ITT: We act like if we were girls

ITT: We act like if we were girls

Goddamn this board is gay.

OP is still a faggot.

you know i've never really thought about it but like sometimes I just feel, you know, things that are like, I dont know, just, kinda weird, you know what I mean?

blah blah blah blah... Are you listening to me?

WHAT?
CAUGHT ME CHEATING?
OMG YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR SPYING ON ME!

I DONT LIKE HIM
I JUST...
I WANT HIM TO LIKE ME

When this happened to me, I just jerked off to the pics she sent him and their texts with my tears. Good spank sesh.

I want a divorce.

*Proceeds to help my slutty hands to your half of your hard earned money*

OH MY FUCKING GOD
I HAVE THE WORST PARENTS IN THE FUCKING WORLD
THEY BOUGHT ME THAT CAR I WANTED FOR MY SWEET 16
AND ITS THE WRONG FUCKING SHADE OF RED
THEY SHOULD FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES

Can I get a New bag ? What no ??
NO ???
I go to my ex house fuck you !
DONT TOUCH ME !!!!HELP HELP

Man, bearing this child sure is tough.

>I want you to fuck me
>I act like I don't want you to fuck me
>you fuck me I cry rape
>I win either way, I got fucked, you go to jail, I get a new car so HA

I'LL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES

>four hours later
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR TAKING SO LONG?!

>omg its never my fault i'll find a way to pin this on you!!!!

>posts on Sup Forums
>no tits
>no timestamp
Come on guys, I need a personal army and facebook told me to go here!

>texts picture of my vagina
>Guy sends dick pic back
GROSS! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!

I NEED SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME
I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS I THINK FOR MYSELF
I NEED SOMETHING THAT SAYS OMG I'M A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL
FUCK! I NEED MY BELLY PIERCED!

10/10

I watch switched at birth and like it unironically

My girlfriend has hers pierced....

OMG IM GETTING BOOBS
I NEED TO SHOW THIS SHIT OFF

FUCK WHY ARE BOYS STARING AT MY BOOBS
GOD WHY ARE YOU ALL ASSHOLES
>they think i'm hot xD

you offended? anons point was that its generic and most girls do it

Im not even sure if showing gender is relevant or not on here and at this point who cares..

As a woman...your views on how girls act are hilarious

why do guys poop? they are so gross im so happy we girls dont poop. who want put on some makeup? =)

>When Sup Forums can't get girls so they become the girl

Literally the only accurate thing on here

...

Well what about femanons op?

Tits with timestamp

They can act like boys or traps idk

Okay

Tits or GTFO
All of you cumdumpsters on here won't get attention like you usually do, too bad you won't give nice guys like me a chance...srsly kys

Okay cool...

I hate how girls feel like they need makeup. They look so pretty without it!

WAIT DID SHE SAY SHE WAS GOOD LOOKING WITHOUT IT??? UGH NEVERMIND! UGH SO CONCEITED

Hi everyone. I was searching for positivity in Google but it autofilled 'post,' which took me to Sup Forums. In reality I'm married with 2 kids and I feel unimportant and unnecessary.

My husband is asleep. I don't know what to do.

IM THE NICE GUY AND WE ALWAYS FINISH LAST!
HEY DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I WAS A NICE GUY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!

UGH NOW SHES TALKING SHIT TO ME? WHAT A BITCH!

>incomprehensible noises

OMG BECKY I HAD ONE SHOT AND I THINK I'M DRUNK

IF I FUCK HIM WHILE IM DRUNK THEN IT MEANS THAT WE SHOULD DATE RIGHT

WHY DONT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

>tries to get bfs attention
>tries to take bf to places
>tries to talk to bf about how they feel
>bf doesnt respond

Gives up and breaks up

>"SHE BROKE MY HEART!! I TREATED HER LIKE A PRINCESS! HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?!?!?! ALL GIRLS ARE SCUM

That hit home tbh my ex boy did that to me

For the record....i fucked a dude when i was drunk.

Hes now my boyfriend and we are planning on moving in together

OMG HE STILL HAS HIS EX-GFS AS CONTACTS ON HIS PHONE
HES TOTALLY CHEATING ON ME
THAT ASSHOLE
*BREAKS PHONE*

That's unironically the way I sound like half the time I'm trying to convey the stuff going through my head.

>inb4, Im a faggot, yep,
>inb4 kys, working on that

Thats never even happened to me but ive heard it happening to other girls so much.

My bf can get like that at times but hes quick to stop acting like a zombie when i stop giving all the love and cuddles

>be girl
>get slapped all the time
>generally treated like shit
>knows he's sleeping with his coworker
>stays with him anyways

"yall don't know him like i do! i know he loves me! he dindu nuffin!"

That's how me and most of my ex's got together, the drunk nights LMAO

It's like a weird power move dudes have i dont know why it happens

Omg now that I have ground my boyfriend into a beta pulp I'm no longer attracted to his pussy ass. I'll just fuck one of his friends and then come back when things don't work out, then move in with him and keep him away from his friends' influence.

Friend, my god, what has been done to you.

That's a friends story, thank god.

Wtf that sounds weirdly personal lol

Why do guys have a tendency to take such a distinct thing that one girl did to them.and oretend all girls do it? Lol like

"Omg i hate girls how they steal your car and run over dog while giving a blowjob to your cousin on a friday night! Ugh theyre all the same!"

Poor wretched soul.

Your words, not mine

Partially same way you assume all guys (if you are assuming a majority) have that tendency. Humans are liable to over exaggerate potential future harm when they are traumatized. Sorta manifests in both girls and guys in my experience, and while common, I suppose it's a defense mechanism that sorta flys in the face of, logic?

Sauce??

I personally never understood guys or girls who assumed shit out of the opposite gender.

My first bf beat the shit out of me, ive been rejected and have a few guys just end up being real jerks.
I can honestly say not once did i think "all men were assholes" i just knew i kept getting the assholes lol
I cant stand people who can be that immature and assume a male/female is the same as all other ones the share their gender.
A girl/guy broke your heart...boohoo get over it and find someome who wont

what do you think of my ass?

>dem feels

Paola?

>
>They can act like boys or traps idk
they are all traps

Generalizations are the easy way for many

Looks like we got a 12 year old here

All I have to do is apply a bit of makeup, head to the nearest cafe or bar and wait for some poor schmuck to hit on me. It's smooth sailing after that he'll take care of everything for me my life is great.

I see it as more of a form of ignorance.
Blocking yourself from potential just because youre afraid of the chance of a similar outcome. Relationships are the same as anything in life. When you learned to ride a bike you didnt just give up when you fell down. You didnt blame the bike for being like all the others...you got back on and kept trying...some took longer to learn than other but eventually they found out how to ride

I LL TELL HIM IM PREGNANT SO HE STAYS WITH ME
THEN PRETEND TO HAVE MISCARRIAGE TO GET SYMPATHY

femanon here. I bet most of you hating on women are virgins.

jokes on you I fucked my cousin

What the fuck Sup Forums?

I'm offended so I'll use my best defense and call them virgins even if it's irrelevant to the thread topic that'll show them! I hope it worked and they feel bad now it sure is fun being a girl hehe

jokes on you I fucked my dad

since no girl likes us we decided to become the girls user-kun. dont judge :(

Shit, I did that to my best friend. Now I'm trying to get her back but she ignores me. I'm a fucking idiot.

you are here, m2.
so tell me more about how only OP is a faggot

fill me with dicks

if you become a girl you will date me?

Wtf kind of pussy nigger shit is going to believe this? Gd Sup Forums this is pitiful.

>mfw even pretending to be femanon gets me more attention than my regular shitposts

Uh...

A few you stupid cunt..

Its fuckin true

Sup Forumseta fucking faggots. Anne heros all around for you cancer spreading roody poos.

>I'm bleeding all over the place and I'm in a bad fuckin mood.

/thread.

sure but since im larping as a female i'll blame you for everything and you'll buy me shit so you can have my boipucci

Well, certainly you have given me something to think about.

>hey guys, give me money cause I'm naked.

I want to be treated equally but I also want special treatment!!!

Its the easiest example i could think of. Im glad its made you rethink things...you wont get anywhere far in love if you keep thinking youre gonna fall down everytime.

He literally asked for my snapchat and like, I was literally dying. I literally hope he likes my snaps.

have you seen tyrone bulge gurl? So much bigger than terrys. You think i cud cuck him?

>I found a man who wants to step up and treat me and my son great. He is such a nice and great guy and exactly what I'm looking for. I better break up with him cause I don't want to be in a relationship right now. I'm a strong independent woman who dont need no man.

My most recent ex

memeing aside all females are disgusting whores.I have cracked into few girl's facebooks that I liked, it's all the same selfish little cunts

Ill suck your dick for a dollar

>hay can u do all these tasks for me? >Thanks ur the best bf ever
>WTF, u want a blowjob?? Im not ur slave!!!

Thank you for everything, user.

Sorry your gf is such a shitty gf...im always on my bfs dick

No problem dear. Hope it helps

social engineering toolkit or just leaving phones around

"toolkit". you just need to send them any link girls will click on everything

OP is such a bitch. Did you know she fingered Shanese's boyfriend's butt?

Oh hey OP, love your hair!

>You can't build that
>What do you mean you don't know why?
>I don't need your gold
>you don't deserve me at all
> Fuck you! I'm going to build for the elves

Boy I sure am tired of my vagina leaking blood all over the place.

I mean...technically this isnt wrong lol. It indeed is tiring

get the jab