Post a superpower of your choice. you get this superpower, but here's the catch: anybody can comment a drawback, limit, catch, ect to your power.
For example, I want the power of flight someone can comment "flying takes the same energy as a full sprint."
alright, i'll start. power of telekinesis
Aaron Sanders
"telekinesis takes the same energy as a full sprint."
Jayden Reed
The power to do a full sprint
Liam Ward
The power of not wanting to commit suicide
Jaxon Jackson
sprinting takes the same amount of energy as trying to fly
Nathaniel Peterson
Full sprint takes the same energy as a full sprint
Jason Turner
you can only die by suicide
Luis Richardson
you die when you no longer want to kill yourself
Noah White
immortality
Aaron Reyes
you're always depressed as fuck
Julian Hill
So basically immortality and a real desire to live?
Brayden Richardson
i want the power of farting a hurricane.
Joshua James
You constantly want to commit suicide
Lucas Brooks
So, just death.
Caleb Cooper
The inability to die.
This is inevitable. Let it happen on its own, user.
Lucas Walker
You're constipated 97% of the time
Lincoln Rivera
The power to manipulate probability.
John Hernandez
only so that things are not in your favor
Angel Howard
Then wtf would be the point
Hudson Sanchez
But there's a 10% chance that a manipulation of probability will reverse, e.g. changing to 75% chance may instead change to 25% chance
Blake Hernandez
The ability to summon anything I imagine
Austin Parker
Kek
Grayson Richardson
But commiting suicide takes the energy of a full sprint. And you're suicidal Takes the same energy as a full sprint
Anthony Powell
Kekk
Ryder Gray
But you only summon it if you call it with the correct pronoun
Wyatt Roberts
But every time your dick loses a cm
Dylan Roberts
The power to freeze time
Julian Anderson
but not to unfreeze it
Jaxon Carter
So you summon 5 cm once in a while and you are fine
Anthony James
You are frozen too
Isaac Gonzalez
at a rate of 1sec every sec
Elijah Parker
The lag is real
Robert Campbell
The ability to shift reality, as in everything the universe consists of, including time.
Jose Gonzalez
each of my fingernail/toenail clippings turn into a gram of pure cocaine after 5 minutes
Connor Murphy
You become autistic
Asher Bennett
>And you're suicidal Not with the power of not being suicidal.
Adam Campbell
Meh, I undo my autism. But what if I am too autistic to think of undoing it ....
Ayden Bailey
You're armless and legless
Tyler Morris
>Already autistic
Nolan Peterson
then you're a retarded person with superpowers. what could possibly go wrong?
Samuel Russell
Your body rejects coke and it's becomes obtainable over the counter so it's virtually worthless.
Leo Johnson
Schrodinger's emo fag?
Easton Wood
Re solidifys into grim things after 10 minutes, in or out your face, so you'd sneezing tonail particles
Nathan Sullivan
And once you snort them, they become fingernails again. Before you can get high.
Wyatt Rogers
>assuming that reversing autism becomes what we know as normal, what if it isn't.
Carson Hughes
The power to give orgasms to any person want
Jonathan Hill
any person I want*
Adrian Long
The power to have no weaknesses.
Landon Nguyen
Any person over the age of 60.
Brayden Hall
but you can never have one yourself
Thomas Gray
but you have an intense fear of everything that you can't get over
Hudson Foster
Well it literally says *any person I want*, so you can't limit that one. You need to try harder
Jaxson Collins
Your name is jeff
Blake Gutierrez
i want eyes on my cock
Zachary Cox
Your regular eyes can't see
Colton Evans
Every time you do this you shit yourself violently.
Gabriel Barnes
The ability to breathe underwater.
Nicholas Gray
You lose the ability to breathe out of water.
Adam Wood
But you lose the ability to breathe outside of the water.
Landon Jones
You become uncontrollably attracted to octogenarians.
Benjamin Edwards
Mah nigga
Jeremiah Cooper
The ability to bypass THE FUCKING CAPTCHA WITHOUT PAYING 20$.
Also fuck your vehicles and traffic signs I don't have time to select endless squares with a tiny part of a vehicle or sign. where's the good old captcha?
Tyler Sanders
See? that's a good one.
Liam Hernandez
you can now bypass the captcha by paying $40
Henry Foster
i want dicks for ears and assholes for eyes
i dare you to find a downside
William Ross
But giant squids want to mate with you and they are lubing up their tentacles with every breath you make.
Dylan Williams
But you sacrifice your actual dick and asshole. Guess you'll need another hole to shit and pee from.
Carson Watson
you're still a faggot.
Mason Hughes
One of the dicks is constantly erect and the other is always flaccid, while the assholes always have a horrid stench that leaks into your nostrils.
Juan James
You're constantly being fucked in both asshole-eyes by sandniggers.
>Tempt not Sup Forums motherfucker
Jonathan Richardson
any time somebody looks at you all of your bones are instantly transferred to the bottom of the ocean with no way of retrieving them
Jeremiah Bennett
...
Parker Campbell
The power of running on air
Dylan Sanders
It takes the energy of a Full sprint
Josiah Wilson
You are a mermaid
Alexander Richardson
Water becomes toxic to you
Hunter Diaz
Ability to explode my enemies at will
Levi Smith
you are your own worst enemy
Ian Wright
It takes the energy of a full sprint
Caleb Murphy
but only their genitals,and it feels really good
James Bell
You only explode their minds, bringing them to heightened state of being, rendering you inferior to them.
Leo Perry
I wouldn't mind a Wrait Blade tethered to my soul.
Samuel Murphy
You become a ginger and therefore have no soul
Ryder Mitchell
This is retracted, and ability to explode enemies at will is back in full power.
Blake Howard
You become a weeaboo, and inevitably a shut-in. The local pizza place stops delivering because you tip like a jew.
Gavin Bennett
I can disguise or imitate any power and looks of a person.
Justin Ortiz
You can only grant them to other people.
Jaxson Sullivan
But the power functions in reverse, and while you look like them you're only half as tall
Andrew Brooks
I want to have the power to receive social joy from robots as though they are humans, to keep me happy at work
I also want the power to remove jealousy from my wifeif I can adequately prove it's unnecessary.
Daniel Gray
The power to feel important even if I'm not
Nathan Flores
The robots make your wife jealous.
James Wood
The ability to manipulate matter of any type. ie human flesh to sand, air to stone, boogers to gold.
Jonathan Jackson
But when you do it a random object you own also transmutes into something else.
Mason Sanchez
be spooky
Jordan Hernandez
You are constantly frightening yourself.
Jaxson Jenkins
I could live with that
Charles Gonzalez
barely a drawback.
Alexander Stewart
The ability to win at any argument. Physical and verbal