish I were as rich as your parents, Slot
got a hate and a t shirt
Why do all the teams I rep get ruined?
>Saints defense
>Eagles shitting the bed after a glorious start to the season
>Based Carr injured right before playoffs
Just
My dad knows his mom, so it's cool.
Why do you "rep" so many teams faggot bandwagoner
>California
>Four (4) teams
>Florida
>Three (3) teams
>Texas
>Two (2) teams
What the fuck? We deserve a third team more than Cali or Florida
>tfw sucking cock on christmas just so I can order myself a jersey
>we
You can't tell me Jacksonville or Tampa or Oakland deserve a team more than Austin
>Stafford >checkdown babbie
Sure I can, Dallas has a team, Houston, has half of one
Alabama should steal the Browns
Is your population larger than Florida or CA?
Right? I think its because of the Cowboys though. A team would be hard pressed to take any of the fanbase away from the Cowboys in Texas, so they would probably just have most of their fans limited to whatever city they put the team in. Plus Jerry probably doesnt want to have to compete with many teams in Texas in the first place.
Jacksonville, Tampa, and Oakland deserve a team more than Austin
He has a wife's son. You can't get whiter than that
>Does Texas have a larger population tha Florida
Not him, but really nigger?
I'm too lazy to Google the shit.
Do it yourself.
I would say San Antonio could do with one before Austin desu.