Why didn't you become a bonafide USMC trained killing machine?

Why didn't you become a bonafide USMC trained killing machine?

Had to feed my fish

dressing up and going to a glorified boys scout camp for a few weeks does not make you a "killing machine"

What's with those gay ass highvis belts

It's my first day.

Probably because I'm a paraplegic, you ablist shitlord.

because i could get paid better almost everywhere else?

I'm going to Harvard.

You're not a killing machine you're an order-taking machine.

They say jump you say how high

i could never knife hand like that.

Cause were not at war. Ill enlist when we are.

I am not an idiot, that's holding me back

I'm not stupid

I didn't want to be a murderer of women and children for unclear and undisclosed reasons while one nation under God plunders a land "of savages" hypocritically . . .

Because fuck you, I don't have to explain shit about my life choices.

>trained killing machine
A monkey can pull a trigger, you are not a special snowflake. Enjoy being a pawn for your superiors.

We all do this anyway, people will jump when asked by their supervisors, managers, administrators, or if you're self employed- the IRS

I couldn't score low enough on the ASVAB.

Because I have brains.

Those are phase 1 recruit (1st 4 weeks). Just another way to reduce them to a lower level. Wearing running shoes instead of boots, not blousing the boots til later phases, not wearing name tapes.

nice.

Because i have an IQ higher than 75.
>Inb4 Marines are the smartest branch
There's a reason they're called Jarheads.

Hey Johnny can you make copies of that for me

Hey Johnny storm that fortified bunker full of nazis

Op that's a really funny head. Why do you like war so much in the us?

i went to be a mercenary.

Funny hat.
Seriously, why do you like war so much in the us? Doesn't seem the holy situation in the fork seem ridiculous to you?

Crayons aren't my favorite snack

2/3 are actual faggots

KEK

I wont risk my life for anyone that isnt a friend or my family, fuck all my countrymates faggots

"Because my head didn't fit in the jar Drill sergeant!"

I want to college and didn't feel like bunking with other dudes

...

do you need a hug?

even a pawn can take a king

Because i was doing sonar on a submarine.

because your ass was already too sore?

same diff

Because I don't subscribe to hive-mind mentality... and I joined a real branch

kek

>Didn't

Did. 2 hump chump and deuced with a 214.

Heart condition

Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.

> (OP)
>Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.

> (OP)
>Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.

Dat edge..