Ok Sup Forums story time >be me, 24, working with my fiancee at a recreational cannabis dispensary in CO >super hot chick works at the dispensary with us >she flirts with me literally every time I work >really raunchy shit, like "your legs are so thick and strong like tree trunks, I just wanna bite em" >awkwardlaughter.exe >confess to fiancee about flirtation >fiancee says hot chick has been flirting with her too >convince fiancee we should have a threesome >we are bringing a bottle of tequila and limes to her place tonight
Wish me luck, Sup Forumsrothers
Pic related, it's me and the old lady.
Adam Ross
Fake. Sup Forums hates niggers.
Brody Moore
She got some big titties tho.
Evan Bennett
Tite life m8 Godspeed
Ian Powell
Thanks user. I just hope she doesn't turn into a full lesbian and leave me lol
Samuel Ross
Best of wishes heres a jack black for good fortune
Joshua Brown
I want to murder you and wear your skin and take over your life.
Lincoln White
Good luck weedbro.
Levi Williams
It's a trap bro.
That or you got a 1 in a million. I suggested this to my ex and all I got out of it was a black bag full of my clothes.
Zachary Wood
FUGGG don't say this it is literally my worst fear
Ian Powell
I lead a pretty amazing existence, no doubt
Colton Peterson
Thanks Lori
Noah Moore
This is cool, Sup Forumsro, and if you're not full of crap then I wish you good fortune. However I must point out that biting your legs isn't exactly "raunchy."
Lincoln Cox
Is that movie any good?
Ian Hall
Well it has jack black in it. It's nice, not that great as tenac but still good
Chase Butler
Not everyone is as uptight as your ex, especially in weedville.
Brandon Powell
Word. Thanks.
Elijah Ramirez
Have fun breaking up with your fiancee afterwards.
Camden Taylor
Pay most of your attention to your wife and youll be good If she pays too much attention to her pay even more attention AT NO POINT SHOULD YOU 1. kiss the other woman 2.eat ass that shit gross yo
Robert Wood
This thread was a social experiment. Op was testing us to see how many posts it took before someone called the girl a nigger. We either won or lost in record time, depending on your point of view.
Nolan Rodriguez
>2017 >not munching delicious booty
Christian Reed
>2017 >not having eaten ass and tasting shit then puking all over her
