So I've been snapchatting this slut

so I've been snapchatting this slut.

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>Are you confusing my dick with a snickers bar?

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kek

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do this

Give it to her.
Turn her around.
Spank her REALLY REALLY fucking hard.
Like boarderline bleeding red ass with hand marks hard.
Leave and never talk to her again.

lets see those fat tits

rachel?

Keep going

WHERE'S RACHEL

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I agree with this guy, lets see those fat tits op.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Please moar. Please tits. Please everything.

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Clearly a troll post

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FUCKING STOP

PLEASE STOP

Where did you meet this chick?

keep going!!!! The Internet demands it
If you don't continue I post Amy Schumer's tit!!!

that was disappointing after all that build up

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I doubt you would go that far

you should def smash

Ewwww

Keep the coming! Slam piggies make me diamonds bro.

I love big girls (no I am not black) just love them is all

more of her :) and name too...for science

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u are not alone.
big boombas all the way to shanty town

Can you post those flapjacks already? I need to pick up my wife's son in 15 minutes.

>Posting selfies
Is this how the kiddies cyber these days? Also that's not a slam piggy, that's a fat cow.

I got my beer and I am ready for boulders!!

>pick up my wife's son
>wants fattys flapjacks
>cukt

Why does she have to tease us with decent legs on the right?

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Need to see those fattty tig ol biddies

Oh you need a little something for your tongue /zip

yeah maybe a toothbrush

that's cool man

Her face looks like the moon

I want to D.E.N.N.I.S this chick

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fucking be just a little bit nice and she'll give you everything you've ever wanted.

or be a dumbass; abuse her, and lose willing pussy like the faggot we know you are

>make a choice

Mental disorder

>for science
Fuck off reddit

Whenever I see a fat pig with big tits and a 4/10 face I want to hatefuck them, propose to them, and dump them at the altar by telling them they never meant anything

You found me out :(
But still I here for tits

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I approve. hit it.

Titties did not disappoint. Moar.

she doesn't have a very nice ass unfortunately

Are you pathetic that you would settle for a fat obese woman like her? It's not like you can't get willing pussy from girls with a normal body.

women suck at erotic texting.

Lets see those flaps

Fuck it man, let her swallow your dingus into her belly it'll feel good. Then go out to Denny's and have a fuckin feast.

I've always found 3-4/ 10s to be good practice. They're usually up for most stuff and it doesn't matter if you loose your spaghetti because you never cared what they thought anyway. I lost my virginity to a 4/10 I had no respect for as a human being but on the token my first car was a piece of shit but I learnt a lot. Don't let Sup Forums virgins talk you out of getting your hole.

waiting to see some titties and face

>OP is quite a catch

Sure.

Isn't too bad. Some fat girls have disgusting ass.

Her titties are top tier fat girl tiddies. Moar pls.

Eat her ass

Point made, I feel bad now. It's not that I've never fucked a fat chick from tinder, it's that their eating behaviour and waste of their potential pisses me off.

>(no I am not black)

KEK

A fuck is a fuck - some 7-10s are like dead fish - the ugly ones tend to do the dirtier stuff :D

Yeah. I'm straight as an arrow but I could write about sucking cock better than that.

keeeeeep it coming

Let's see some puss

ass was bad but titties made up for it, moar

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nope no full body

get a mirror pic - full face/body

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GOD I hate to sound like a white knight, but she deserves as much resoect and decent treatment as anyone else. Fuck that pussy, but be nice to her.

Nothing wrong with being nice - its not WK to be nice

^ This

Definitely. She would fucking worship you.

You can even gently convince her to start a diet and she would honestly be a bombshell.

As to no surprise she's really into stuffing things down her throat.

her weight isnt a problem - some of us like the chubby bunnies - if you like healthy looking fit girls that is cool - but I like to see the ocean current as I fuck

Kek

WHERE ARE THEY

kek

You know she's fat when her cleveage goes up to her neck

No for sure, I like chubby girls too. She ain't my preference weight wise, but others will like it.

Just seemed like a majority of jokes were going to be about her weight.

I hear ya :)

Hate to be that guy but, from experience, the ones that talk like this , if you met this girl online on a hookup site or app like tinder w/e. Majority of them are desperate of fuck becuz 1) they hardly fuck, and 2) they talk like this and when it comes to the whole deepthroating your dick, they put the tip in and gag or smth weird.

Is it just me or does any1 else have similar experiences with desperate chicks online?

Wtf

She's trying really hard. The fat ones always do...

KEK'D HARD

we got anymore or did she fall asleep?