Man Utd vs Sunderland match thread 1

Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Blind, Carrick, Herrera, Pogba, Mata, Lingard, Ibrahimovic

Subs: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Fellaini, Mkhitaryan, Martial, Rashford

Sunderland: Pickford, Jones, van Aanholt, Djilobodji, Kone, Denayer, Ndong, Borini, Larsson, Anichebe, Defoe

Subs: Mannone, Love, Asoro, O'Shea, Khazri, Embleton, Honeyman

>Carrick
good. Mouyes has finally seen the light to start him every match

now he needs to clone him or find a replacement

probably cheaper to clone him desu

>that sunderland bench
Holy fuck.

is this the JUSTbowl?

>yfw Mouyes loses

>Honeyman

4-0 for us lads

look at their bench

LITERALLY WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE

EMBLETON?
FUCKING HONEY MAN?

dunno if i could handle the banter if we lost to moyes

I think a draw is likely and Im scared

same, pickford will be MOTM imo

>Honeyman

>Moyes
>Mouyes

fellaini on the bench

Genuinely sorry for impositioing you on this boxing day, but what part of Manchester are you from?

this desu

>ive lived through >mouyes and >moyes in 3 years

make it stop lads

>tfw too gutless to tell most your team they cant have Christmas off so you bring along absolute nobodies for Boxing Day

inb4 exposed poop in 3 years

/oldham/

i think hes doing it so the fans like him again. he owes us so put out literal whos

scumderland have no fans so its not like he cares if they hate him

stockport and Im not proud of it

>customers x moyesboys
well lads

He wasn't asking what you ate you dunce

>Honeyman

sweet

>Mouyes still rates Mongard

Anything less than 10-0 and Fergie tea bagging Moyes at FT would be a disappointing result

which game is on BT sport

kek

>Jose Mourinho has explained Wayne Rooney felt something in training yesterday & it was decided it was best for him not to play today.

ie, he's hungover

L-Leigh

>Mkhi on the bench again
I'm so tired of Mourinho's shit

>Embleton
"It's okay lad, just make yer debut at Old Trafford, no pressure"

this is the most must-win game ever

ill accept any other loss even to city, but not to this fucking scottish goblin

how many will ibra score today lads?

he just came back from injury m8, he should come on later. I hope.

it's because he hasn't played in 2 weeks he'll be back in the team asap

Is Armenia a drinking country?

>Mouyes still rates Mongard
>mfw you don't

He still slightly injured maybe?

Los Angeles

This Manchester Street is pretty long

Are you related to Mkhitaryan??

>Honey Man

What?

>scumderland have no fans so its not like he cares if they hate him

Filthy Mag detected

>Love
>Honeyman
KEK
What's up with these last names brits explain yourself lads

Also
>no Pooney today
Man U actually has a chance of winning today without le slow and old ogre man

2

well they are twin cities at least

Kumiko a shit!

last digit decides

Lingard sucks dick. He only convinces you he's good because he somehow gets a random great goal or random great assist. That part of his game will never be consistent. He will never be able to run past defenders for fun. He will never have ability to actually be creative.

Watch him be shit for a couple of games, but then fluke out another great goal. He basically does what Rppmey does. Be shit all game, but pop out a wonder goal to quiet the naysayers.

not enough

love used to be ours, but moyes fell for the united youth meme

>implying jewcastle have fans on here

can this be a comfy thread please

Twice

Yes. I'm already on my 4th beer

Just start him anyway. An injured Mkhi is better than an old Mata or healthy Lingaard

No

Do you love Iran?

Are you implying playing at some mid-table has been shithouse is pressure?

its not going to be is it.

Manchester Central senpai

this seems like the only semi interesting game today so probably not ;_;

just hope we score early. read a stat earlier that united have only won 1 league game this season where they weren't winning at half time (hull away)

I'm indifferent. They are quiet and overall chill neighbor but I hate when they come and drink here

>rating micky over mata

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

maybe a late Christmas miracle not to have autistic abu's spam the thread during the game

And you know more than 2 multi league, CL winning coaches.

Lingard isn't world class, but he's a good player.

But your assesment of Rooney just shows how you analyze players.

>reading into sp memes to have get an oppinion of players

how's life in Armenia?

>rating Mata at all
Come on, man

He's american, what do you expect when their flagship sport is fat blackie dodgems

Eastern part.

His role is pressing and defense, which he does well. He usually starts against teams with offensive full backs.

Excellent role player.

the /ABU/ master race is always here senpai


we are the secret undercover mafia of spee

sitting here, waiting, lurking, and as soon as you fuck up youre thread will become a memefest

you think we are trapped in here with you? youre trapped in here with us

Cold as fuck right now. Preparing myself for a feast that will last a few days. And how is the land of Chara, Palffy and Gaborik?

honestly, lingard is okay. a good squad player to have who is decent at linking up the attack, I thought he was excellent v west brom. not every player in the squad has to be an ultra expensive world class meme.

I also like how he never seems to score a boring goal

I'dd fugg Darmian if he had a shave 2bh

...

he also never stops running and makes clever runs. He's not bad

last two you mean

Not as elite as based Mkhi the Aryan

this is not the Liverpool thread

he has no jaw, you can do better

he's just a cheap meme really

le workrate chicken

>rags

Are you Gegard Mousasi's uncle

i'd fugg his gf 2bh

>1993

The customer wrapped in blanket should be brown

Special One against football genius.

Who wins?

Yes

Mou better not fuck this up

It's just Sunderland

gayguard is legit the best guy in that division now. would heem bisping

BASED SLOVAKIAN ABU. SAVE THIS SHIT THREAD

>Ellie going lesbo

It's a christmas miracle desu :3

what the fuck is that tree? looks like garbage mashed together

You can take your three points but please don't injure Defoe
>tfw no wojak sunderland images to post because none exist

>boxing day
>the jesus of Sup Forums arrives

coincidence?

Gegard's a beast

>when tree decorations go too far

pretty good, hockey-wise it's shit though

stay well my man

He didn't even play when he was /fit/.

>mfw Gobbo and miss poogba

Embarrassing, please consider suicide.

such typical ginnie interior in that room

she's qt tho

Manure are going to win today, so lets wait for some shitty deflected goal by Pogba and customers will start claiming he isn't that much of a flop after all. That will be fun

>Norweigan customer encouraging others to commit self-kill
Oh the ironing.

What happened to Januzaj?

he's on loan so he can't play v his parent club