Why didn't you become a bonafide USMC trained killing machine?
Why didn't you become a bonafide USMC trained killing machine?
Had to feed my fish
dressing up and going to a glorified boys scout camp for a few weeks does not make you a "killing machine"
What's with those gay ass highvis belts
It's my first day.
Probably because I'm a paraplegic, you ablist shitlord.
because i could get paid better almost everywhere else?
I'm going to Harvard.
You're not a killing machine you're an order-taking machine.
They say jump you say how high
i could never knife hand like that.
Cause were not at war. Ill enlist when we are.
I am not an idiot, that's holding me back
I'm not stupid
I didn't want to be a murderer of women and children for unclear and undisclosed reasons while one nation under God plunders a land "of savages" hypocritically . . .
Because fuck you, I don't have to explain shit about my life choices.
>trained killing machine
A monkey can pull a trigger, you are not a special snowflake. Enjoy being a pawn for your superiors.
We all do this anyway, people will jump when asked by their supervisors, managers, administrators, or if you're self employed- the IRS
I couldn't score low enough on the ASVAB.
Because I have brains.
Those are phase 1 recruit (1st 4 weeks). Just another way to reduce them to a lower level. Wearing running shoes instead of boots, not blousing the boots til later phases, not wearing name tapes.
nice.
Because i have an IQ higher than 75.
>Inb4 Marines are the smartest branch
There's a reason they're called Jarheads.
Hey Johnny can you make copies of that for me
Hey Johnny storm that fortified bunker full of nazis
Op that's a really funny head. Why do you like war so much in the us?
i went to be a mercenary.
Funny hat.
Seriously, why do you like war so much in the us? Doesn't seem the holy situation in the fork seem ridiculous to you?
Crayons aren't my favorite snack
2/3 are actual faggots
KEK
I wont risk my life for anyone that isnt a friend or my family, fuck all my countrymates faggots
"Because my head didn't fit in the jar Drill sergeant!"
I want to college and didn't feel like bunking with other dudes
...
do you need a hug?
even a pawn can take a king
Because i was doing sonar on a submarine.
because your ass was already too sore?
same diff
Because I don't subscribe to hive-mind mentality... and I joined a real branch
kek
>Didn't
Did. 2 hump chump and deuced with a 214.
Heart condition
Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.
> (OP)
>Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.
> (OP)
>Because after getting out of the US army during OIF I joined Blackwater you marine bitch.
Dat edge..