>Germany attacks Europe
they surrender like a bunch of faggots, starts crying and wait for us to liberate them
>Iraq attacks America on September 11, 2001
we fuck them up so badly that no-one dares to attack us again
Seriously, why are Europeans so week?
we're a peace loving volk freund
s-sorry
Idk user, idk. Something tells me Russia is going to take over and the us will once again have to save the day. Hopefully we don't tho seeing as how Europeans have been crying for years how the us needs to stay out of foreign affairs
>"Iraq attacks America on September 11, 2001"
you know that those hijackers were mostly from Saudi Arabia yeah? your allies?
you need to study history
they aren't. they're just slow and lack the patriotism of the average american.
you know its a bait thread yeah?
It was the us govt fuck face
Don't reply to bait.
And they were alqaeda which is Afghani
Amerika 1914?
Amerika 1915?
Amerika 1916?
Amerika 1939?
Amerika 1940?
Amerika 1941?
nice but always late i would say
you mean the USSR to liberate them
didnt you guys loose to a bunch of slant eyed farmers?
>iraq
iraq didn't attack us. that was bush's personal vendetta.
>iraq did 9/11
American education and fuck all happened on the 9th of November retard
Nope, learn history. We signed peace on our terms with the North and the Viet Cong. When the Dems took over we reneged on our pledge and the North took advantage by invading the south again. Also, even if we had "lost" we still killed over a million while losing less than 60k, that's a great k/d.
This. Also OP likes to suck my euro-balls.
Iraq.
9-11.
Phhhfftt hahaha hahaha
PS. (Wow, great job Americans. Picked a fight with a third world country where viat herding is a common profession. Germany fought 3 super powers on its own and lasted for years)
>America
No fucking real history
no idea about sport
No idea about health
No idea about car building
shit in wars
Lost against rice niggers
Have the biggest joke for a Leader in human history
>being this stupid
k
>us to liberate them
nice meme
>Germany fought three super powers and lasted for years
>mfw that just proves how weak and pathetic those "super powers" were.
>Lost against rice niggers
KEK no
The battle of Long island
Little Big Horn
Kasserine Pass
Task Force Smith
Desert one
I'll just leave these here.
>When the Dems took over we reneged on our pledge and the North took advantage by invading the south again.
You have it backwards. We didn't cut off support to South Vietnam until after they were invaded again. Voters were tired of pissing away money on a war that had no significance to us.
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Oh boy another trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls thread
>>Iraq attacks America on September 11, 2001
>we fuck them up so badly that no-one dares to attack us again
Saudi Arabia attacked America on September 11, 2001.
What do we do to them? Bow to 'em?
I mean, that list is pretty irrelevant for proving anything. Would you like a list of battles that every country on the planet has lost? What are you even trying to prove?
USSR.
The UK (then still a large empire)
The US
Vs.
Germany.
Amazing in all things said.
>Iraq attacks America on September 11, 2001
The Saudian Arabian government is our ally because we like their oil. The Saudi Arabian people are a bunch of Muslim terrorists
Not sure what you are implying. All I see is how powerful fascism and Germany was, and how weak everyone else happened to be.
Yeah and we still aren't done with that ass
Al Qaida is not Afghani, they're Saudi. They just had a camp in Afghanistan.
But you did
i think you lost 160.000
>brits start talkin shit
>germs start war with brits
>brits say they can take them
>germs demolish brits
>"oh poor us we lost to those big meanies, come help our sorry self, america"
>us shows up
>ez pz, brits y u so scared
You actually loose your wife and daughter to niggers
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USSR. Really, the steel boot of Russia ground Hitler into paste, but yeah. Allies were there too
Get fucked.
maybe hes baiting you to reply by reverse baiting
>mfw Germany only held on so long because of the massive amounts of territory the weakling Europeans lost.
>mfw Italy also fought on the side of Germany
>mfw the US had to also fight the Japanese across the world at the same time.
>mfw the UK and France couldn't beat the Germans
>americans go to walmart
>shart in pants
When Russia tells us to back off, we do. I wonder why.
58k dead. Either way, would still be a great k/d, we could have murdered them all and never broke a sweat.
Nope.
>lost to a bunch of rice-pickers in huts
nukes
>us to liberate them
nice try nigger. Russia was the main reason Germany lost
>implying burning a building has any negative impact
>if anything it just angered all americans even further
>brits go to afternoon tea
>shart in knickers
>mfw Russia would have lost had the US not intervened and opened up a second front
Stale argument, you need new material
But we always brag about how we have so many more, and so many stronger (other than the Tsar Bomba), you'd think we'd not be so easily swayed.
What did that accomplish? Oh yeah, nothing. kek
>a building
Only an absolute moron would pick a fight with Russia or China, or the US.
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>mfw millions of north Vietnamese died
You need new material too.
>U.S have the highest military budget in the world
>still looses to some farmers with guns
>U.S. invasion of Canada repulsed
>Capital burned
>U.S. didn't achieve any of their strategic goals
U.S. defeat
only on Sup Forums can you find such insufferable troglodytes
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>whole U.S. military vs. insurgents in Iraq
>U.S. defeat
You're mistaken; I'm not the American sycophant.
Cool? America was a fledgling state that was taking on a super power.
Bravo, much impress, very respect.
>mfw battle of Moscow took place in 1941
>mfw second front was opened in 1944
>America was a fledgling state that was taking on a super power.
And lost, badly.
>200 years old country gives lessons to Europe
>wow dude, you went to a party once and got your dick sucked? so cool, teach me about human nature and the universe because I wouldn't know anything about it despite being 5 times your age right
Well, it's hard to beat those insurgents when you directly fund, train, and arm them.
>hundreds of thousands of mudslimes dead
>few thousand 'muricans
>saddam deposed
>saddam's sons dead
>military dismantled
k
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Not fascism.
That was the downfall of Germany.
The German mindset of warfare through out the centuries is what did that.
(Actual German fag here)
So it was more about destabilization than anything else. And you wonder why the country is broke.
>promoting democracy
You know you are a sad country when you talk shit about beating a tiny brand new nation. Oh wait, don't you people talk shit about 'murica for doing that? Hypocrites too, no surprise there.
>embarrassing U.S. defeat
>but...but..we toppled their government!
And look where that got you chumps. Thousands of U.S. troops died for nothing.
Yes, they did.
Russia had huge numbers of soldiers and a revolutionary new way of thinking.
Coated them millions of lives, but they did it.
AAAAAAH I love this pasta! You have made me so happy OP. May the cocks you slurp be large and the balls you so lovingly fondle be coated in only your father's finest semen sauce!
So, let's get to it. Hook line and sinker eh? Let's fucking do this!
>Germany attacks Europe
Hahahahaha. Aw man classic. Just fucking classic. We don't know if you are referring to the franco prussian war of 1870, WW1 or WW2, just that you think that europe used to be a single political unit that germany, whilst also being part of europe, can somehow attack. Masterstrokes my man, masterstrokes!
>they surrender like a bunch of faggots
Aw man, again, if you are referring to the french surrender during ww2, then yeah fuck those faggots. Or maybe the danish or the norweigan surrenders? Haha pussies the whole bunch of them. Of course team GB was still fighting, as was the free french. still, continue, please.
>starts crying and wait for us to liberate them
Yes. This is what happened. It wasnt that the allies waited for the russians to break the Wehrmacht's back and then jump in at the last possible moment. AMERICA SAVED EUROPE SINGLE HANDED!
Your grasp of history is the envy of every scholar in the land; you glorius winged faggot.
>Iraq attacks America on September 11, 2001
Aw man, it just keeps on giving. I fucking love this. So when you say Iraq you mean Saudi terrorists fighting for Al-Qauida
>we fuck them up so badly
Yeah, you sure did a number on those peski Saudis! Haha, I jest of course. Thanks to American interventionism in Afghanistan and the middle east, we now have no terrorist groups left on the planet. Good job america! You did it!
>no-one dares to attack us again
Noone needs to. With Trump in power we are now just counting down the days for your country to erupt in bloody civil war. It will be sad, but also kinda funny.
>Seriously, why are Europeans so week?
I guess it's cos we can't be so month all the time
I kek'd
nice bait, bullshit, but nice
You America think Germany was worried about you yanks????
Hahaha hahaha.
Oh God, so it is true-- you are attention whores that don't pay attention to history
I wonder if there will be another mass shooting this week.
So? Still a win. Not our fault those mudslimes can't get their shit together without a dictator.
>failed to achieve any of the long-term goals set out
>still a win
Would have been better if you would have not gotten involved. Just imagine the great Finnmongolian Empire how awesome that would be. + with Nazi Germany as big as strong as ever.
>General: Is this guy serious? Fucking reservists...
>SgtMaj: I'm going to fucking end this butterbar...
Nice. Army sucks, but this is funny.
>Bait thread
>85 unironic replies
how is everyone in Sup Forums not fucking dead by natural selection yet?
Any time a leader talks about economic self-determination without the U.S.' (or for that matter, Europe's) intervention, they are labeled a 'dictator' and put on a hit-list. This is especially the case when they decide not to peg their currency to the U.S. Dollar.
>Libya's Gaddafi
>Thomas Sankara
>Assad
Uhh, they did take the time to fight the US, sooooo yeah? If they weren't worried then why did they lose the western front?
Less likely to die if you stay indoors all day.
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Goals were to establish a democratic government. The people don't want it apparently, not our fault. All military goals against the Iraqi government were achieved. Try harder.
Fatality
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Nice quad dubs