Toast roast me Sup Forums

toast roast me Sup Forums
>protip
you can

Oh my fucking god

what?

>can't*
Why roast you again when you come pre-cooked?

again? why the fuck are the same people coming to my thread, how many people is on Sup Forums?

nigga you look like an oldschool pedo

Thank you, but i'm no pedo tho.

about 5

Just your everyday magic player

5 what?

Close enough

>magic player
what is that?

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someone needs to show you how to properly groom your fingernails

can you help me?

i knew it fucker.

there are most likely thousands of videos on youtube for that

nah i'm not autistic tho, i want your help, can you send me vids how to do it?

This isn't Sup Forums, plus lame haircut/10

this is pol newfag.. and i really got a 10? damn you're kind

>not autistic

I thought you said you weren't autistic

Get a fucking hair cut

Ya gotta understand, Carl here can't get a haircut, cause most of them have no electricity in zombie apocalypse world.

THANK YOU, someone finally some understand..
I'm in a zombie apocalypse trying to survive and you're sitting there on yo fat ass all day long and dreaming about small lolis you pedo

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oh my, howdy you get that?

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ayy, thanks for wasting your time just for me

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bootyful! can't belive someone is wasting time just for meh.