EPL Boxing Day Bullshit Bonanza Edition

Upcoming fixtures:

Watford vs Crystal Palace (12:30)
Arsenal vs West Brom (15:00)
Burnley vs Middlesbrough (15:00)
Chelsea vs Bournemouth (15:00)
Leicester vs Everton (15:00)
Man United vs Sunderland (15:00)
Swansea City vs West Ham (15:00)
Hull City vs Manchester City (17:15)

No one cares about plebPL trash. The football league is way better.

t.Alvaro Balansiyya

What did Pedro mean by this?

What did /epl/ get for christmas?

Nice hat op

Good job linking in the old thread you down syndrome OP. I hope you got AIDs for christmas.

>Leicester fans have got a Jamie Vardy mask on their seat today - in protest by owners at his ban

It's "AIDS" not "AID"s

>the immaturity of the defending champions
lel

how can they put on the mask if they don't have eyeholes

hmmmm

You would know

>you now remember Liverpool wearing tshirts in support of Suarez

What does Sup Forums think of Eddie Howe?

He's a mid table manager imo

Only good at Bournemouth.

Went to a bigger club and bottled it.

>Asked about Chelsea’s run, Pedro said: “It’s not new for me, but it’s difficult in this league. It’s different here. At Barcelona, it’s normal to win most of the games and sometimes it’s too easy.
lel liga btfo

finally the debate is settled

>last year icelandic TV proudly boast that they were showing so many games that they were overflowing their channels
>now only man utd
>let's double the price anyway lol

this is why I don't like when people say "what does it matter what money they're spending, it's not like it's your money" well now it is...

also.. there are plenty of semi-interesting games at 15

why is sky/bt choosing this shit?
unless sam hire was scripted that is

Same here. Sky are giving 1 month free Sports packages, but its 60quid a month after that.
Nope.

Games at 3 can't be televised in the UK

its not even a saturday

smdh

Wasn't the reason given that fans might not go to games?
So they sell the tv rights to 'fans' 10000s of miles away instead.

Yeah I think so

*walks towards the premier league*

>firmino

Why the fuck is Poch interested in Zaha?
He's barely better than N'Koudou?
If you want to splash 25m on a player, at least get a promising one.

probably has a daughter who needs breeding

>barely better than N'Koudou

literally who

how many will he score today bros?

>I agree Moyes had it tough, but I wish I inherited players such as Vidic, Evra, Hernandez, and Giggs
MOYES BTFO

The pacey winger they bought last year who barely play

>leeds
>epl

NEVER EVER

About to have a full Christmas lunch from leftovers, lads.
Any tips?

>shitting on your current players

Bravo Mou

put the food in your mouth, chew, then swallow

hope that helps

you know Mouyes. Will do anything to win a mind game.
make gravy fresh. dont use the one from yesterday obviously

Don't eat yellow snow.

Chelsea team today: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Alonso; Willian, Hazard, Pedro.

Chelsea subs v Bournemouth: Begovic, Ivanovic, Aina, Zouma, Loftus-Cheek, Chalobah, Batshuayi.

utd v sunderland

JUST

Cech, Bellerin, Gabriel, Koscielny, Gibbs, Coquelin, Xhaka, Sanchez, Ozil, Iwobi, Giroud.

Foster; Dawson, McAuley, Evans, Nyom; Yacob, Fletcher (c); Brunt, Chadli, Phillips; Rondon


Pickford, Jones, Van Aanholt, Djilobodji, Kone, Denayer, Ndong, Borini, Larsson, Anichebe, Defoe

Randolph, Kouyate, Reid, Ogbonna, Antonio, Noble, Nordtveit, Cresswell, Payet, Carroll, Ayew.
Fabianski, Rangel, Mawson, van der Hoorn, Kingsley, Britton, Cork, Fulton, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Borja.

Joel, Baines, Funes Mori, Williams, Holgate, Coleman, Barry, Gana, Mirallas, Lennon, Lukaku

Boruc, Francis, Cook, B. Smith, Daniels, Arter, Gosling, A. Smith, Wilshere, Surman, King.

Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy, Vardy

Valdes, Barragan, Gibson, Chambers, Fabio, Clayton, De Roon, Forshaw, Stuani, Ramirez, Negredo

Heaton, Flanagan, Keane, Mee, Ward, Boyd, Hendrick, Marney, Arfield, Gray, Barnes

Remember when United customers kicked the black guy off the bus

>Firmino arrested for drunk driving
>Court appearance set at 31. Jan, same time as Liverpool-Chelsea

his fault for being black mate

>same date as chelsea

thank you based government rigging

its a fuckin conspiracy la, fuckin manc government la, justice for firmino la

looking forward to this desu

it's bang out of order la justice for bobby la

>tfw I like >Moyes and want him to succeed
>tfw he's guaranteed to lose this one

>conte would rather start without a striker than with Batshuayi

Kek

>Chelsea getting extra rest during crimbo
>Their only title challengers missing players due to an arbitrary court date

I see the Premier League is feeding out of the hand of le russian criminal man.

>going to an actual Magistrate Court as a footballer

not likely

kek

>Leicester City's owners have arranged a protest against the Football Association's upholding of a three-match ban for Jamie Vardy - by leaving a mask of the striker's face on every seat!

do you think it's because he's shit or because he's fucking annoying

>Chelsea getting extra rest during crimbo
also no travel at all

>away at palace
>home to stoke and bournemouth
>away at spurs
nothing out of london

Just another talented Belgian who's career is going to get stalled at Chelsea. Shame, all this says is that Bats should leave immediately

>that terrible bench
Injuries is the only thing that'll stop Chelsea but their medical team is too good

>fire the woman
>medical staff becomes great

that woman made my staff become great though

>'''''''''''''''''''''Belgian'''''''''''''''''''''''''

>trash vs trash
>arse vs smelly trash
>trash vs trash
>fedora vs hyped up trash
>chavy trash vs trash
>manure vs >i rate kirchhoff
>trash vs underachieving trash
>trash vs barca rip-off

Is this the power of the """""Premier""""" league?

Arsenal 2-0 West Brom
Burnley 1-1 Middlesbrough (15:00)
Chelsea 1-0 Bournemouth (15:00)
Leicester 3-1 Everton (15:00)
Man United 0-0 Sunderland (15:00)
Swansea City 3-5 West Ham (15:00)
Hull City 0-0 Manchester City (17:15)

Leicester vs Poverton

0-0

>why isn't my beloved energy drink playing ;_;
>I hope Hamburger FC can stay up
>FC Bayern customer support should call back any minute now
>I wish I had money to buy some new Dortmund shares

Not gonna lie lads, I'm a lifelong Lester fan through and through. Even though we're currently doing worse than ever in our existence, the Foxes never quit.

WEAR THE FOX
WEAR THE BLUE

looks like i'm watching swansea get btfo again

Both teams have old as shit defences, non-existant midfields, and fairly decent strikers. It'll be a high scorer lad.

Got a feeling it'll be another weird, high scoring game. West Ham might out-shit Swansea like Palace did, though.

I rate Batshuayi

just put a cheeky quid on every game being a draw lads

>Rangel,
>Mawson,
>van der Hoorn,
>Kingsley
yeah yare

Is Tesco's open today?

>west ham might out-shit swansea
no fucking chance m80

dead cheeky that kidda

DAD?

Everton are fucked

RIP George Michael edition

I have bets on Chelsea, Arse, United and City.

Hoy fucked am I?

mug

>Wigan

Wow its so quiet at the Arsenal game.

>Swanshit

>

>American managers

>current year (2016)
>a stable reasonable stream is rare

how

The Rotherham comeback is on lads

>Swansea conceding to their former player
top wew

*Ayew

>MURRICA

Remember to DRINKWATER

but first, you need to CHILLWELL

>want to get comfy
>too windy outside and my window rattles occasionally when it gets really bad
>turkey sandwiches and mince pies on the menu
>not one good game today

Boxing day is ruined lads

>not etihad.jpg

>sell bony
>don't replace him
>sell ayew
>don't replace him
>sell Williams
>don't replace him

I used to like Swansea but they deserve to go down for being absolute fucking morons

Bony scored a brace earlier this season

>Garry fucking Monk will get Leeds promoted
>Swansea will get relegated in the same season

I hate Chelsea

>monk
>a bad manager
keep crying, dumbers

>Scenes at King Power Stadium

All downhill since the American "takeover" as well.

Didn't say that, I liked Monk as a manager.

Merkel is getting your country relegated to the third world

tfw family give you too much money for christmas and you feel guilty taking it from them