Alright Sup Forums!

Alright Sup Forums!

I need two scallops, two risotto, two wellington and one lamb.

Get to it you fucking donkeys!

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PAN

TIES

NICE AND HOT

BIT OF OLIVE OIL

I don't associate with plebs that don't appreciate a good 'za, get the fuck out of my face.

Crackle. Absolutely gorgeous.

BULL

PREPPED AND HARD

where's the 'ZA SAUCE?!!?!!

YES CHEF!

2 ROASTED VIRGIN'S TOENAILS WITH A MELTED WELLINGTON BOOT SAUCE HERE CHEF

oui chef

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU FAT FRENCH PIG?

EH?

C'MERE

NOW FUCK OFF

Gordon Ramsay doesn't know a good 'za

SORRY CHEF

ONION

Here's your steak.

Listen up, you've already fucked the first few tables and I'm really starting to lose it here, so one more chance before I blow my fucking lid and shut this down, yes? If you're not going to pull it back you should just fuck off right now, yes?

Bring me one reboot from the past ten years better than the original, two sitcoms that lasted for longer than ten seasons without the characters becoming lazy caricatures, and five black actors or actresses even Sup Forumsfags don't mind.

>well done.jpg

Made me kek.

>Dredd

>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>M*A*S*H

>Idris Elba
>Omarosa
>Morgan Freeman
>Bill Cosby
>Denzel Washington

Hey, you, c'mere, two seconds, yes?

*points out the latest season of its always sunny*
What's that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I ASKED FOR SITCOMS WHERE CHARACTERS DON'T TURN TO SHIT AND YOU JUST HANDED ME A BABY'S DIAPER! GET IT TOGETHER!

EVERYONE COME OVER HERE
IT'S FUCKING RAAAWWWW
WOW WOW WOW
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE THE HEAD CHEF OF MY NEW RESSTRENT IF YOU CAN'T COOK A FUCKING WELLINGTON?

BLOWTORCH ON

TENNIS RACKET NICE AND HOT

MICE POWDERED

VIRGINS SACRIFICED

BIT OF OLIVE OIL

DONE

WEEEEEIIRRRRRR

Here's your sandwich, Chef. Extra mayo, hold the lettuce.

Chef, I would argue that the characters from Always Sunny became better versions of themselves as the show went on, Chef!

>Idris Alibaba

Are all of the people in kitchen nightmares prepped and told to only ever refer to ramsay as 'chef'? It feels so strange and unnatural

That how it works in a lot of kitchens. It's both the quickest way to address the head chef and a sign of respect.

Turn er' over
and BANG
UP THE BUTT

WHERE'S
THE
LAMB
SAUCE

I AIN'T NO BITCH

Get your pan

Nice and hot

And put one once of Knorr cancer into your mix gives it that ectra flavpr

Fuck forgot picture

whats the step

>watch
fuck me im tired

is 'pan, nice and hot' even a ramsay meme? I've never heard him say it
sounds more like a jamie oliver thing

A large portion of his cooking tutorials start with "Pan, nice and hot, olive oil in"

Surprised you haven't heard it desu

I just watched 5 in a row without any derivation of 'pan nice and hot'
I've literally never come across one of his videos where he says it
what am I doing wrong

Most videos that he starts meat on the stove
First video I clicked on
youtube.com/watch?v=jwu2y9x5OlM

youtube.com/watch?v=9biIOtEYeHc

youtube.com/watch?v=KgOBAWbkq5Q

>third video
>just press 'click' to subscribe
what did he mean by this?

Yes Chef!

I can only make chili, please wait 3 hours

All of you are absolutely devoid of humour. These threads are so fucking embarrassing.

THEY'RE NOT EMBARRASSING THEY'RE HILARIOUS

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