My girlfriend just yelled at me for "degrading her by looking at Sup Forums in bed

My girlfriend just yelled at me for "degrading her by looking at Sup Forums in bed.

How should I respond?

>take pic of her tits
>post on b
>profit

rape her

tell her to shut the fuck up. she looks at other guys cocks all day long on her phone, its only fair.

Grab her by the pussy.

Have your girlfriend control the mouse, and put your mouse hand on your cock instead.

spank her ass until she cries

My gf does that too sometimes. Just tell her it's a fucking website and to chill. Don't let bitches walk all over you, user.

Smack her so hard she wakes up in the kitchen.

Agree with her and apologize, that's the girl who fucks ur ugly ass, Wait till she's asleep or distracted next time

Degrade her by jizzing on her face.

I don't believe you have a girlfriend! Enjoy falling asleep alone, faggot!

I don't know

You have to put 'er down

She keeps complaining that it's porn. It's not all porn. It's also gore

clearly you are not a man

We're in the same boat then. It's okay. Just keep your shit on the downlow.

If your waifu pillow is talking to you, I'd suggest professional psychological help, honestly.

I'm supposed to surf in the bathroom? I'm 36

Then tell her to shut the fuck up and deal with it. What the fuck answer are you expecting?

Ask her if she wants to have sex, she will say shes tired and go to bed then

This is the time to start looking for greener pastures. I assure you, she already has.

Sauce?

We already had sex this morning.

Fuck her in the ass dry then clean yourself off on her forehead while gently inquiring about her definition of degrading.

Then she'll definitely say shes tired, allowing you to browse in peace

Tell her that she is perpetuating the stereotypical behavior of an insecure female by inappropriately associating pornographic or sexually attractive images with herself as a comparison. She is single handedly setting feminism back decades with her childish and narcissistic attitude.

She's not a feminist, but I am. We fight about it.

Fuck her in the ass and wipe your cock off in her hair. Then tell her "That is degrading. I only read Sup Forums for the articles.

Do pillows have voicesboxes built into them nowadays?
Technology has gone too far.

Show her this thread.

Letme get this str8. Your hand just yelled at you? Yea sure it did.

Is this a drug flashback or do you realy think your hand is yelling at you for disrespecting it?

So if your girlfriend is your right hand and you touch yourself with your left hand are you cheating on your her/it?

Lmaooo you da man

Oh dear god you are retarded

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That's not her. I have no idea who that is.

She's watching.

Fuck you, you know who I am.

Leave her.

Not even memeing. She sounds completely unreasonable and petty. There is absolutely no reason for her to take issue with whatever the fuck you're looking at on the internet in bed. She's looking for an excuse to argue for the sake of arguing. You will never be happy with her.

If you can't describe your girlfriend as your best bro with a vagina, she's not your girlfriend, she's a whore you're paying way too much to fuck.

Shit in the bed.

nope

Where is the dude?

Degrade her by doing ass to mouth. Then she'll know what real degradation feels like.

Randall, you never go ass to mouth.

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With a cockslap, c'mon OP this is day one stuff

> (OP)
>Agree with her and apologize, that's the girl who fucks ur ugly ass, Wait till she's asleep or distracted next time
> (OP)
>Agree with her and apologize, that's the girl who fucks ur ugly ass, Wait till she's asleep or distracted next time
Found the cuck

>put mouse hand on your cock
>mouse hand

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>Oh yea That's what I like to see

Agreed, slap her with your cock. If you don't have the mass to make an impression then use a different cock, but make sure to verbally announce the kind of cock you're using in case she has allergies.

pic related

Give me a clue

nice 1 OP

he actually delivers

shes looking for something wrong, clearly searching couldnt find anything and used that as "manners" im sure she uses her phone in bed

fap fap fap

then you'll love the sequel

Did she feel loose? You know, like a wizard's sleeve?

you guys are alright