I just fucked this watermelon. I've finally done it...

I just fucked this watermelon. I've finally done it, after all the questions and wondering of what it would be like throughout my younger years. AMA

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How was it?

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Condom. Lol.

Don't wanna get it pregnant.

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YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OFF Sup Forums HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

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>seedless

Kek

Lmao

Why wear a condom? Were you afraid of getting the melon pregnant?

How was it?

did you eat the watermelon yet?

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That's a small hole hahahahhaha

Why use a condom? Were you worried about producing a niglet?

How was it? And

Ok you forced meme faggots we get it.

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Its deceptive because big melon.

Kek.

How... was it ?

>Fucks fruit with a rubber
>Wonders why he has to fuck fruit.

Did you microwave it first?
How was it?

1st time? newfag.

my sides

It was okay. I think I'm just more and more realizing how much better your own hand is than like every toy. So use your hand instead of buying all this shit, unless you're bored of your hand.

It felt weird raw, better with condom.
Oven.

Really, it goes

Women>Hand>Everything else

Oven is definitely the way to go btw.

How was it?

I ate it afterwards.
Dick still got sticky.

didnt want a seed going down my pee hole.

>seedless

I might be sleeping with bad women, or I'm really good at jerking dick. It took forever to warm up too.

It was okay.

The melon IS the seed you faggot. Learn how plant sex works you virgin

you fucking did it wrong.
you cut a hole in the whole melon, and fuck through the rind, that's the whole point. You make the hole slightly smaller than your dick, and it's a tight squeeze. Leave it to OP to fuck up something as gay as fucking a watermelon.

You have no clue what watermelons are, do you?

No, the hand is just better than a watermelon. And the vagina is better than the hand.

Lol so true OP just fucked the guts with his little dick , did it all wrong

Hand>Women>Everything else

I didn't want the wet part to touch stuff and get juice on things, so I took the pic of it 'upside down'.

Yeah this is kinda how it is for me.

are you going to eat the melon?

Op is a real fruitcake

Also I think it's a better pic than the other way, I'm not an expert at making holes in fruit approximately the size of pleasuring my dick.

No, already tossed it in the trash. Lube doesn't taste good anyways if you mean for me to eat part of the hole.

Femanon here and laughing my ass. That hole is tiny!! No wonder I love big black men to fuck me properly.

You gonna go for round two? Or just eating it

Agreed. White men can't compete

Yes! I also love to respond to my own posts.

OP don't try n cover it up when u figure out u did it all wrong

Why didn't you post a timestamp?

condom fags . melon have no illness

For a melon fucking thread this is getting too weird for me.

Idk, I haven't in the past. I jerked off in a condom when I asked what I should buy off amazon once, and then another time I did a hitler cum tribute for a friend.

HURRR DURRR WHY CONDOM?
>seeds & watermelon slush getting jammed up penis
>painful friction
>messy penis
>roommates finding watermelon full of semen in trashcan

No roommates. Messy penis was a concern though.

Also I made this for the same friend, I think I've posted it here before, definitely posted it to /mlp/ once for laughs. xhamster.com/movies/5244262/bob_ross_understudy_in_the_making.html

he puts it in the oven first, a fucking prooo

WHY CUT THE MELON IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU"RE GOING TO FUCK IT?! Were you planning on eating it after? thus the condom in the first place? I mean shit son! How Jew are you?