Brother goes to his big sister for some relationship advice

>brother goes to his big sister for some relationship advice
>she completely derails the subject

Why did she do this, he just wanted some helpful advice

>random porn scenes I was jacking off to are now forced Sup Forums memes

Slap my ass and call me MOM, because I've FREAKED

what film is this from?

I've fallen into a Winchester binge and somehow after all these years of going G through random porn THIS is correlating with me feeling fucking hyper and angry. I am working out twice a day now and I feel human again. What the fuck? Just a coincidence? It is like some second d puberty without the acne and school drama.

>Winchester
Wincest

lol

I've noticed that incest porn has been getting very popular on western porn sites over the last year, I hope it will be made legal soon

Who dat

>Step

Fuck that lets get some real shit going on.

Screw all this conversation, who is this semen demon?????

She's hot as fuck but that video was super mediocre.

Karlee Grey, Helpful Step sister finally helps me cum on pornhub

>tfw you have an academic level knowledge of porn
>tfw always feel superior to fucking plebs that need a source of a rapidly rising pornstar

You poor, deluded pleb. If you don't know who this is, I don't think the porn game is for you.

>It's a the guy is white but his dick looks black episode

I'm a JAV expert bro

That guys dick has been ruining my fucking step sister and babysitter porn for a long time now, it's kinda sad. That one girl with the space skirt had such a fat ass and tiny waist though it didn't matter.

Ahh, an Eastern academic. An honour to meet an intellectual peer.

>enjoying the video
>sudden cut to a 30 second close-up shot of the guy's balls.

>That one girl with the space skirt had such a fat ass and tiny waist though it didn't matter.
name?

>"Accidentally" cum

>that look of resignation when you realise that you've edged too far and there's nothing you can do to stop it

MyBabySitters - Cute Young Babysitter Fucks Dad

>not fapping almost exclusively to middle-aged white guys fucking young black qts

Plebs the lot of you

>0.5 seconds away from cumming
>video starts buffering while paused on the guys face

>tfw you have the same towel set in your bathroom as Rachel Steele

Just noticed it, made me cum even harder.

>>there's nothing you can do to stop it
>tfw realize your tissue wasn't properly set up yet
>no turning back, explosion imminent
>justletithappenbro.jpg
>ejaculate an hour and a halfs worth of cum on my belly, spurting some on my shirt and bed sheet

>It's a the guy in the scene has a smaller dick than me and the whole time I'm trying to jerk off I keep feeling bad for him and can't cum episode

>tfw you misplace your cum tissue and fail to correctly account for the trajectory of your semen
>tfw it goes all over the bed

IT'S HAPPENING
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT?

What is wrong with that guy's cock? He's not black but his cock is. Which is useless for all those "incest" vids as it makes it look like they're not even the same race,

>when you got the cum tissue on in time but at a bad angle and it starts spilling out like a volcano

>when you're too lazy to go and get a tissue and cum inside your foreskin

Feels warm man

South Californian Americans are mixed to hell and back, average guy has mix of asian, latino, black, puerto rican, hispanic and white.

Guy is Mexican isn't he?

>when you cum inside your underwear and it feels warm and gooey but then it dries and the underwear fabric sticks to your pubes so your doing this awkward walk to the bathroom and your mom and sister ask why you're walking funny and what's that weird smell.

>every incest video
>"I'm only your STEP X so it doesn't even count"
>it's never even mentioned again
>rest of scene is average vanilla porn

How is it this type of porn is actually less kinky and explicit than it was in the 70's and 80's?

>tfw the guy from CockNinjaStudios probably killed WinkyPussy but you don't care because the new girl that plays his sister in the videos still makes you slap that nut button

I've always been cold to my sister. I made her cry because I was such an aloof selfish kid. She's 6 years older so we've always been in different universes. Ive isolated myself for 4 years now. I finally want to see my big sis and cuddle her god damn it. But I was always the opposite before. Ive gotten healthy and It's changed my wiring. It's not too late is it? Last I heard she cut contact with all the other crazies so I actually might be the only family she's got. She's the only potential family I've got. I am scared she will think my virgin ass wants to fuck her. God damn it what do?

hi mom

Lay that pipe boi.

>mfw every time a missa x video shows up on torrent sites

Go for it, buddy

fuck her

Fuck. I just cum straight into the trash or a rag. Tissues don't work and I am no Peter North. You guys are just being silly with these green texts.

>give source
>No one thanks me

Fuck you guys

*kneels* My liege! Thank you!

They do this and slowly increase the dicks darkness to get you accustomed to black dick

The only good SisLovesMe video is the Gina Valentina one

Its sad man, taboo series from the 80s was well acted and the build up alone was fucking awesome

>Lose the ability to use my hands for two weeks
>No gf at that time
>Finally be able to use my hands again
>Go in the bathroom at the hospital and immediately start cranking down
>Cum so hard it bounces off the mirror, sink, walls, ceiling and my own face

True nut breh.

>Not layering 4 tissues for ultimate absorption
Pleb

>taking a woman's romantic advice seriously

It's like you want to die alone

got some recommendations?

This. My ex wife told me to stop fucking the 17 year old babysitter and that was terrible advice that frankly I just didn't listen to.

>not just leaving them on and rolling around enough so they don't get stuck to you as they dry

patrician

I only watch porn where Khazar twinks get their boipussies split by big Israelites.

Doesn't Joe Rogan do this "on the road"?