Yoga Pants Ass Thread

Yoga Pants Ass Thread
Creepshots get bonus points

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I'll get it started

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Contributing my creepshot

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Most poundable petite ass ever

Who wants to hear a story from when I was in high school?
Pic related in a way.

Go ahead

Speak

Good lord
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Fuck off nigger. I'm not watching your shit live stream.

>be me
>senior - 18
>virgin, was a beta
>never attempted to talk to a girl
>forced to take sophomore level class
>need the credit to graduate
>not stupid or anything, just blew it off
>first day
>gets a seat by 6 sophomore girls
>all 6 are at least 9/10
>one sticks out
>fucking 13/10
I haven't tried telling stories on Sup Forums before, anything I can approve on, and cont?

Just continue , fuck face. You need someones permission

MILF wife

One more

I'm sorry I'm pathetic and wanted to know if anyone was interest.
>mfw she looks at me and winks
>I have no clue what to do
>gives awkward wave and smile
>pulls my phone out to keep my self busy
>the 6 eventually stop talking and sit down around me
>the 13/10 one, let's say Femanon sits in front of me
>class starts, the teacher talks for a few minutes
>tones her out, knows most of the class material from other classes
>I start to watch a movie on my phone
>femanon turns around and looks at me, then the phone.
>she smiles a little
>the teacher said something about no phones in class
>fukthat
>the girl smirks more and raises her hand
>continues to snitch on me for having my phone
>thefuckbitch

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Well, I mean the teacher did say no phones, but yeah fuckthatbitch.png

Keep going mate

Any chance you know where that pic is from?

Got it.
Snitches get stitches
No, sorry
>I look up at her
>mouth 'what the fuck'
>she smiles and turns back around
>teacher continues to take phone and lecture me
>can you not tell I'm not listening
>eventually she stops and talk more
>says she doesn't have anything planned for today
>gives us the rest of the hour to talk
>mfw I could have been watching a movie
>femanon turns back around and smiles a little flirty, seductive like
>i don't catch on to it
>"why the fuck did you tell her?"
'Well, if I didn't, you'd be on your phone and wouldn't talk to me'
>waitwhat
>"you got me in trouble just so I'd talk to you?"
'How else was I supposed to?'
>I don't reply and just sit there, staring at her, confused to all hell

cont bud

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FINISH THE FUCKING STORY

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>I don't really know what to say a this point, not ever having a girl be the one to initiate conversation
>"You could have asked or something..."
'What's the fun in that? I thought it would be fun to get you in a little trouble.'
>This entire time she keeps the same flirty look on her face
>when oblivious me realizes she is flirting my face turns a little red
>betafag over here
>"You have a sick sense of humor" I say with a little nervous laugh
'I guess you could say that.'
>I decide to get a little bold
>"I'd ask for your number, but I don't have a phone to message you on now"
>She laughs a little, probably the cutest laugh I've heard to this day
'You'll get it back at the end of the hour, then you can follow me to my locker and I'll give it to you there'
>I smile a little and shrug
>"alright, that works."
>She smiles a little more
>my face turns a little more red and I look down at my desk.

F I N I S H

Just arrived at this thread. I'm liking where this is going.

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>Then she shows me a condom
>Holy shit
>"Wanna have some fun later"
>Hells yeah
>Go to her house, and then I take out my dick to walk the dinosaur

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This is a long story, won't be over for a while
>The rest of the hour goes by quietly
>I stay silent and don't talk much, just listening to her talk to the other girls
>bell is a minute from ringing, go to teacher for my phone
>she gives me it as the bell rings and everyone starts to leave
>I walk out and look up and down the hall, finding her and catching up with her
>"where's your locker?"
In our school each class had a set of lockers, like freshman and juniors had their own halls and the seniors and sophomores shared one
>i already know which area she is set in, but don't know where exactly
'It's 5 lockers down from BroTeacher'
>of course his name isn't bro, but he is a god damn hero, story for another time
>think about it for a few minutes as we walk and realize her locked is right across from mine
>"mines almost directly across from yours, cool"
>she smiles and nods a little as we reach her locker
>she takes my phone from my hand and enters her number and adds her self on face book
'Now you have my number'
>I smile a little and nod, taking my phone back and sending her a message
>"Now you have mine" I smile a little more boldly, not as shy
>she laughs a little and sends some emoji message back
'Where's your next class?'
>I look at my schedule and tell her, it was a blow off class and grade can take
'Damn, I have bio next...'
>i shrug a little "well, I guess I'll see you later?"
>She nods a little and smiles more. Extra fact, she's just barely taller then 5 foot
>I nod a little back and smile as I turn around and walk to my next class

Jesus fucking christ

and then you wake up

We're still listening lad

Yo does anyone have tips on how to creepshot? I've been doing this thing where i'd have this discreet app recording in my pocket and is ass level with girls but I have to move a lot so It's hard to get footage.

Type faster, I have a meeting in 10

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sweet yoga pants, tard

Sorry ahead of time for late replies, welcome to the world of shity WiFi that works in one room
>The rest of the day goes by normally, seeing some senior and junior friends
>I tell one of my closer friends about Femanon and we joke about her wanting the D
>At the end of the day I stop by my locker and start to set the books I gathered from classes inside
>When I turn around she is at her locker
>TalkorNottotalk
>I decide to talk to her and approach her, drifting beside her
>She looks up at me and smiles at little as she shuts her locker
'Hey user, how was your day?'
>"Pretty good but boring." I shrug and smile down at her.
'Hey, can I see your schedule?' She tilts her head a little innocently
>I pull it out of my pocket and hand it to her "Yea, but why?"
>she takes a picture of it
'Most of my classes suck and are boring, I want to be in yours.'
>I find this a littler weird but brush it off as her just not liking her current classes
>"OK, you can be these 3..." I mark 3 of the blow off classes I chose
>She nods a little.
Also, unsure how it works at others, but at our school you can change your schedule in the first week.

>18yo, virgin, beta
You're doing way better than most 18yo alphas at this points

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CONTINUE , user

I'm becoming god's eyes

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m8 your stories fucking gay

>nods a little

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more?

How about NO MORE of this..

Sorry if you miss some, I don't want a sloppy story
>I look around the hall a little as she tosses her bag on her back
'Can you come with me to the office while I change my schedule? And is it possible you could give me a ride home?'
>i had major trust issues as a senior and thought she may have been using me for rides
>fuckitsheishot
>"Yea, as long as you don't live too far away."
>she laughs a little as we start to walk to the office side by side
'No, I live by the bank on InsertStreetName'
>I nod a little "OK that works." I hold thr office door open for her and let her walk inside before following
>She walks to the office attendants and talks for a little bit before having them take her schedule and print a new one
>I wait silently by the office door
>Soon she walks up and hands me her schedule
>we now have 4 classes together out of the 6
>"Nice, now I can get distracted and almost fail 4 classes instead of one..."
>I grew a lot bolder, thinking it's worth a try to try and flirt back
>she laughs a little as we walk out of the office and down the hall

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sauce ? I don't think I've seen this one before

'a little'-user

Nice one

what does this have to do with leggings?

I didn't like confrontation or anything, and took notes on a lot of people's relationships. Lurker in real life.

>We walked down the hall silently side by side, occasionally commenting on something
>we soon exit the school and reach my car
>I hold her door open before getting in on my side, not wanting to fuck this up
>"Can you give me directions? I may have lived here all my life, but I don't know where the hell anything is."
>she giggles and nods
'Yea, just go down this road and take the third left'
>I nod a pull out of the parking lot, following the directions she would give me as we went
>Soon we reached her house and I stopped in front, letting her out
>"well, it was nice meeting you Femanon..."
>She smiles a little back and replies with a small thanks, then walks to her door and inside.
>I drive home and continue my day like normal, getting some food then sitting in my room and playing fallout
>Some time around 10 or 11 Pm she sends me a message

I'm interested and the story is good so far, but I'm always a little cautious and weary in case of walk the dinosaur or lock ness monster endings...

Did you eat her ass

Go to the beginning, I have a story related to a picture
It isn't one of those. I hate them, and I don't have the time to do them.

How long ago did this take place? Just curious

2 years ago

>I smile when I see she messaged me, making me feel better about her not using me
>I quickly message back, one of the reasons I think girls didn't like me was because I'd reply back instantly
>fuckhighschoolchicks
>Good thing she replies almost instantly
>we continue to message back and forth, the longest space between messages being about 4 or 5 minutes
>we mainly just talked about normal things, like what we were into, what we liked
>soon she stops replying for a little while, about 20 or 30 minutes
>take this as she went to sleep or she was busy, going with the first because it was almost midnight
>then she sends a message
'Do you like anyone?'
>mfw

you can't say mfw and not have pic related. fucking newfag

Did you reply to that one?

Oh shit. Dude don't have a face!

Gia Steel
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Hnnnng! My grandma is such a GILF!

her arse has a cameltoe :l

Picture didn't attach, just kill me now

>I don't really know what to say, at this point I did have a small crush on her
>"Uh, Not really anyone that can come to mind... what about you?"
>I got another 15 or 20 minutes of silence and no reply
'Well, kinda, it's some guy from our school, he's pretty cute and seems decent.'
>Low self-esteem, so when I see the cute part I think it's someone else
>"oh really? Who is it?" I ask curiously, unsure who it could be, retard me
>I'm pretty sure she was playing with me, or was just as shy as me, just not in person
'Ill give you a hint, he is on hour first class and is tall'
>still pretty sure it wasn't me, because I was only 6 foot tall, and it wasn't uncommon for most guys to be that tall there
>"I have no clue."

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type faster

Damn idk how u were so oblivious. Question: Have your relationships gotten better since / do you wish you could relive high school more boldly?

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How the hell does it take over an hour to tell a story that seems like it is 2 paragraphs?

Dude she liked you lmao... I'm a sperg and even I know that

Holy shit, you're taking the piss typing this shit out.

I had no past experience with girls other then being friend zoned and mistaking signs.
Answer : Yes, In a way, and Yes.

>this time I was sure she fell asleep, it now being around 1:30 AM.
>i plug my phone in, locking it and setting down.
>i start to play games again, joining the party of friends who still had not gotten off yet
>somewhere in the next hour she messaged back and I didn't see it
> I played games until around 3 Am then decided to get off and get some sleep
>I got off, saying bye to the friends and turned my console over to Netflix.
Now here is a shady questionable part, I don't remember how, but I unlocked my phone and the chat had been open, but I instantly pressed the home button, not seeing her message, but marking it as read.
>I checked Facebook then fell asleep while watching some show

damn son you fucked up

Looking back to this time I honestly think I was retarded
Like I said before, WiFi works in one room and I don't want to sit in it the entire time

>I wake up in the morning and unplug my phone, not checking it
>I get dressed after taking a quick shower, eating, and brushing my teeth.
>In this time I don't check my phone or anything, not caring, and not seeing any new notification thanks to me
>About 15 minutes before school starts I drive to school and Make it to my first class as the bell rings.
>Femanon is sitting in her seat, but when I sit down she doesn't turn to talk to me or even look at me
>hurts
>the teacher had a sub today, weird because second day of school
>The hour goes by quietly, the sub just letting us talk
>Towards the end she turns and looks at me
'Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to weird you out or anything...'
>I don't understand as I look at her "What do you mean?"
'You ignored my last message last night...'
>I quickly get my phone out and open out chat, explaining I didn't see the message

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>This

Following thus far lad

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I N T E R E S T I N G A S F U C K

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Quel beau cul !

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WHAT DID THE MESSAGE SAY OP

Glued to muh seat right now

Nice