Tell the faggots here what are the biggest lessons life has taught you

Tell the faggots here what are the biggest lessons life has taught you.

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Never be virgin after 16 yo

Save all the nudes u get. Store them somewhere safe

Before pooping control if there is toilet paper.

Don't trust anyone

Femanon here. If you are a female don't let your boyfriend take naked pictures of you.

Don't be a nigga in USA

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OP here: don't make a non porn thread on Sup Forums

95% of the people you meet are idiots, but never forget that, even if you dont realize it, in 95% of the cases you are one of them. So try not to be ignorant.

people that always smile are hiding something

The world doesn't want you to follow your dreams. I do it anyway. youtu.be/GA1MOiF8X5E

Disregard this.

> Expressions are like memory leaks, actual memory leaks

There is hope, even after >>/r9k/

Carrying a notebook everywhere to write thoughts has helped a lot.

Taking the time to do some daily cleaning of certain rooms is better than waiting to clean the whole house

Also check image related, could help you here as it did with me years ago

Nothing will get you as far as hard work. Not a university degree, not kissing ass, just nose down and work your ass off to achieve your goals.

Kek

I learned that hard work doesn't really get you anywhere if it's over what is expected of you, especially at a job. Do what's decent but if you're too useful in a job, they won't take you out of it.

Don't take your penis out at Chucky Cheese.

This is good

Get a bidet.
Don't forget the sunscreen.
Wear a condom.
Kill yourself before you're married and it's too late.

Being born with good looks puts you a mile ahead of the population; whether it's at work, dating world, promotions etc.

Sad but true, if you're ugly then "changing your personality" doesn't do shit, makes you look more creepy.

Don't drop the soap

Don't join kik groups here. Never.

dont get married
dont have kids
save money for a later age
dont do peyote with an indian guy called steve in the middle of the mojave

Traps aren't gay

Do not pee while standing in complete darkness.
You do not aim as good as you think.

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Don't ever compremise yourself for a woman. Giving her what she want only results in her losing respect for you, this begins a trend that multiplies exponential

Brush your fucking teeth. If you have bad teeth it goes a long way to convince others that you're a degenerate.

pic of your teeth ?

Remember this kids:

If everything else fails, one thing still remains true always and forever...

OP is a fag.

>yep

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I'm fucking your father in the ass

I've got a shit camera but I'll see what I can do. Being poor has exacerbated the issue since I can't afford a dentist unless I wan't to spend a two weeks pay for a single tooth.

Don't scrimp on shit, spend that little extra.
The amount of times i have bought cheap to only upgrade 2 months later.

That last one is very important

Go fuck yourself, user.

25b NBOME will fucking kill you, but it gave me a lot of insight in that once-in-a-lifetime experience.

When my wife killed herself last November, that nbome experience helped me cope.

Don't play by the rules. They get you nowhere. Any time someone tries to convince you to "be nice to women" or "treat them with respect" or "finish school" or "don't do crime". Don't listen to them.

All of these rules turn you into a mindless zombie that will end up getting you nowhere in life.

Be an asshole to women, they love it.

Don't be considerate of their feelings and they will suck your dick.

Don't finish school because you will accumulate debt up to your eyes with very little payoff.

Drop out of high school and get a basic trade/skill and make a decent living.

Sell the weed and don't be afraid of it. Drug dealing is an incredibly lucrative career if you want to make it one. invest all of your liquid into assets like gold and diamonds and then stash them away so they're out of the governments hands.

Don't buy into the idea of having this ultra mega career where you will make a ton of money and buy a bunch of nice things and live like a rich snob, because the truth of the matter is the more you own, the more stress is on your shoulders and the more shit you have to worry about. Insurance here, security there, break in here, tax there. Live a simple, humble life. Try to own as little as possible and you are free.

The drug experience was years before that, but I'm saying it gave me the strength to handle losing her.

no shit,,my ass still hurts 25 years later

kek

French?

There's no such thing as magic

Greentext?

Never trust a nigger.

>work hard
>make yourself laugh once a day
> girls with big tits are bad people normally
>don't get married before you're 30
>don't be afraid to turn down a shot at a bar (inb4 pulse)
>"I'm clean" doesn't always mean it's true, wear a condom faggot
> workout at least once every other day, even if it's just jogging
>pot makes you a loser
>religion isn't all bad and does a lot to help the less fortunate so don't hate so much
>never cheat on your significant other, just jerk it and you'll be fine
>trap threads are gay
>telling yourself to stop being a little bitch is great motivation

Women ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Never trust what they say

you sir, are enlightened

GTFO uglo

Roll

1. Exercise
2. Practice drawing
3. Look for a job
4. Practice guitar
5. Study physics for next semester
6. Return my library books
7. Go on a hike/ bike ride
8. Talk to old friends
9. Lose weight (exercise)
0. Catch up on sleep

Texan

find out either if you're book smart or street smart

it will help you a lot in life.

The last one sounds like a story worth listening

French people don't use it

You it's entirely possible to be right even if nobody agrees with you. On that note, jsut because everyone beleives something, doesn't make it correct.

I only brush once a day... maybe I should start bettering myself

> 20
> 220 lbs
> birthday in 2 months

I wonder what I can do in 2 months

im sorry i mentioned it,,maybe one day i will tell the tale of steve the indian and how he raped my ass in the desert,,but not now,,its too soon

What the fuck is a ceiling when you can take it to the top.

Go to sleep faggot.

If you wait for inspiration to strike, or until you "feel like it" or "you're in the mood," you'll never do a damn thing.

Just do it. You'll be glad you did.

Haha, why would you think that?
But honestly i think its more about rich/poor rather than nationality

If you don't behave as though you're better than everyone else, then you'll never succeed. Being kind is seen as being naive. Being trusting is seen as being stupid. Helping others is seen as being lower than others. Doing a better job than others is seen as being overly complacent. People are selfish and will use anyone they can to see themselves as better. People think they deserve better than everyone else. No one is on your side.

Three steps that all flow together into one simple sentence. If you can't do one of the three things then you're a fucking loser.

1. Show up
2. On Time
3. And Work.

Show up on time and work. Failure to do one of these will result in the people around you lose all respect for you.

Oh man, thats unfortunate. If you change your mind, we are here

Not if you are the only old person working with a bunch of millenials. You end up doing all the work while the people with the best snap chat posts get promoted.

Shitcircles.
If there are no aliens and shapeshifers why did I see them?
Buy bitcoins.

bi a gn an shot a lotta plp its gud

AAAAAAAAAAAAARH NOOOOOOO. can confirm, this will make you only stranger. inb4 metaphysic

Cause I'm italian, we all have a bidet in our house regardless our wealth.

ps we laugh at french that not use it

TELL IT PLEASE SIR

This sounds like a horrible story but could prevent some whitehurrdurr.jpg's on vacation from getting assraped by a gypsy indian

Don't love anyone or anything.

I still haven't learned the lesson, but it teaches me it frequently.

Don't force roles on yourself. It'll eat you and you'll implode.

When you are feeling suicidal, remember that it's not your life that you want to end, but the situation you are in. Don't confuse the two.

Too true. I never said that they'd get in trouble for not doing it, I'm just saying I'll consider them shitbag people for the rest of the time I know them.

I'm working a PT job while I'm getting my doctorate. I work with a lot of these low GPA losers with no drive and no goals.

Don't be opinionated

Not right.

I lost my dog who I loved 3 years ago, and I do not regret having her by my side all those years. I cried like a bitch when she died, but I'm glad she was there with me.

Drugs make you a loser

This is an exception. That's unconditional love. Sorry about your doggo.

well but why you think it is like that?
they doesnt seem dirty to me. i am german btw, but i live in africa and have bidet

No post on Sundays.

Till the lazy sack of shit, big titted bimbo at your work gets a promotion before you and you're like "WTF man, I showed up on time for years and she just started"
Then boss be like "user I don't like your attituded, you're getting laid off"

True Story

Thanks user, it makes me think.
I really don't feel like I'm living MY life...

Thanks user. best of luck to you out there

Be nice to other white people. Fuck the rest.

when the "family" or vitaminb faggots present your work.

Thats also shit

>She was never 'The One.' It was just only your turn.

MFW...

I've been fortunate at times to have worked with some good people that promoted me over people that have worked at the same job years longer than I.

The issue is they have no clue why they were looked over, and me explaining it to them would only make things worse. Sorry I'm good at my job and you're a lazy sack of shit.

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I'm glad it was helpful in a way.

I know that from whatever situation one might be in, it could take years to actually live Your life, but it's worth suffering through all the bad times I think.

This is what gives me hope at least.

Actually i think its bullshit. I lived in asia, now i live in africa, and once you are the minority, you realise that its fucked if people are not nice.
So be nice to everyone

what did you tell them?

>Be an asshole to women, they love it

God you're a stupid faggot.

>religion isn't all bad and does a lot to help the less fortunate so don't hate so much

Religion is for the weak minded.

I just let my work speak for itself and watch them get mad when they couldn't/wouldn't do better.

They'll fume about your success and complain to people who'll listen but will NEVER say it to your face because they know they're less than you.

Take care of yourself first.
Don't trust anyone.
Don't marry.
If she doesn't swallow it's time to move on.
Invest wisely.
Save as much as you invest. (you invest $1000 you save $1000)
Maintenance in everything you own including your body.

It ends.

Don't take opinions too seriously, just your work.

You dont stop living until you dont want to stop.