FACT - If you dont touch boobies before you are 20 your subconscious turns you gay

FACT - If you dont touch boobies before you are 20 your subconscious turns you gay.

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Spooky stuff

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well that would explain \b\ I guess

Hi gents

i advocate for chance the stallion.

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Hello there

H-Hi...

Hello what's new

Uh hi

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that toy actually kinda scares me in it's largest form.

Oh ill give you a spooky.

Ah, I wondered what happened there

I'm shaking in my boots

So horse cock, right?

Y-Yeah... I've been subconsciously training for stallions...

Zebra, bull, burro, whatever.....

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Yeah you need to get a toy to train yourself with, I mean with one 2 mounting you at the same time.

Only subconciously training?

it's an incredible sensation

A-A toy? Which one?
Y-Yeah... or at least, that's what I was told in the last thread.

Hey

Oh he wants to do it, we just got to find him one.

And look on Bad Dragon. There's this guy on there.

The flat end concerns me

Seems like something like that would push all the food out of your stomach

I was gonna say, that's the obvious one to get. Good practice for all that bulging his belly is gonna be doing.

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How goes it?

I wonder if I had a horsecock if people would want to have sex with me then.

It looks so nice... But it's so expensive.
B-Belly bulging?

I-I'm just a poor student, I can't afford big, scary bad dragon toys...

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Good, you?

It isn't as big as it looks if you get a small.
What do you mean?

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Doin alright myself

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idk

why boner?

So, by your definition atleast 95% is not gay, since most of us sucked milked out of our moms tits

Of course, if you're going to be sat on horsecocks all day you're gonna get a bulging belly.

Or who knows, maybe you'll bulge because you'll end up so incredibly full of their virile seed.

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That's good! S-So horse cock?

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That doesnt count by process of association. Its like you counting your allowance when you were 10 as part of your wages.

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You must be on some serious crack my man

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B-Bulged by horse cock and V-Virile seed?

L-Lewd...

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Fact
dick and ass are pretty ok

Ass is better

They're both pretty great, yep.

Im high on virginity.

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As if you haven't thought about it already.

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Only when I masturbate anally...

Same, whos your dealer?

But you love it.

Every women who has said, "Eww who would ever date you" or "Gross, get away from me!".

I-I do...

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Luckily I have never heard that, guess im a self supplier

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I thought so; sounds like you'd be pretty good stock for a breeding mare.

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Because you're one of the people that doesnt try that people see and makes then think everyone doesnt try.

T-Thanks... b-but I don't know if my butt could survive that!
H-Hot...

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I'm sure you'd get used to it if you get to offer unlimited service to the meat you love.

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Nice.

me irl

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O-Oh, the meat I-I love... d-dark meat.. unlimited...

Es good stuff

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nice u irl pic

Just think how much you'd get if you could offer yourself as a willing dump with no hassle; your dream job.

hot

Y-Yeah... But I need to get more experienced with anal first... and then... well, maybe I should c-camwhore?

You're not wrong

your knot

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Hot.

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