How do you compare to me?
How do you compare to me?
What the fuck is it ?
Looks like a dolphin..a small one.
Why are you showing us a beluga whale?
Get that phimosis checked out.
My car gets better gas mileage and don't have dolphins in it
I drive an Audi S5
Is it at-least big? o:
It appears to be a smaller car. Probably a two door 4 banger
I have Jesus on my side.
thanks for the keks
Phimosis
HAHAHAHAH!!
Mine is buttercream.
another great example of the "master race"
>reverse image search
>no results
How do you get your vagina to extend outwards like that? Mine just sucks things in.
your ass is not a vagina. and stop trying to make us think you don't poop. if unicorns poop, so do you.
is that penis planning a robbery?
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looks like a flour sack
You need your foreskin cut, nigga.
No head no penis
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Mines better
I live alone in a decent apartment, have a small circle of friends I see at least once a week, and I didn't just post my dick on the internet.
Boom! Checkmate, atheists!
Circumcised masterrace
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I usually wear tights, not boxers.
You really shouldnt use superglue to masturbate
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what a legend
nice, you almost hit 14 centimetres
>dry and chapped
Ok mr jew. I'll cut mine too