Who's got some fun sph stories to share?

who's got some fun sph stories to share?

i've got a big cock & dream of poking fun at / bragging in front of smaller guys

Strategically Placed Holes? Going to fuck a plush fox or something?

>be me on omegle
>17 at the time
>naked in front of camera
>get paired with 2 girls who are probably 14
>they make fun of my small dick

Thats it.

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What do you like about humiliating smaller guys?
I'm into sph, albeit I'm average

Here op, post a pic to prove you are big and poke fun at me

Same here: I'm into sph but I'm on the large side of average. Wife isn't into it either. I mean, she'll DO it, but her heart's not in it.
Shitsux.

there's something about the luck of the draw... the fact that I just so happened to be born thick & hung, and didn't do anything to deserve it.

the fact that little guys had no say whatsoever... and will live a whole life & will never know what it's like to drop your pants and get that 'wow' reaction... just left to wonder about what it would be like to be lucky...


pic is me

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The one in fucking armor with a cannon on top

My dick wouldn't be longer than the phone and you're like a fist longer
It looks thicker too..
What's your length and thick?

One is thick and flaccid and the other looks kinda hard and cute

Im confused about which one is bigger here

>be me
>be gay
>on 3rd date with tinder match
>real chemistry, go back to my place
>kissing, losing clothes, getting steamy
>he's kinda douchey dudebro (guilty pleasure
>pushes me on my knees and knuckles his pants
>oh shit it's big
>like 8.5 inches and thicc
>suck on it for a long time, heaven
>tells me to strip
>I reluctantly do
>he sees my sick and immediately begins laughing
>"haha, dude seriously? Yeah, no, there's no way you can top"
> start to protest, but he's still laughing, start trying to cover up
>still laughing, he bends me over on the couch and lubes me up, still chuckling
>fucks me hard (yay) but would let me touch me dick
>says it's too small to bother with (its small but 4" isn't terrible)
>blah blah blah, he leaves, comments that I should warn people next time on tinder
>never call him back but still fap to it
>fml

Fucking auto correct

Not a cannon, it's a pee shooter.

Average here but that's fucking hot
Also nice fat cock

MY SIDES

nuts touching

gay af

I never heard of sph

Nice cocks in here

Getthelube.com

Don't let it effect you, he was a prick it sounds like.

I've had almost the opposite happen though, i totally know the feeling of ridicule and didn't have sex for like 4 years because of it.

>Be me
>Be bi
>young, like 15 going 16
>meet a girl
>finally gonna lose my virginity, oh shit yes!
>get it out, i'm 9inch and girthy.
>She literally can't stop laughing
>meh, we half fucked, she cried the first time it actually went in, i didn't have sex again for 4 years

late 20's nearly 30 now, over a 100 women later and about 50 dudes, i feel fine, and honestly small men have always been better in bed.

do we consider bieber to be hung?

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Pics?

its soft and looks a lot bigger in other pics

he's not small though. id let him fuck me

I love when soft big dicks are bigger than my hard 5 inches dick

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More sph pics please

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