Are you ready for the dawn of the crafting kino?

Are you ready for the dawn of the crafting kino?

Apocalypse can't come soon enough

>WB Minecraft
If they tap their Lego Movie energy, it could work.

What will the story even be? Will it be animated or live-action? What big-name actor will the sadly drag into this mess?

maybe microsoft will actually come out in black after this

The Hero's Journey, but Minecraft.
Animated seems most likely.

John Goodman as the comic relief Creeper who doesn't want to explode.

What's that website? Link?

It will be about a woman getting harassed and griefed by guys on a server

Reminder that pic related is directing.

And because of him I'll actually watch this shit. I love Mac.

It will never capture the feeling of playing alone with good mods and a "chill" music playlist and building an ever more comfy fortress to keep the monsters at bay and prolong your solitary existence in a mysterious, uninhabited world so why bother?

>Promoting being alone
Do you even Hollywood?

what the fuck? why?

...

Rob directing this is not only good for the movie, since that means it won't be shit, but good for his career as well. I'd watch it.

Is this the same as Angry Birds and Warcraft where they tried to capitalize on the license 3-5 years too late, or is Minecraft still a big deal for kids?
(I know it's still a big deal for autists but so is Dwarf Fortress).

*craftkino

>2019
>9 years after official release
They fucked up

If the always sunny cast all voiced the major characters I'll watch it.

I won't PAY for it but i'd watch it.

more like autism kino.

can't wait.

what teh fuck

I can't tell if WB is the most based or the most retarded major company out there right now.