Alright niggers, here's the game

alright niggers, here's the game

Post a superpower of your choice. you get this superpower, but here's the catch: anybody can comment a drawback, limit, catch, ect to your power.

For example, I want the power of flight
someone can comment "flying takes the same energy as a full sprint."

alright, i'll start. power of telekinesis

"telekinesis takes the same energy as a full sprint."

The power to do a full sprint

The power of not wanting to commit suicide

sprinting takes the same amount of energy as trying to fly

Full sprint takes the same energy as a full sprint

you can only die by suicide

you die when you no longer want to kill yourself

immortality

you're always depressed as fuck

So basically immortality and a real desire to live?

i want the power of farting a hurricane.

You constantly want to commit suicide

So, just death.

The inability to die.

This is inevitable. Let it happen on its own, user.

You're constipated 97% of the time

The power to manipulate probability.

only so that things are not in your favor

Then wtf would be the point

But there's a 10% chance that a manipulation of probability will reverse, e.g. changing to 75% chance may instead change to 25% chance

The ability to summon anything I imagine

Kek

But commiting suicide takes the energy of a full sprint. And you're suicidal
Takes the same energy as a full sprint

Kekk

But you only summon it if you call it with the correct pronoun

But every time your dick loses a cm

The power to freeze time

but not to unfreeze it

So you summon 5 cm once in a while and you are fine

You are frozen too

at a rate of 1sec every sec

The lag is real

The ability to shift reality, as in everything the universe consists of, including time.

each of my fingernail/toenail clippings turn into a gram of pure cocaine after 5 minutes

You become autistic

>And you're suicidal
Not with the power of not being suicidal.

Meh, I undo my autism. But what if I am too autistic to think of undoing it ....

You're armless and legless

>Already autistic

then you're a retarded person with superpowers. what could possibly go wrong?

Your body rejects coke and it's becomes obtainable over the counter so it's virtually worthless.

Schrodinger's emo fag?

Re solidifys into grim things after 10 minutes, in or out your face, so you'd sneezing tonail particles

And once you snort them, they become fingernails again. Before you can get high.

>assuming that reversing autism becomes what we know as normal, what if it isn't.

The power to give orgasms to any person want

any person I want*

The power to have no weaknesses.

Any person over the age of 60.

but you can never have one yourself

but you have an intense fear of everything that you can't get over

Well it literally says *any person I want*, so you can't limit that one. You need to try harder

Your name is jeff

i want eyes on my cock

Your regular eyes can't see

Every time you do this you shit yourself violently.

The ability to breathe underwater.

You lose the ability to breathe out of water.

But you lose the ability to breathe outside of the water.

You become uncontrollably attracted to octogenarians.

Mah nigga

The ability to bypass THE FUCKING CAPTCHA WITHOUT PAYING 20$.

Also fuck your vehicles and traffic signs I don't have time to select endless squares with a tiny part of a vehicle or sign. where's the good old captcha?

See? that's a good one.

you can now bypass the captcha by paying $40

i want dicks for ears and assholes for eyes

i dare you to find a downside

But giant squids want to mate with you and they are lubing up their tentacles with every breath you make.

But you sacrifice your actual dick and asshole. Guess you'll need another hole to shit and pee from.

you're still a faggot.

One of the dicks is constantly erect and the other is always flaccid, while the assholes always have a horrid stench that leaks into your nostrils.

You're constantly being fucked in both asshole-eyes by sandniggers.

>Tempt not Sup Forums motherfucker

any time somebody looks at you all of your bones are instantly transferred to the bottom of the ocean with no way of retrieving them

...

The power of running on air

It takes the energy of a Full sprint

You are a mermaid

Water becomes toxic to you

Ability to explode my enemies at will

you are your own worst enemy

It takes the energy of a full sprint

but only their genitals,and it feels really good

You only explode their minds, bringing them to heightened state of being, rendering you inferior to them.

I wouldn't mind a Wrait Blade tethered to my soul.

You become a ginger and therefore have no soul

This is retracted, and ability to explode enemies at will is back in full power.

You become a weeaboo, and inevitably a shut-in.
The local pizza place stops delivering because you tip like a jew.

I can disguise or imitate any power and looks of a person.

You can only grant them to other people.

But the power functions in reverse, and while you look like them you're only half as tall

I want to have the power to receive social joy from robots as though they are humans, to keep me happy at work

I also want the power to remove jealousy from my wifeif I can adequately prove it's unnecessary.

The power to feel important even if I'm not

The robots make your wife jealous.

The ability to manipulate matter of any type. ie human flesh to sand, air to stone, boogers to gold.

But when you do it a random object you own also transmutes into something else.

be spooky

You are constantly frightening yourself.

I could live with that

barely a drawback.

The ability to win at any argument. Physical and verbal

Ability to instantly camouflage.

Done. I don't need her anymore.