Dubs plans my day tomorrow, will write down every post with dubs and do each task chronologically. Pic unrelated

Dubs plans my day tomorrow, will write down every post with dubs and do each task chronologically. Pic unrelated

Dick in fresh peanut butter jar. Whack it after

You fucking wasted dubs you stupid piece of shit OP

U got dubz. That means u stay home and go on 4chin

The post says that every post with dubs I'll do, and since I got dubs, I'm still sticking with it

Wake up at 5:00 AM

Kys

Wake up at 4 AM

fap in public

Setting my alarm. Anyone else?

MOTHER FUCKER

Wake up, go outside and punch the first baby you see

Pay me six bucks and thirty seven cents

OP here, rerolling this guy's post

Clean your house

Reroll

OP.... You probably are not going to sleep....

Come out of the closet to a random stranger.

Eat a fluorescent lightbulb

Dubs stealing op..... reroll.

Tell to some random girl in the street that she's beautiful

go outside at 5 AM, scream at grass about loosing your wife for 3 minutes

Rollan

strike up 1 on 1 conversations with people who are working but not busy (at your own pace)

Go to subway, get a marinara sub crammed with Vegetals, bring the sub into bathroom and clog the toilet with it

Bang your neighbor

God damn, nobody else so far?
Stick your dick in an antpile

Push your middle finger into your asshole up to the last joint and leave it there for an hour.

Go to McDonald's and hand out fruits and vegetables

roll

Fucking an hero.

Have a conversation in public (ie cofree shop etc.) No spaghetti, OP.

Draw a self-portrait, show it to someone

Eat an activated grenade

Losing interest in thread.

Some of these are too good, I'm adding non dubs to my list. Dubs 100% get on tho

Brush your teeth with human shit.

Rollin

Rolling for this

Take a shower in a local public fountain

post a nude pick of your nearest relative female

Also, drink a beer.

Roll

Piss on the carpet of the store of your choosing.

vomit on a strangers dog

Roll

Rape a stacy, then take pictures afterwards and blackmail her with them.

Rolling
Wake up
Eat
Kill self

:O

go to a makeup store or counter and get a makeover

/thread

Well damn. You ruined it.

My to do list so far
-Wake up at 4AM
-Take my dick out of the peanut butter jar, beat it
-Punch the first baby I see
-Talk to the grass about my hwore wife
-Hand out fresh fruits and vegtables at McDonalds
-Order a marinara sub from subway with all the vegetables and a fuck load of oil, go tpo their bathroom, shove it in the toilet, leave
-Wake up again, eat, attempt suicide and fail
- :O
My current draft, what did I miss?

Technically doubled down

Make a dummy somehow, pretend it's Andy Sixx and pretend to eat a creamy log out of his asshole. You can use a Baby Ruth in place of shit.

Tripled

>Rape a stacy, then take pictures afterwards and blackmail her with them.
Rape a stacy, then take pictures afterwards and blackmail her with them.

Roll

Go have a random conversation with a stranger. No spaghetti

...

Get pork at supermarket, beat it in public, pretend to orgasm

Make sure kids watch

Jizz on a friends dog

combine these

jerk off to thoughts of having an orgy with 5 of yourself.

911 takes it

Roll this

>998
FUCK

This thread must live

Piss in someone's car

reroll

record video evidence of this all

Kek.
Reroll

roll

Rolling for:
rollin' a joint (ca$h), smoke in public like you fucking OWN the place. Get ripped, have a blast, talk to trees and such.

It'll be hard to do after I kill myself but okay

Whipe your ass with your hand and pay for something at a cashiers check out

leave the link in this thread pls

Live stream duh

Put on sketchers, go up to a girland hand her a bouqet saying "Hold this, I need to tie my shoes".
Then quickly re apply the sketchers, tell the girl "I would love to smash with you" and just leave running.

show us your list

Rob a sperm bank

Pray.

My to do list so far
-Wake up at 4AM
-Take my dick out of the peanut butter jar, beat it
-Punch the first baby I see
-Talk to the grass about my hwore wife
-Hand out fresh fruits and vegtables at McDonalds
-Order a marinara sub from subway with all the vegetables and a fuck load of oil, go tpo their bathroom, shove it in the toilet, leave
-Wake up again, eat, attempt suicide and fail
- :O
-Rape a Stacey, record it and use it as blackmail against her
-Buy some pork at the supermarket, go to a highly populated section with it, jerk off with it, and pretend to cum

post nudes

Someone screenshot this thread

Go to a black church and scream Dylan roof is a hero 1488 hitler did nothing wrong

Wear a rainbow tie dye leotard all day while using a fidget spinner

OP is going to get lynched

Checked

kek wills it

...

Tell your mother you've always wanted to fuck her

Buy furry costume and go to school for punching some retard kid

reroll

Ayyo, I heard you like checks
So I'm going to check your check
And then check the check of your check

Reroll

Put a potato into a cops tailpipe and tap it in firmly

Rolling for this

Go to your parent's house and ask your mom to give you a blowjob

Go petshop, buy little fish and eat it with smug face and see if you can buy another one