Can Sup Forums beat a lvl 5 computer

can Sup Forums beat a lvl 5 computer
posts ending in 1, 5, 9 or dubs decides

horse to g3

jump them in a line then king me

D4

A4

E4

tower h4

horse to c3

pawn to e4

horse to c3

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Pawn e3

Horse g3

Reroll

bishop to b5

Invalid move
Bishop c4

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pawn to A4

Nf3

pawn H3

Qg4

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pawn f3

pawn h3

FUCK!

horse to f3

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ITT b/tards suck at chess.

pawn d3

Kf2

horse kill jester hat

Pawn f4

horse c3

horse kill dickbutt cross

horse b3

rerroll

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horse kill relegious person

rerolll

Pony to e2

chess hard game therare horses around but theyr not horsing around

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Garbage

pawn e5

Pawn g4

Pawn h4

pawn d4

horse g3

knight c3

King E2

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We got em on the ropes now.

KING F2!

horse g3

bishop d7

Pawn to D4

King G3

King F2

horse to g3

knight c3

horse e2

King to e3

Reroll

Forfeit

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pawn g3

well we're fucked king E2

King E2

I see you used my 1 5 9 dub rule from last thread

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Pawn G3

indeed I did

g3

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King E1

k e3

you can't haha xD KING E1

Knight f3

If you're not obligated to move the King, Pawn H4.

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This is actually a more sound strategy.

Pawn E5.

Be2

It's looking pretty bleak user.

Bishop E2

Pawn takes C3. I'm not sure about this one though haha

horse to f3

re-rollin for bishop e2

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forgot the image

knight g3

xf5

go with exf5

Also, lrn2chessnotation fags

roll

r we the white one or the blacky?

Move Pawn h2 to h3

exf5 get

Yay dubs

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We can't even count to 5.

ITT: Whenever someone gets dubs, go to the thread containing the same post number minus one, then recreate this thread inside that thread and repeat

So what's your favourite meme?

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