ITT: WE CONFESS SECRETS V2

ITT: WE CONFESS SECRETS V2

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Last week my wife's best friend told her that she had a vivid and detailed dream about having a threesome with us and when she woke up, she was soaked. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

I guess this is where we go if the current one 404's so here goes.

I know no one will believe this but, I saw with my own two eyes a woman being abducted by aliens.

Maybe you should have the threesome. Or cheat.

Hahahaha. Greentext that shit.

ayyy lmao.

What did "they" look like?
What vehicle/spaceship/UFO did they snatch her in?
Who or where (and when?) did it happen ?

I have proof that Doland Trump is a double agent for Russia.

>So, few years back...Me and a bud, were doing acid...

and you're posting it here?

>topkek.

I think of at least 5 ways to kill myself within the next half hour all the time

I know this meme is as dead as the Dinosaurs but..
Dolan Y u do dis?

so, you're that guy who's always posting the same shit eh?

Won't cheat, but if we can get her up here, drinks at night could get fun. Wife and I have been in a poly relationship before. Didn't work out between my wife and the other girl. If it was her best friend though. I mean her husband is a piece of shit and we provide support most of the time anyway.

Tonight in the previous thread I admitted for the 1st time I was abused as a kid. This is b so I know that's no biggie for anyone. But i feel better getting it out. I also greentxtd the first time I had sex with an adult who wasn't my abuser. So it was actually a memory I liked even though im nohomo. Got me hot so I'm conflicted now

IF ANY OF YOU SEXY COKE LOVERS WANNA KNOW HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR COCAINE AND MAKE IT LAST LONGER, SIMPLY ADD PURE CAFFEINE POWDER TO YOUR COCAINE. IT TURNS IT INTO SUPER COCAINE. 0.2g CAFFEINE INTO 1g COCAINE.

He should share this proof with the faggots over on Sup Forums. guarantee it'll be nothing but REEEEing if they can't disprove.

THIS IS NOW A COCAINE THREAD MOTHERFUCKAZ

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT

no one cares faggot.

kill yourself.

>take this faggot with you.

Get some help. Some of us are here for crazy ass stories from people's lives.

>then mix with sodium bicarbonate, add water, cook on low heat for 20-30 minutes, then let cool, and break up into rocks and smoke that shit.

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

NOTHINGS CRAZIER THAN COCAINE MOTHERFUCKA

greentext us.

Stories? How'd it start, how'd she react to dick?

NOT INTO CRACK ONLY COCAINE, IT WOULD ANYWAYS BE POINTLESS ADDING CAFFEINE INTO COKE IF YOU MAKING CRACK

I had a little 12yo loli gf for a little while too. She wasn't wife's best friends daughter. We had a secret relationship for about a year when we decided to call it quits. She initiated everything we did sexually. I felt guilty everyone but was the best sex I ever had. That was about 5 years ago. We moved about 14 hours away. Last I heard she became a big slut in high school and think she's had an abortion already. Lost her looks with age.

Kill yourself with a bullet in your mouth. Not because of the story just I don't like you.

...

I had no idea Samuel L. Jackson browses Sup Forums until today.

I want to fuck my teacher do bad, I can think of nothing else. She is chubby, but her curves are so sexy.

How did the first time go?

Maybe you want some crack with a little zing, I don't care what the fuck you're into.

Wait what?

Ive fucked my 15 yo cousin im 21

>25.
>be good looking fag/ fit.
>(not anymore btw)
>crush on me.
>know her mother.
>so she's around sometimes.
>one day alone talking about gfs and bfs.
>long conversation.
>ffwd...
>asks me if i have girlfriend.
>tell her no.
>ask her is she has boyfriend.
>says no.
>ask her if wants to be my gf.
>says yes.
>acquire 12 gf.

>Nice life you got there

Have you considered suicide?

WHEN MAKING CRACK ALL IMPURITIES ARE DISSOLVE AND ALL YOU'RE LEFT WITH IS PURE COKE SO ADDING CAFFEINE WOULD BE POINTLESS MOTHERFUCKA

Your teach is an unattractive Adele clone.
>And I would fuck Adele
>I would fuck Adele like she was my wife
>I would fuck Adele like she was my wife I've been married to for 30 years, fathered 12 children with and has murdered another woman who sought to kill me and ruin my family's life so I owe her a debt of gratitude I could never fully express because I love her so much and even though our 12 children have turned her vagina into basically an open man hole, I still go down on her because I love her and nothing will ever tear us apart.

Oднa иcтopия oхyитeльнee дpyгoй пpocтo.

I DON'T CARE
NOBODY DOES
OD
DIE

Look who is here!

yeh yeh cool.

>whats a boner?

plz continue

She's motherly, but lovely and sexy. Looks better thsn this picture.

And who is he?

That's Fucked even by 4chans standards. That dude deserves better.

donald trump is that you?

IM TEACHING THESE MOTHERFUCKAZ YOU FAGGOT

Shit mate. Against my best judgement I'll repost for you. Be warned, its fucking gay. Now I've shared it on Sup Forums will probably tell me missus this weekend.

> be me, male 12 or 13, been couple years since I was abused
> walking through new area thats opened up near my home
> new street with about 10 houses being built
> always fun to explore on weekend coz no ones ever about about
> just looking to steal stuff and walk through the houses
> see up ahead a tradie sawing shit or something
> I get a weird feeling
> not sure what to do, feel a little stalky
> miring his body. Surprises me to be doing that.
> decide fuck it, I'm shit scared but just wanna talk or hang with him
> he sees me coming, gives me a nod and gets back to his job
> I walk up
> 'what's up kid'
> hi! Do you need any help or anything?
> 'nah its not safe mate. Thx but I'm heaps busy'
> oh can I just hang around a little, I'm a bit bored
> he gives me a look like 'wtf? I'm not a babysitter' but says 'OK just don't get in my way I'm pretty flat out.'
> strange conversation. I spill my spaghetti.
> he offers me a can of coke from his esky
> I like this guy. He's pretty cool.
> after about 10 mins he says 'well you better go bud, been nice talking but I've got too much to do.'
> OK mister, can I help you another time?
> 'nah mate, thanks but. I'm only here today to finish this job, won't be back.'
> I'm dying inside. Have decided I wanna fool around with him but can't make a move. And he's not gonna offer. Gotta do something coz I won't see him again

I got lost in what I was writing toward the end of that
and I forgot what I was writing about and didn't know until I posted it.

nigger detected.

any nudes of the kid?

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samefag is same.

he does this shit in EVERY FUCKING THREAD. kek.

Кeк.

DUBZ OF TRUTH, BUT NOT A NIGGER I'M IRISH BOIIII

I have college to go to but instead I'm on Sup Forums

> so hes trying to get me to fuck off
> I genuinely like his company and am attracted to him even though he's double my age
> I was already a schemer and quickly come up with a lie 'I don't wanna go, I get hit at home. (Was actually true). Can I just sit here for a little longer, I won't bother you or get in your way. Promise'
> he gives me a 'you poor fucking bastard' look
> 'shit mate I'm sorry, OK you can stay a bit longer. But I can't talk or anything.'
> sweet!
> I just sit on the footpath, eventually ask if I can have another coke
> he seems annoyed and says 'I'm not a charity, I can't be giving all my stuff away.'
> I walk up and he hands me the drink
> 'I could do something to you to pay for it'
> he stops what he's doing and gives me a real weird look, like that's a weird AF thing for a kid to say
> 'what? What are you talking about?'
> getting ready to run off in case he wants to kick the shit out of me I say 'I could do something to you.'
> huh? Like what?
> um. I put my hand forward slowly to his crotch
> he doesn't stop me but I think its coz he's shocked
> 'wtf are you doing kid? Get your hand away. That's not on. That's foul.'
> I put my hand back to my side. Just stand there in front of him.
> couple seconds passed, he finally says 'what were you doing there?'
> he's looking at me in a completely different way. I feel him eyeing me up and down.
> 'I um wanted too, um, was gonna.' I've totally lost it. Can't form words.
> he puts his hand on my arm
> I feel like I've just had an electric shock
> I reach forward for his crotch, just press against his shorts. He looks up and down the street

i'm working on a robot. The secret is
> I'm putting substantial effort into building the vagina.

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How old was the guy?

have you never wrapped a microwaved (to 38C) chicken breast and wrapped it around your dick?

thats your vagina design right there.

People think I'm smart because I have pretty good intuition but I'm actually basically retarded and can barely take care of myself.

15

Go shit in your hat. Fucking twat

YOU'LL GET STS DOING THAT YOU FAGGOT

> am rubbing the front of his stubbies he's freaked out. Obviously conflicted, looks like he's about to throw me down and fuck off
> but also he's deffo getting hard
> says to me 'come inside'
> the walls of the house are up but there are no doors, we walk in
> he looks down the street one last time then turns to me
> 'kid what are doing? What's going on?
> I can't talk for some reason, real fucking nervous. Just look at him and then look to the ground.
> he walks over in front of me. Puts my hand back on his crotch.
> I reach into the leg of his stubbies, just fap him over his grundies.
> he says come over here, stands next to a window so he can see out to the street and sits me down on a fold out chair.
> he pulls the front of his shorts down, takes his cock out
> haven't seen one in a couple years. Feel excited this time around coz its on my terms. He seems like a good guy and isn't hurting me
> I slowly fap him for a bit, he's looking down with an amazed look on his face, like he can't believe what's going on
> gives me words of encouragement, says he's enjoying it
> I lean forward and open my mouth
> put my lips around him
> he let's out a huge groan. 'Faaaaark.'
> I know technique, just slowly bob back and forth, keep up a steady rhythm.
> he's got one hand on his cock, his other on the side of my face
> I've gotta stop hurting my jaw a little
> he's not saying anything, just rubbing his dick against my face. Obviously waiting for me to regroup, he wants to get it back in my mouth asap
> I go back to work. Pull his pants down some more so now his balls are free too. Put my hands on his bare arse
> just stay focused on his cock. He is fucking rock hard,diamonds. Saying nothing, just letting out some sighs and a few grunts.
> then his breathing changes, hes started fucking my mouth.
> I don't have to move my head, he's just pumping me now
> he harder, even more harder now
> yep, I know this, I recognise this shit, he's close to coming

Everyone in my life thinks I've been clean for two years but I've escalated to a 10g a day heroin habit since 2016 and haven't stopped for a day

38C are pretty big for chicken breasts

Wait so he was like an apprentice?

Me 12 or 13, he would a been about 23-25. Typical surfer tradie type of guy. Kinda blonde matted hair.

SWITCH OVER TO COCAINE YOU JUNKIE FAGGOT

Are you from Aus?

youtube.com/watch?v=DinEKqtCDkg

Why are you pretending to be me when that question was clearly directed to me?

Used to buy weed of a couple of "friends".
One day hanging out to smoke.
Went around to their house... no fucking answer at door.
Called them up.
For some reason had the wrong number and got some asian guy.
See balcony door is open.
Climb.
Enter.
Search.
Score.
Exit.
Go home get stoned.
Call them the next day, correct number this time, asking for weed.
No one ever knew.

I shoot cocaine, I'm worse with it, I actually function without the speedball better, been about three or four months since I did a speed ball

It took about a good 4-5 months of playful flirting before anything g serious happened. I would watch her and my kids a lot while my wife and her mom would go out drinking. She would always say she wanted to kiss me and I would laugh it off saying "I want to kiss you too, but we both know I'm married". I thought it was all just playful nonsense, and she was just a young girl with an innosent crush. The first time we did kiss we were lying together under a blanket, she leaned her head over and it just happened. I told her I was sorry and we shouldn't have done that. We didn't kiss again for about another month. She asked if we could be a 'secret boyfriend and girlfriend'. Sex started not long after. I found out from my wife that her mom caught her looking at porn. She asked me one day "can we do boyfriend girl friend stuff" I asked "like what" and she said "you know, have sex?"

LOL stubbies, grundies, tradie, mate. wtf are you on ofcourse he fucking Australian. I'm Canberra btw

38 degrees celsius, my burger friend.

you are not me, i am me.

Then who am I?

then you get sexually transmitted salmonella

a troll. stop trying to be me fag.

Ever since I was a kid, and still occasionally to this day, I've eaten the ice buildup in my shitty freezer. It's good, not anything like eating an ice cube, it basically feels exactly like what it is. Slow buildup of ice over a long period of time. It's crisp and cool like iceberg lettuce. Which is why I like it. I mostly store vegetables in the freezer though, am I somewhat safe? I haven't noticed any illnesses caused by it before.

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

> my mouth is getting sore again but I don't mind, can keep going til he comes
> and then he just stops
> takes his dick out of my mouth and says. 'Kid wtf is going on here. This is so wrong.'
> I don't mind, I'm enjoying it. You can keep going.
>'have you done this before?'
> yeah
> 'fucken hell, what is wrong with you kids today.
> keep going. I'll never tell anyone.
> he stops for a few moments and it looks like he's trying to decide
> 'fuck it, if you're happy to do this mate, let's get back to it.'
> he takes me into the back room carrying the chair with him. Pulls his shorts and undies right off and sits down.
> opens his legs up puts the shorts on the floor in between his legs and motions me to rest my knees on them.
> I'm fine with that, easier to do it this way.
> also means I can fap myself
> get my face btwn his legs
> mouth latches straight onto his cockhead.
> he lets out a real low groan, like he's thinking this is bad and wrong and kinda gross but fuck it, let's go
> I'm wanking him as I suck up and down.
> he is going to town, pushing his arse up pumping my mouth
> I having a sly tug
> those noises hes making are getting longer
> I'm getting excited, like way excited. I'm close to coming.
> both his hands go on the back of my head. I can't actually move.
> I've just got my mouth wide open as he sits in front of me and fucks away
> 'oh boy, oh boy, I'm coming.'
> he's going real fast now. I put my hands on the base of his cock trying to slow him down
> before I know it he's firing into my mouth
> lets out a big moan
> I try to swallow, but just can't, too much, I wasn't ready, and its gross anyway
> his cocks throbbing, Im trying my best
> still moaning away
> lets out a couple more 'fucks' and his body shudders
> am happy to stay sucking but he pushes me off
> he goes real cold
> kid you gotta get outta here
> he realises I've got a released boner and have a hand on it
> hes disgusted
> I leave + fap in a vacant house on the way home

You're the one pretending to be me, loser. Seriously get a life.

i have done it many times and I have never gotten sick.

you just mad I get more chicken breast than you faggot.

>You're the one pretending to be me, loser. Seriously get a life.

nice try troll. now kindly fuck off and let me tell my story. its kind of like therapy for me.

I've been fuck buddies with a girl who's ex-boyfriend cheated on her with me. Hell, we banged because we were trying to clear the air about what happened but always proud to give a girl her first lesbian experience anyway.

Yeah mate. Bananabender.

This guy gets it. I don't need to change my writing for Americans or Poms.

i'm laughing at what he'll do when he finds out

you got me there, i am indeed very jealous. i wish i could fuck some proper sexy chicken breast instead of my stupid gf

tits or gtfo

I often go as far as to want more like, in Mexico

>Be me 19 yo guy
>bisexual but straight acting
>girlfriend of 2 years doesnt know
>i dont know where but she developed a fetish for femdom.
>In the past 8 months i have devolved into the bitch in the relationship.
>meanwhile my friends and family still think i wear the pants in the relationship
>You see my girlfriend is very subtle about it
>recently she learned that i was Bi
>not even a week after she starts talking about cuckolding
>fml.jpg
>My traditional catholic family believes me and my girlfriend have a healthy relationship
>Nobody knows the truth except me and her
>recently got cucked, turned me on so hard.
>i just relegated to an even lower level of standing in the relationship.
>Meanwhile family and friends are oblivious.

Are you actually being serious? how much longer are you going to continue this shit? now it's your story? are you trying some reverse therapy type of shit by saying i'm troll