/nfl/ general - THROWBACK DAK edition

KC: Spencer Ware heading for MRI on sore ribs
NYG: Giants could rest some starters in Week 17
BAL: Ravens OLB Terrell Suggs will play in 2017
PIT: Ben wants Steelers to 'get healthy' Week 17
MIA: Ryan Tannehill (knee) now 'day-to-day'
BAL: Steve Smith Sr. goes for 79 yards, TD in loss
PIT: Brown comes alive late, scores game-winner
PIT: Le'Veon racks up 137 yards, two TDs in win
PIT: Ben shakes off INTs, leads game-winning drive
SF: Carlos Hyde tore MCL, done for the season
HOU: Lamar Miller 'not sure' he will play Week 17
PIT: Ladarius Green, Sammie Coates out Week 16

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First for fudge packers a gay

OH HEY FIBULA.

chiefs tbphwy

DIVISION WINNERS INNA HOUSE

>Bunch of Pittsburgh news

Who cares? Rotoworld is shit

What possible reason is there for Cowboys not to rest Dak and Zeke and possibly others tonight?

They played last night, and most teams are resting anyway.

Titans x Raiders bromance coming through, it feels bad knowing the 2 greatest QBs in the NFL got their seasons ruined by two sorry ass AFC South teams

>Titans
>good

Good one.

Who will take the selfies nest week?!?!?

>2 greatest QBs in the NFL

If I were Peyton, I'd have kept playing just to make sure nobody ever breaks my passing yards record.

So did KC and DEN

What if you put Peterson with the Patriots' O-line? Would he break the single season rushing yards record?

Oh hey Cam

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What does he do on the sidelines?

HOL UP

1. Patriots
2. Cowboys
3. Packers
4. Falcons
5. Steelers

9001. Raiders

Carr will be back by the AFCCG

Cool, which game will he be watching?

Brady still has 3 elite years on him. The Patriots will trade Garoppolo for Cleveland second first, draft a Top10 stud and become the best team of the 2010, hands down.

Houston @ New England

Should the Cowpogs rest people tonight. I'm scared of injuries lads.

>42-14

There is no reason not to. Lions will be going 100%.

The chiefs pats score from last year?

Go Raiders!

Bless this team Based Carr and lead them to greatness and condemn those No Fun League heathens

>muh checkdown
>muh faggot qb with a stacked receiving corp
>muh julio jones babby

Literal system babbies, the only qbs that can compare are Kirk Cousins and Drew brees

>but mariota is a murray and o line babby

the titans o line is streaky as fuck beyond Lewan, Conklin has his mean streaks then his weak streaks too, he is still a rookie, and the rest of the line specifically the right guard gave up on the play which led to his injury yesterday and murray benefits from Mariota mroe than Mariota benefits from Murray

Also Carr is just elite

Brees is overrated. He's had like 5 games this year where he's blown ass and he stat pads when he's playing good to compensate

i heard bill belichick cuts people on christmas

Interestingly enough the
>julio jones babby

had a higher passer rating in his second game without jones this year than Carr has ever had in his 3 year career.

So let me get this straight
>chefs beat chorgers
>broncucks beat raidniggers
>chefs win division dropping raidniggers to 5th seed
>Texans vs raiders rematch
>raidniggers don't get bailed out this time
>Texans vs pats rematch
>no niggermeme qb kryptonite for texans
His will be done.
Texans Owl confirmed. Meme magic is real

Oh hey cheater and a choker

also forgot system baby :)

Marv Lewis will get fired and become HC of the Chargers.

Book it.

lel

Why is there a worldwide conspiracy to stop Matt Ryan winning MVP?

becuase of this faggot, any city with black people makes you automatically lose

Because he plays for the Falcons. And people are taking his postseason stigma into account for an award that's supposed to be just for this one regular season.

Dallas better rest some starters this week because Philly ain't having none of that "Dak styles on them shit" this weekend.

>Thrown touchdown passes to 13 different receivers this year
>Thrown 2+ touchdown passes to 10 different receivers this year
>Scored 40+ points in back to back games without Julio

Enough with the "J-J-Julio babby." You're showing how much football you don't watch.

>yfw Jerry Jones makes them start their Starters and Dak gets injured for the playoffs
>yfw the Cowboys go one and done because of Romo

If they start Dak, do it for the NFL Iggles.

win.

>Dak gets cheap shot by the Eagles
>Tony comes on during the divisional round
>shatters his collarbone after 3 plays
>one man comes trotting out to the field
>the crowd begins to chant "SANCHISE" SANCHISE SANCHISE!"

NFC is fairly predictable but who would have guessed for the AFC

i missed a chance to say "you gotta be kaeding me" when the chargers missed that field goal

dang

>tfw no Romo

Can Dak get the flu or something

>About to go to his 7th owl and get his 5th ring

>"y-your a cheater b-brady"

combined rushing and passing TD leaders

1. Aaron Rodgers 40
2. Drew Brees 37
3. Matt Ryan 34
5. Philip Rivers 31
5. Andrew Luck 31

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Rivers is fucking shit.

Alright Broncos it's up to you to stop the Raiders, can ya do it

>implying he hasn't gone to 6 owls and has 4 rings already isnt a fact

>implying +1 to both of those isn't probable

(you)

>Alright Andy Ried it's up to you to choke in the playoffs, can you do it

see

Oh we're posting throwback Daks ? Heres one. Don't worry Stafford will do worse to him.

>t. Struggling to make the playoffs

Stay mad

Stay winless in the Super Bowl you overrated fat fuck

based Ryan giving his practice squad TE his first reception ever

what are they doing?

Chiefs

Rivers is a fucking god

would have 2-3 rings if he had the fortune of good teams/coaches like Belichick, McCarthy, Tomlin or Harbaugh

A dead dog could have 3 rings under belicuck

Beating his ass. But not as bad as Eli did and Stafford will.

Kind of funny you guys push that Carr is elite when he is just a small hand qb that can't play in cold weather.

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Peyton Manning wasn't a defense babby at all and in fact carried his teams (Colts and then Broncos) and thus DESERVED MVP every season?

Meanwhile, Brady's team has a winning record of games he has missed, to the tune of like 75% win%

why would they do that?

>MVP debates

I would like to remind everyone that:
>Matt Ryan is your leading MVP candidate
>Vic Beasley leads the NFL in sacks and forced fumbles
>the Falcons are the #2 seed after facing the toughest schedule in the NFL

a dead dog couldn't pass for 30 TDs every season playing for the injury ward

Agreed, there shouldn't even be a debate

Watch it Belichick.

AFC basically wrapped up a week early. It's like a bye week for all these clinched teams.

^^this

Will Dallas rest starters?

Travis Kelce is the best YAC player in the league

How bad do the Cowboys destroy the Lions playoffs chances today?

This is what the playoffs will finally look like.

Kek no he isnt

>Early in the season in a double-digit win over the Oakland Raiders, Reid called for a TD to 346-pound nose tackle Dontari Poe on a 1-yard backward pass. That play was called "Hungry Pig Right."
>In Sunday's blowout over the Denver Broncos, Reid once again called Poe's number. The massive D-lineman lined up in the Wildcat formation at the goal line and threw a short jump pass to Demetrius Harris to finish the scoring in the 33-10 shellacking.
>The Poe toss play was called "Bloated Tebow Pass," Reid said after the game, recalling the former Broncos QB Tim Tebow, who became known for -- among many things -- the jump pass during his days at Florida.

because he lost to the fucking Eagles when he should be throwing for 500 yards over those CBs

c'mon guy
Julio just had a bad day. He dropped like 4 passes that game. Hasn't happened again has it, desu?

At least Ryan has thrown for 500 yards in a game this season, unlike some "MVP's"

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The Great debate

Eagles allowed 300+ yards only 3 times this season and never before the falcons game
Eli needed to throw it 63 times to crack 300

Dalton threw for 332 without AJ Green. Ryan has no excuses not lighting up the iggles

sounds more like the Broncos are the worst defense in the league

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Based Skip BTFOing cowboys haters once again

is an defensive tackle an athlete?

they literally lead the league in pass yards/game defense

Deep in the red zone and the run game is failing so you have to throw a score.

Who do you trust to throw the touchdown: Trevor Semen or a 350 lb nose tackle?

that is less about being a good passing defense and more about being a shitty rushing defense

why would teams bother passing against the 3rd worst rush defense

Just gonna leave this here

>tom brady vs denver last week
>16/32, 188 yards, 0TD

That's from when Dak got jumped at Mississippi State

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It's a passing league now
So that means effectively shit Blake bortles looks to be a bust, cam is not a prolific passer (although a good qb) and Andrew luck is arguably the greatest over hyped over rated player of all time

It's like getting 10 sacks average for a couple years

It's good but everyone is doing that shit
Nothing exceptional