How do we stop him?

how do we stop him?

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You cant.

this

he will win maidstone in october

send him to the chicken fair

since buckets parents died the constant stream of pikes are the only thing keeping him together
:(

have him face Viper in an album making contest

lmao

Nothing he's the destroyer of Earth, much stronger than Rodan

Someone should tell him that nobody gives a fuck how many albums he can put out. Nobody has time to listen to that shit.

Actually take some time and make something worthwhile. Enough with the explosive diarrhea of albums.

someone should pull a zzztentacion on him

Everything he puts out is good.

Knock him out? He's a big guy.

his final form... or is it?

the nigga would break his wrist, buckethead is actually a robot

i've actually listened to absolutely everything he has put out, and while it's nothing groundbreaking, there's also nothing that is actually bad. it's just fun guitar wankery

What is his best album, and why is it Population Override?

because population override is his magnum opus

DING DING Tell him what he's won, Johnny.

I have listened to every single Pike album he's made. What's your story?

>a human being actually wrote this song
Is Buckethead even real? How does he do it? No other guitarist is even close to the beauty and emotion he conveys. He pours out his soul into his music.

youtube.com/watch?v=gQfSMBhcEng

this is the most generic thing i've ever heard. congrats on the shit taste.

he's not human, he's a robot. haven't you seen his moves?

Says the guy that probably wanks the Am pentatonic scale to hell and back to sound bloozey.

... for me

yeah, sure. whatever you say.

Doesn't mean there isn't too much of it. If he took his time and actuality put some thought into his work he'd put out something incredible

this sounds like the background music to a tychoon/city builder sim

listen to virtuoso music that is actually good like weather report or king crimson

He records the albums in jam sessions and treats them as such. He's not going for master craftsmanship with them, but spur of the moment creativity.

that explains why his music is so shit. thanks.

Why does he have a bucket on his head?

>people think pike just random jam sessions and noodling

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