Be honest, why are you on Sup Forums?

Be honest, why are you on Sup Forums?

i do not fucking know

Bc I'm stuck

>Came here a lot years ago.
>Got married
>Still come here cuz I'm bored and most humor sites suck.
>Half the time it sucks here too.

Must be a habit.

looking for a rule 34 thread

looking for a feels thread, too lazy to start one

>heard of Sup Forums 2 summers ago
>thought it was full of illegal activities
>2017, just another porn site

Eh. Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im retarded

i hate myself and i trying to ignore it fact

"You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave"

I'm waiting to see pics of your girlfriend on the next "pics you shouldn't share" thread.

I have nowhere else to go tbh

proof of life

This is now a feels thread

I'm taking a shit

stay #blessed

habit

welcome to the hotel california

passing time while hating life hbu?

There's usually something interesting, and I don't use any other social media. I go on Sup Forums when I'm not up to spending my time researching something.

I love Sup Forums and obviously you are knew enough to know that you can never leave Sup Forums, Sup Forums leaves you in a pool of contemporary memes and about 1/3 of the Minor population, in all honestly I believe facebook becomes faker and faker, reddit is gay and really the people on here post semi interesting personal posts where you won't find anywhere else online without the anonymity

I suffer from extreme autism, and I been building my tolerance up for drugs & booze. I don't have a reason, but I'm self aware of my actions. I can drink anyone under the table, eat a handful of pain pills and still get up the next day and do it again..

I'm on dope too, weed and amphetamine, and I'm a cowboy. I Wrestle with livestock, aka your food.

I get my ass handed to me daily, because I'm larping, irl. I was in a bad car accident, I will be in pain the rest of my life. I have no short term memory, only things that happen to make in into long term memory, will be able to be recalled..

Tomorrow, I will wake up and do the same thing I did today, and not remember this post...


Whats your excuse?

because i'm stuck at work
and i want to browse loli threads
in case i see something new
>also shitposting

This. Just have to look hard enough sometimes or start fucking with someone to see something interesting.

I've been a loner by choice for like 10 years

Make me feel user, I miss you btw.

Ok great, now take your top off

Fuckin cry me a river bro.

I came yo /b when cant decide if fapping or shitposting

Goodnight fellow anons

I only push people away, because I want to be free from this pain. No one cares.

It's my main form of social interaction. In real life, I rarely speak or have anyone to talk to.

Came here in 06.. ive got nowhere else to go but /diy and /out

Stop being a faggot and do life

What do you want to hear about?
Have fun being old

Dicks dead i need porn because it is not moving and its pale I need someone to give it CPR

Cuz I'm looking for the cash me ousside girl's nudes

trolling Trump threads and looking for new porn, same as always

make it a point to talk to people breifly.
Don't wast anyones time that's busy, or on the move.

If you're next to someone, look at them and tell them a joke that pertains to your surroundings. I meet so many people, that I never see again, but I always make them smile

because i'm home for the summer and burned all the bridges i had with hometown friends.

I've done life before, and it wasn't fun when the reality began to kick in. Plus, I've grown to generally dislike people.

I only speak when spoken to, OR when I absolutely have to say something. I don't much like small-talk, and really don't like having to eat around other people. I wear shades outdoors all the time for the main purpose of avoiding accidental eye-contact.

Fapping

Everytime I talk to someone irl, they talk back too long, people are too enthusiastic for conversation. I don't want to speak out loud, I want to do my ritual and get around to responding to texts, after I blow on my arms.

I can't stand when people see me do this and ask questions about it. ITS FUCKING PERFECTLY NORMAL TO MATCHING THE WIND FLOW ACROSS THE OTHER ARM!!!1

How can people not understand this?

I started it in 2003 and like to check in every now and then.

You cum on your arms mate?

procrastinating projects and trying to forget stuff

I literally meant I blow air across my arms
Sorry for the confusion.

It take my mind of off all the killings
I dont want to think about it, and that's all that helps.
I just cant stop killing

>implying they exist

Looking for a feels thread to help me mellow out

all i seen was her peeing outside lol

Seriously what? What about your fucking arms

make one on ccluster.com/b
Ill bump it with screen caps from here..
Every time I get one going here, it 404's when it finally starts to get good..

because it's the only place where I can anonymously shitpost without having to worry about breaking friendships or angering people. Ultimately, I can just have satisfaction in knowing that there's a place where I can vent, rant, rave all I want about something fucking stupid, and that nobody will care.

this place is a safe space for saying whatever the fuck you want and therefore it's one of the most interesting places on the internet

Because I said, that's why.

- Not doing something productive because I know I ought to go to bed.
- Don't want to go to bed.

If I feel a breeze across one arm, I blow air from my mouth across the other, to make them equal..

How can anyone not understand the importance or significance of doing this???????

Trying to not be a newfag. Amidionitrite?

LITERALLY FUCK OFF SJW

Tits and ass mostly

i'm stuck in a hole of depression and hatred at the world that i have dug myself into with influence from other people


XD

You clearly want us to ask, so what are you on about your arms then?

Bored rn

I've been addicted to it for the past nine years despite the steady decline of the board due to normie faggots and summerfags

Because I'm a huge faggot.... Huge.

He cums on em from what I gather.

I've never had a gf, I'm 35.
I come here for the trap threads.
I live with my mom and her BF
He beats us, but I have no where else to live.
He killed my dad.
I want to die.

This is a bad troll post or severe OCD

Reddit makes me physically ill.
Every faggot thinks they are cool complaining about Trump when all I want to do is browse dank memes.

Cp.

Because I'm bored and have no one to talk to late at night.

Wait, where are we?

this

I have been dianosed with OCD they want
me to take pills for it
they want to kill my mind
I want to live my life

That's odd. Maybe he should talk to someone about that.

How about this reply? Will you remember this?

Autism man. It's like the post about the retard who goes to swimming lessons and gets upset because his sister put hers her hair up and no one understands what this handi is going on about

how aout this reply to this asshole's reply?

Why not both ?

nigger you know i'm right.
85% of the people in here would never in a million years post the type of shit they post here on Facebook where their real identities would be revealed. Being faceless and in a community of other faceless people means there is no facade... We talk about real shit here. fucking suicide, why your boss is a donkey fucker, all that real shit you don't expose others to. people go on here and reveal their deepest darkest secrets. Somewhere between being a faggot the shit load of porn gore and trivial bullshit there's something very beautiful about this place actually a lot of the times the porn is the beatiful part

Fucking beats me dude. I find myself unknowingly coming onto Sup Forums and browsing for a while before getting off then coming back on. It's a vicious circle really.

haven't you ever notice the air flow doesn't evenly occur across both arms at the same time.
I just think it needs to be corrected, like an itch that randomly occurs when your typing or playing Nintendo.

Try it blow across your left arm.
Feel the air. Now blow across the right arm.
Do you understand?

It makes it ok, it completes the progress.
I would literally freak out if I couldn't feel the
same sensation across both arms.

think of it as something you can relate to, like breathing in, and not breathing out, but only when your self aware of breathing....

I know my arms have air flowing across them, but when I notice, I obsess.

I can't argue with your dubs and thank you for being real with me, i blew on my right arm 4 times in a row just now. Please do it with me..

I just want to feel OK.
Thats all I ask.

how to be this guy. Find something trivial... re-brand it as something profound.

I won't remember this thread.
I hate when people the next day, say 'hey remember when: blah blah'

NO.

I don't, can't, and wont..

They assume everyone's brain works the same

i also blew on my right arm 4 times just now. and then i farted twice once before typing this comment and once while typing this

Lolis, shota, and fur in that order

Retell the story plz.
This sorta makes sense to me.
I just need more details.

Gore and rekt threads

This. I am oldfag not just on Sup Forums but old 43. Facebook, twitter, and Reddit all suck shit. I came from something awful during the Habbo raid. I am married with kids now and I guess I am an addicted Sup Forums degenerate. No one I associate with would even know what Sup Forums or Sup Forums even is. They are missing out fuck them

life hates me and Sup Forums fills every gap that life has drilled into my body so i guess i've come to like it here despite the complete cancer on this site

You should meet up with the guy who blows on his arms.

YOU! Make friends with this guy. What do you have to lose?

both those are me.
I seriously don't see how you didnt know this

I don't want to talk about this anymore

/thread

>I don't want to talk about this anymore
same

I feel like this is why im here

CP, mostly.

To look at the random ass shitposts, but I ended up with some faggot shit

I don't know man , he was just major autismo and got upset because they were at swimming lessons and her sister put her hair up. It didn't make sense and I don't know why he was upset about her sister putting her hair up just like I don't understand that nigger going on about blowing on his arms. It's too baity , I call troll and don't think he's gone full retard.

What??