Help me Sup Forums
>Can't get laid (despite being a solid 7 and fit)
>Can't find a job (despite having a good gpa and dual major from a top tier school and work experience)
>Can't keep friends (often get ghosted with no explanation, this applies to dating as well)
What do I do?
Kill yourself
Post a photo of yourself. Bet you're not a "solid 7"
I would, but that's so cliche.
>solid 7
7/100 right?
And have you ever thought maybe you're just a shit person?
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Roll
Take an adult speech class.. Seriously.
The fact you rate you're appearance on a 1-10 scale says enough about you. End yourself.
I've basing it of what girls normally give me, fgt
Is your daddy a lawyer?
My daddy is a corpse. My mommy is a librarian.
Maybe you're just an insufferable cunt to be around.
why would you be asking girls that lol
Could be, but wanna improve.
Step 1) Don't be an insufferable cunt.
If you're looking for serious improvement / better social skills you've already fucked up. Big time.
OP here: emotionally abusive father led me to hide in my room playing video games pretty much of all my adolescence. Not sure how to relate to people well.
Look, I'll give you some advise to be happy and successful.
Be yourself.
And if that doesn't work, you know the drill.
>tries to figure out how to be a decent person
>goes to Sup Forums for advice
Kek
The drill being spray up a nambla convention?
I have guns and would never kill myself or innocents, but would totally be okay with ending my life by rubbing out pedos.
I mean, you're fucked OP.
>Came to Sup Forums to post this shit
When you stop making BS about yourself, you'll be on the right track.
Tbh you're really handsome if that's you, user. Saying no homo makes it not gay.
Damn, you should easily catch chicks with that mug, might be your behavior etc. Honestly just be yourself and if you need to laid sometimes you just gotta make do with what comes by until you find solid chicks
It is, though tbh one of my better pics. This is a lil more modern pic of me, cant say if that changes anything.
Wish I could say that were true, but isn't. I assume my dad left me with crippling emotional issue which makes it hard to relate to girls... but dunno.
All I can say is just keep looking mate, and don't give up, you'd be surprised by what you can catch! Also keep hitting the gym and grooming, people notice that trust me
need practice then
get an interesting hobby or 2
go to group meetups with the same hobby
practice interacting
also, read "how to win friends and influence people" by dale carnegie. it's a good read, and has good advice
donnie darko and bow and arrow man's love child / 10
Nice trips, bit I rock and roll at the gym. I'm a manlet (5'8) but built with good muscles.
Also have money I inherited from my dad, but dont like to let girls know about that because I dont want to think girls like me just for my money.
Sadly there is no cure for autism. You can pretend to be a normie but eventually they always find out. They can smell you're not one of them.
dual major in what?
maybe you should get a customer serviice job
it's good practice for relating to people
I was a checkout chick from age 15-17 and it gave me invaluable practice talking to girls
>Can't take any responsibility for my shortcomings or critically evaluate myself
Talk to people more until you become a social butterfly. Just mirror them both in voice, attitude and body language. Easy
my shrink had me take a test for autism, not what I got. Also dont have psychopathy or sociopathy
Biochem and Economics with a minor in computer science.
what do you got?
The only thing wrong with your appearance is your hair, it doesn't fit you imo
You'd probably be better off getting a more traditional hair cut.
Well it must be something in your behaviour. How are you in social situations.
sounds like you're a faggot
i'm a 2/10 with autism, usually yelling at random statues in the park, no money, friendless hobo and can still get some tail along with a hot meal
You should probs kill yourself
What do you mean?
Got a crewcut lately, I guess I could take pics if you desire, will take a lil bit for me to scrub details.
Awkward and overthink everyting I do.
>still get some tail
tell how? unless its banging fat chicks or
become a vigilante
C'mon Marty why are you coming onto Sup Forums of all places for life advice?
>overthink everyting I do.
There's your problem. People are more occupied with themselves than you. They feel your vibe tho. You'll need to learn to relax. Exposure worked for me?
Are you interested in other people?
depression, anxiety, mild add
I would agree if I knew how, any ideas?
are you doing anything about them?
also that sounds similar to me, except i haven't been officially diagnosed with add
regularly take sertoline and buspirone, perscribed adderall but dont feel it helps so I've been trading it for favors
Only thing I can think of is exposure. Simply talking with everyone. With cashiers, randoms on the street, any opportunity you get. You'll become desensitised eventually, in theory.
stop being shitty
Skip the meds for a week or two, I'm doubting if it isn't making the situation worse.
I do drink too much, no question. A bottle of wine fron tjs is pretty standard.
No other drugs though.
how's your sleep?
you watch porn?
Move to Utah Salt Lake City. We have more jobs here than workers. Girls are easy here, even the 9/10 ones. Friends are pretty laid back since everyone here is a mixture from all states. Cost of living is super cheap. This option is better than living miserable and other anons telling you to kys.
i'd fuck
Nice dubs,
was okay but moved into a new place with a shitty mattress.
I try to keep it to minumum, but realistically every other day.
stop watching porn
fix your sleep
working on that, but the problem has persisted longer than the move.
OP here, if you feel you could help my derpery I could start a discord. Reply and I can use that to post invites.
im bored y not
Sup Forums is fucking with me, anything I post is fucked as spam, lame
So use screenshot to tell
OP, there is probably something wrong with your personality and like most people who have a problem, they don't realize it. I know a guy who is maybe a 6 and you would say he is normal, but when you get to talk to him he is annoying as fuck. The faggot managed to get a GH, however. I don't know how the fuck that happened. Also, at work, everybody hates him.
So I don't know, do you talk loud? Do you like talking about shit you don't understand, but claim you do? Do you complain a lot? Are you always late? Are you keeping your promises? Do you give unsolicited advice? When you make a joke, how many people laugh? These are the types of questions you should ask yourself.
Kinda, but I find the more "normal" I try to be, the less interested girls are. Is there a way to be adventurous and attractive?
Unfortunately I don't know. I get girls just by talking to them. For some reason they like me. Probably because I am tall and have a deep voice, so I don't know.
Mr. OP, I think on paper there shouldn't be a good reason why you cannot get laid, even though you want to ever so. Perhaps, you must try your best to fake who in your mind is a very desirable character, but very actively in your pursuit, and see if this works. It need not be permanent, but a days for a comparison basis? Also might suggest accepting your fate and therefore invalidating your fate.