Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
I'm ugly and I know it. Roast me.

looks good bro

Not ugly, just a douche. Know the difference.

Your hair says you like tranny porn and you're looking to suck some dick, your chin says you'll claim it wasn't gay because Jesus and tits.

I've been told I look like Freakazoid

cyka blayt comrade, cyka blayt

Nah man, you just have anime protagonist hair

According to google search you are

not ugly. Not sure about the hair style though.

You look like the German henchmen in an action flick who gets pissed because the hero killed your brother/boyfriend.

that's pretty hilarious that you can do that, kek

tread your eyebrows dude

Let's see that boi pussy Faggot

Not op but what do you mean by tread ? Like trim or pluck?

Fucking hell did your parents have any kids that lived?? The best part of you in ran down the crack of your mothers ass

My mother is addicted to meth and in prison. I have 2 siblings, my sister is a dyke and my older brother is horribly addicted to shooting heroin and will surely soon die.

So my life is pretty great yeah. Plus the fact I've never held a job longer than 2 weeks and I'm living in a garage

Fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch

I'm too hammered to roast you. You're not ugly. I'm ugly. I know what ugly looks like. You're not a ten, but your also not like a 4. You'll be okay.

This is me with my sister

roast me faggit
>protip
you can

How many times in school were you called "penis head"?

it's cause you look like a Bond villian, sorry dude, you seem like a nice guy and I wish I had better news but I hate myself and the world too much to not be a dick here and let you know, its ok im a fat fuck beta virgin so ya like i said fuck the word

No matter what he says, its one less than how many times he should have been called it

0, but people say hello to me just bec they want to survive the school shooting or some shit, sorry my grammar

forgot pic freakazoid, maybe go columbine on the hoes?

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