How do you compare to me?

How do you compare to me?

What the fuck is it ?

Looks like a dolphin..a small one.

Why are you showing us a beluga whale?

Get that phimosis checked out.

My car gets better gas mileage and don't have dolphins in it

I drive an Audi S5

Is it at-least big? o:

It appears to be a smaller car. Probably a two door 4 banger

I have Jesus on my side.

thanks for the keks

Phimosis
HAHAHAHAH!!

Mine is buttercream.

another great example of the "master race"

>reverse image search
>no results

How do you get your vagina to extend outwards like that? Mine just sucks things in.

your ass is not a vagina. and stop trying to make us think you don't poop. if unicorns poop, so do you.

is that penis planning a robbery?

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looks like a flour sack

You need your foreskin cut, nigga.

No head no penis

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Mines better

I live alone in a decent apartment, have a small circle of friends I see at least once a week, and I didn't just post my dick on the internet.

Boom! Checkmate, atheists!

Circumcised masterrace

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I usually wear tights, not boxers.

You really shouldnt use superglue to masturbate

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what a legend

nice, you almost hit 14 centimetres

>dry and chapped
Ok mr jew. I'll cut mine too