Hi Sup Forums, I have a story to tell regarding and event that just happened to me like 30 minutes ago.
>Be me >Go to local fish & chip shop for food >Girl at counter >8/10 >Approach counter >Girl asks what I'd like to order >"I'll have a cod, two fishcakes, two cheeseburgers and three regular portions of chips." I'm ordering for my family >Girl gives me a weird look >I'm confused, wondering why she gave me a weird look >Order comes to £15.50 >I pay
Now, what is about to happen still leaves me bewildered to the very point of me writing this. I just got back from the chippy and am writing this before eating
>Girl asks what I want on my house special >"House special? I didn't order a house special." >Girl gives me another weird look before running me through what she thought I had ordered >Girl says "House special, two fishcakes, two cheeseburgers and three regular portions of chips." >I tell her that I ordered a cod, not a house special.
I just need to explain first that I don't have a thick accent or anything and have never had this problem before.
>Her look intensifies. >"What?" she says. >"Cod" I say. >"What?" she repeats. >"Cod" I say. >Her look now could kill someone with judgement. >"What?" she insists. >"Cod, the fish" I respond.
Cont.?
Logan Stewart
Finish it then faggot
William Fisher
Bump and porn for interest
Blake Davis
No absolutely not, any novelty your story would bring to my otherwise depressing evening would fucking ruin it and I know how much you care about how my evenings go. Just fucking continue.
Chase Smith
i smell a ruse.....
Mason Bell
Sure but if this ain't worth the wait I'm gonna be salty
Carson Sullivan
Sage
Daniel Howard
Finish it nigger
Elijah Parker
... pleez continue
Nathaniel Scott
OP here with the ending. I'm sorry it's nothing spectacular, but I just don't know what happened.
>She still doesn't know what the fuck I'm talking about and I'm confused in this situation wondering what the fuck is going on >She tells me to wait a moment and goes to the back of the small shop and speaks to the cook. >She returns, still giving me this death glare. >"Can you repeat it for me once more?" she asks. >"Cod. C O D. Fish." I tell her, annoyed and bewildered as the other customers are watching us and are just as bewildered as I am. >It takes her a moment but she finally realises what I am saying. >"Oh cod, I thought you were saying house special." she tells me. >I have no idea what the fuck just happened to me. >She fixes the order and repays me the 80p difference. >Should have been £1.80 but I didn't feel like trying to explain something else to this bitch. >Rest of the order goes through just fine and I wait for it to be ready. >I'm stood there waiting and every chance she gets she just gives me the same look. >10 minutes later the order is complete, I watch her pack the bag and ensure she put a cod in there. >Still stares at me as she hands me the bag. >I leave with my order.
Sup Forums, what the hell just happened to me?
Bentley Garcia
waiting
Brandon Morris
inb4 dinosaur dance
Parker Evans
Go on then
Robert Phillips
the girl is dumb af
Owen Morris
probably an overworked bitch had a really bad brainfart it happens after a long shift like I'll forget what shit is
Adrian Clark
If she was hitting on you it was a retardd attmept at it. But yeah it was so retarded that I doubt it was flirting. What was the look? Can you find a google image or something that is close at least
Eli Walker
Nothing happened retard, she's just as retarded as you if not more
Lucas Hernandez
Not spectacular no, but whatever. I hate situations like that, and there will simply never be an explanation for it. Some people are just fucking retarded. And sometimes people get brainfarts.
Lucas Edwards
she a cod in disguise or mental or hates you and was fucking with you or having a stroke or dumb or on drugs or flirting with autism or about to shoot up the store with cod
Owen Miller
/thread
William Lee
what shitty third world country are you from?
Jason Wood
This was the stare, give or take.
Caleb Bell
Got my money on aussie
Carson Walker
England. :(
Asher Young
she got fish brains
Carter Garcia
OP here, anyone else got retarded stories like these?
Lucas Murphy
well wherever that is it sounds boring.
we havent done eastern europe yet in geography.
Jeremiah Morgan
england stronk
Adam Harris
ready for a very long vacation from here?
Juan Phillips
...
Julian Bailey
its a call of duty
James Jenkins
>Summer isnt here yet Get back to your school work
Lincoln Clark
why the fuck am i selecting signs as vehicles in the captcha
James Foster
...
Owen Miller
When I worked at long John silver's many a year ago a "lady" "finished her meal", came to the counter and said.. "the fish was a little under cooked so I just left it on the table". When me and cashier went to clean her table she had completely picked apart the fish into a billion pieces and spread it all out "on the table" like she said. Some people a just retarded assholes.
Hudson Turner
they mobile signs
Josiah Stewart
I used to do food work, when the shitty cook worked he would tell the waitresses to try and force people to "order easy". This means if someone is ordering something too hard to make, interrupt them with an offer for cheaper food and they'll usually buy it instead. Or just mess up the orders, people will usually eat it anyways because they have somewhere to be.
she just didn't want you to order the cod
Hunter Butler
women are the worst when it comes to dealing in customer service. it's always a bitch doing some stupid shit or complaining.
Owen Perry
I don't know dude, she looked like she had no idea what I was saying. At the time it felt like she never heard of the word "cod" before.
Jaxon Perez
Should've just ordered the salmon
Jeremiah Hall
Ahh chippy girls. Almost always kinda sexy in a slightly greasy kinda way.
Nicholas Brooks
I never thought of that, but now that I look back at all the chippy girls I've seen you're actually kinda right.
Samuel Gonzalez
>I'll have a cod please >okay one house special coming up
Must've been one abysmal brainfart then because those sound absolutely nothing alike.
Lucas Kelly
...
Anthony Roberts
They look like they would give you an expert blow job but then stab you for no reason.
Juan Adams
thats... pretty fucking sexist dude
John White
To what, chippy girls?
Isaiah Torres
Elaborate as to why you think thats an example of sexism. Or, dont, seeing as its not even remotely sexist.
Kevin Walker
oh wow the mansplaining has begun and i havent even started
Elijah Anderson
Are you unwell? Mentally.
Luis Green
>implying anyone cares about "mansplaining" anymore
nice b8
Landon Foster
nah im fine. are you? im not the one that instantly thinks of sex when they see someone serving them food. i mean what the fuck
Ayden Hernandez
>sex >serve how do you not think of sex when you are being served
Colton White
hahaha such a mundane story...
Ayden Butler
Not sure if I'm being baited but I'll bite(ha! Fish reference!) seeing as the topic strayed onto the attractiveness of female chip givers, logic dictates that sex is considered. Why is this difficult for you?
Ayden Rodriguez
Its either this or WWYD
Aiden Sullivan
...
Henry Sanders
You clearly met a reptilian
Parker Gray
>im not the one that instantly thinks of sex when they see someone serving them food Then you're fucking mental.
Bentley Garcia
so you think women are just destined to work in a kitchen, serve you food, and sexually gratify you?
do you not see a correlation here yeah that's the sexist part like literally all of it
Carson Russell
Guys, don't play hooky. Don't do it. The bait is not worth it. Just leave it alone
Joshua Bailey
Kek. You over did it.
Um, i mean, >b8ing this hard
Blake Clark
Like I said, leave. it. alone. It can't hurt you if you don't bite
Elijah Lewis
>greasy grumpy chip shop girl detected
Ryan Martin
Don't forget being beaten!
Ryder Young
>battered! Thanks for chipping in
Aaron Scott
Burger here as gay as it sounds, I want an authentic british experience with a chippy. what's a good place to go for a simple fish and chips? preferably my food served on newspaper, and decent looking women working there.
Bentley Barnes
that "ill fuck you until you bleed tartar sauce" look
Josiah Taylor
>be browsing Sup Forums >read autist story about retarded fish >climax and end suck, just fixed order >you're in trumps England now
Ryder Jones
Poor girl is just now realizing what you said, almost an hour after it happened
Owen Howard
NOT on a high street in a major city. You need a proper surburban chippy.
equivalent to a brit wanting a proper US burger and going to a TGI's in New York if you see what i mean.
I imagine a bit of research on trip advisor would steer you in the right direction.
Prepare to be a little disappointed too. Oh and theres a big North/South divide thing regarding gravy.
Enjoy!
Carson Murphy
Did you get caught out by auto correct?
Parker Diaz
Where in england? I might go to this place and try my luck with the thicko
Kayden Evans
>Be me >working at chippy >potato walks in >think "shit, it's too late in the evening for deliveries" >Not actually a delivery potato wants food >Take cannibal potato's order >One house special, two fishcakes, and three regular portions of chippo >Give him weird look because even for a fat fuck like him that's a lot of food >fuckit.jpg >Ask what he wants on his house special DIDN'T ORDER HOUSE SPECIAL ORDERED HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPO the potato bellows >Really confused, read him back his order emphasising the house special he ordered
Continue?
Anthony Gomez
Cunt
Ayden Cruz
>late in the evening >19:20ish Be sensible
Jace Brown
I insist
Wyatt Peterson
I'm guessing you are from the South of England and just ordered in the North.
We don't specify fish. In the south, you can get hake, plaice, skate, cod, whatever
In the North you order "Fish & Chips" and what you get is either cod or something cheaper/more sustainable like Pollock
Nolan Ross
East midlands.
Dominic Turner
Yeah seconded. Where you from? You must be too full of chips by now OP and browsing your thread in a light potato coma
Jeremiah Russell
The good chippys are off the main street as user said; if the place looks bright and clean you should be good. Fish and chip prices are also good to go on, i wouldn't spend more than £5 on the meal and a drink of d&b.
Lucas Sullivan
idk what the chippie situation is there bro
Here on Merseyside it'd be considered weird to order cod by name.
Kevin Lopez
OP here, wanted to mention that the place I went to is usually very good but the chippy girl I spoke to was new there.
Dylan Barnes
West Yorkshire
Noah Miller
>Stare at potato for about 30 seconds whilst he drools in the pickled eggs and mumbles about house special chippo >Put on best calming voice, don't want the 300lb tard to chimp out in the shop and eat another customers face >Sorry sir, I don't understand, do you want a House Special with your order? >HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPO the thing screeches >Sir "House Special Chippo" isn't a thing, and you don't need to yell >HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPO >gettingrealtiredofthisshit.jpg >Sir if you promise to stay quiet and not stick anymore of the chip forks up your nose I'll get you your meal >HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPPPPPPPPPPO >Go back to tell the cook to make up the order (everything is cooked to order) >Potato is now licking the outside of the vinegar bottle >wut.jpg >Sir could you not do that please? >Other customers are looking at the potato in horror >HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPO HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPO >Nothing can contain the potato >Decide the only thing I can do is go along with him >We're getting your house special chippo now sir >Give him a couple of shiny pieces of foil that were on the counter, they seem to amuse him and keep him quiet >Wait for his order, pack it and hand it over to him >Potato finally leaves
Sup Forums, what the hell happened to me?
Charles Rogers
You messed up one thing. Chippy girls never go back to tell the cooks what to make, they always just yell at them.
Jonathan Carter
Wanted to get away from him spitting on my face with every yell of HOUSE SPECIAL CHIPPO
Cameron Reed
Either way thanks for the amusing spin on the story.
Brody Perry
REVEAL YOUR FAVOURITE CHIPPY. Steves in Aigburth
Charles Moore
I can't remember the name of the place or where it was since I was a kid at the time, but I went with a friends family to a museum-town thing. There was a great chippy there which did the newspaper cones and everything.
Nathaniel Murphy
Lobster Pot in town, spam fritters man
Benjamin Lopez
Ok. Thats some words you've put together there.
Brayden Sanders
Someone took a pic of you eating your house special OP
Daniel Kelly
The lobster pot was on my mind as an anomaly when telling yank about staying clear of city chippys. Lobster Pot barbecue sauce yumma yumma. Will have a spam fritter next time I'm in town.