Is Severus the manliest badass character in all of kino?
Is Severus the manliest badass character in all of kino?
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He was such a clingy little bitch. Why the fuck didn't he just move on with his life and find another girl after she got married?
friendzoned by a chad, probably invented Sectumsempra to cut himself as he cries in the shower
>Sectumsempra to cut himself as he cries in the shower
this sounds like it should be canon
>fell in love with a teenager
>went loner till she married and fucked someone
>became a member of a super secret magic force
>Your old girlfriend and her husband get murdered
>awwww, their baby lived
Maybe he should have smothered Harry
Isn't there a board for you underage faggots to discuss this shit franchise somewhere else?
>the fucking irony
>continues discussing Marvel and DC movies
>literally got cuckolded
yeah no, hes reddit: the character
pic related was the most based character in the movies
>mocks someone for being a cuck
>posts Lucius
It's VERY heavily implied Voldemort fucked the shit out of Narcissa to humiliate Lucius.
So badass he became a Star Wars character.
Serious? I was naive when I read them, and I don't remember this.
>Lucius
>not a cuck
Pick one
harry potter is gay
Epic
After Draco failed to kill Dumbledore, Voldemort set about humiliating Lucius however he could. Started by taking over Malfoy manor as a temporary headquarters, taking Lucius's wand, and he also basically kept Narcissa as a pet.
Does Voldemort have a functional dick?
He has a daughter in the play.
He was in the shithouse for fucking up the diary. But he's still in charge in OOTP. After he fails at the ministry he's on the shit list
Because he aint no slut.
OK, I heard the play was pretty silly but that can't be right.
(Screwed up reply.)
>he fucked it up again
10/10
Why don't you fuck off to your shitty GoT generals then?
FUCK this
Did anyone canonically fuck Bellatrix? She was prime pussy.
Hey now, I'm one of the branfags in that general.
Yes, Voldemort. They had a kid together.
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Voldeymorts did, they have a child.
non canon
>Voldemort used his snake to fuck draco's mum
nice
I said canonically
The play is canon.
Luna's still pure, right?
>calling the play canon
ISHYGDDT
Nah, she ended up fucking Stephen Hawking's grandson or something.
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Damn. The Quibbler was pretty red-pilled, too.
>Those 27's