Get me laid Sup Forums

Get me laid Sup Forums

You like music?

Did I tell you I play a mean dick flute?

Jesus kid, just invite her to a concert. Don't be a dumb ass and play the smooth talkin on the date and see where it goes.

"wow you like music?? i like music too!!"

jesus that was hard to read.

Step 1: stop having autism.
Step 2: ask for her phone number.
Step 3: talk then ask her out to dinner.
Step 4: sex
Step 5: Separate entirely.

I didn't invite her to a concert, I seen in one of her pictures that she is with this artist I listen to. She's kinda fat so I don't really care what I tell her.

I don't really give a fuck so if you guys can come up with anything, I'm down to send it to her.

The whole talk has been quite nice and and all, now the nudes

Make a lame excuse to ask for her phone; and meet each other and talk.

Or just ask her, if she ask why say that you are curious if she does have a cute voice or etc

Betas ruin always their game because they cant hold themselves to blogpost everything about themselves when chatting.

Shut the fuck up faggot, man up and ask her phone plain and straight.

just found out how ugly hoodie allen is in real life

yup. this.

post results after you've said this.

lets go to dinner, then fuck to this shitty artist music

>choreographer

Jesus, you think she'd lose a couple dangling mc nuggets around her waist dancing around all day

>memes

Dude, are you retarded?

She says she likes the one thing you are most likely to be good at being a btard, just don't use anything about fucking gore or Hitler and you should be fine...and stop being so cringey

Yeah yeah that's great. Show me your tits

I like this one.

Send a pic of your cock.

Her?

Do this one.

Girls say my dick looks like a lobster's tail, what do you think?

Wow, you guise are funny

Srsly, send memes, chicks love memes

send her some benis

Jesus fuck is it that hard?

Ask her over for a movie.

Then fuck her.

Tinders pretty bloody simple

i'm a cuck

What a weiner