My swat brother got shot in the neck and now he is in coma, what should I say to him before he dies?

My swat brother got shot in the neck and now he is in coma, what should I say to him before he dies?

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You should've knocked

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"Officer down! I repeat officer DOWN!

My shot brother got swat in the coma and now he is in neck, what should he say to I before him dies?

Passa a bubba pro meu nome

"don't worry bro, the nigger's dead, you can die in peace"

"Mission Failed! We'll get 'em next time!"

how does a gunshot to the neck induce a coma?

Been an honor serving with you. o7

racism, a-hilk a-hilk

"You've been shot in the neck. You're going to die."

Say "Glorp glorp, peas in a pork, you are dead, but snork's a dork."

My guess is he probably would have had an easier time not getting shot if he wasn't a fatty. Should have told him to lose weight. Is too late. Also to take the fucking can off his barrel.

Respawning in 3.. 2..

Fpbp

"OP is always a faggot"

Mc Maromba?

nice airsoft kit fag, literally nothing on the picture is real issue

How did airsoft cause a coma?

RIP Kevin Smith

"Can I have you stuff?"

Say your grieving... LOL Fuck You Both!

chacha real smooth

dibs on your fleshlights, butt plugs, and 50 gallon drum of anal lube.

"Can I have your xbox?"

It doesn't matter because he ain't there no more you sorry ass retard

Should have ducked

"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

You should have coached little league.

i believe OP. i bet his brother did get shot in the neck....
with an airsoft gun, i bet it stung for a little bit, and now he's fine.
because that is definitely an airsoft gun he's holding.

Skate fast eat ass my guy lol

Charlie Brown

Actually, the guy in the picture is a brazilian Youtuber called IzzyNobre.

Whisper it's free real estate

you should tell that tubby gordon freeman/kevin smith spawn that since he's paralyzed, his wife has already taken to screwing random knee grows from craigslist.
then, when he wakes? you should laugh and tell him you were only joking. once he seems relieved, tell him she's actually screwing mexicans and flee the room laughing.

Shouldn't have spawn peeked, Jager

"MAMA MIA, PAPA PIA, BABY GOT THE DIAAAARRHEEEEEAAAA!!!
YOU'RE A FAGGOT!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

His Wife - Rebecca Kinsley, 21, canadian

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Tell him: "if it all works out, I'll see you on the other side."
Then hope

tell him you've always loved pigs in a blanket

Why are you asking this on Sup Forums?

White Negro Saxon Catholic

see you space cowboy

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should have ducked nigger

L2P noob
Or
SQUEAL PIGGY!! SQUEAL!!

around cum-skins, protect your booty hole. They faggots.

I'd whisper in his ear and say, "I'm fucking your wife"

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Is she royalty?

Swat doesn't use M4

We are just bastard anyway. Don't worry I'll be fucking your wife. ACAB FTP

Git gud

"I fucked ted"

that's not an m4...

It doesnt he would havr been put into one by doctors. Thats even if this shit is true.

tell him to buy kevlar + armor

this nigga...your first time seeing an smg?

Swat teams typically use mp5's, they're small so they're good for CQB and shoot 9mm.

She's also gonna be single :D

she already cucks the hell out of him, so it's the same thing

Damn, I'd love to be in a relationship with her where she almost never talks about her veggie husband. I'd satisfy every single one of her needs :D

>cucks
Take it to r/the_donald, take it to Sup Forums. Decent people just call that 'being a whore.'

how do mp5's compare to mp4's?

she's bisexual and very exibicionist

Is she an amazon or is that a dwarf refrigerator.

Instead of knee grows, why not knees? Like, shoving knees in her heebie jeebies.

>that was close you were almost shot back there lol

>filename

vai se fuder op, seu macaco do caralho

Smells like bacon

Tell him he's a fucking pig lolololol GG

ROSEBUD....

Hurry up and die pig

Fucking high heels. How do they work?

What's the deal op you fucking your partners wife? Maybe you should tell him not to die cuz she will cuck you too once you're stuck with that

Tomou tiro sem edição sem firula sem porra nenhuma?

Tell him I'm gunna kiss his tinkle parts.reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Por que BR tem que ser um troll demoníaco, kek

Underrated post.

It's the angle. Plus the high fucking heels your blind ass didn't see.

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"I'll suck your dick if you wake up."

And watch him slowly twitch back to life.

I hope he died by now

haha, hope he dies..

trips should decide

Checked

^exactly fucking this

I'm about to post link to this on /k/ just so they can make fun of you faggot

I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

Arounds blacks, never relax!!!

And, tits or gtfo bitch.