Hey, so I am pretty wasted right this second

Hey, so I am pretty wasted right this second.

But! I am sitting in my back water local bar, and I have a default monopoly on the jukebox for another few songs.

I am working the whole time and country, the Pink Floyd, and some mid-90s pop hits.

I just wanted to share the somewhat perfect and majestic feeling of owning a bar I playing the correct songs on the jukebox.

I am not a native to Sup Forums, but I would like to challenge you all:

What are your best killer jukebox hits? What songs do you play when you want to take ownership of the bar that you are in?

For me, it is a subtle mix of big iron by Marty Robbins, wish you were here by Pink Floyd, and Blackwater by the Doobie Brothers.

Show me what you got, Sup Forums

If u really wanna be king jukebox you gotta hit that shit like the fonz

Dude, I am killing it and getting the occasional random compliments from strangers.

It is literally impossible for me to ask for more.

The only question is "why the fuck did I play at aint't misbehaving by fats Waller"?

"Superstition by Stevie wonder" is halfway decent.

But surely, somewhere there is the RIGHT SONG to play. If only my musical knowledge was a little bit wider, maybe I would be able to make the right thing....

It wasn't much but I played "fuck you by CeeLo Green".

And somehow, these gentle redneck people had not heard the song before. Therefore it was not over plate, and they enjoyed it?!

How the fuck does stuff like this happen?

Overplayed.

Damn you, voice-to-text.

Currently playing: "rocking the suburbs by Ben Folds".

For the low price of $10, I have become the de facto DJ of the evening.

BOW BEFORE ME, DENIZENS OF MY TINY BAR

Y'all don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white

Y'all don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white

Y'all don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white

YA'll DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE, BEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS AND WHITE

Oh, fuck me. Why did I think I Ray Charles was a good idea???

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Congratulations Sup Forums, if you are following this thread that you are one of the unlucky chosen few pictures to follow on my misguided quest through a small night jukebox playing at my tiny, country bar.

Dare you contribute to the thread?

P U S S I E S , all ya'll

Surprisingly? The fats Waller is not that bad. But I suppose that I am strongly biased in favor of it.

But then again, there was always a place for "Okie from Muskogee" in a tiny, country bar.

Rock on merle Hagard, you magnificent bastard.

But for real, how can your god-given taste be worth a good god damn if you don't share with strangers ?

Gordon Lightfoot was definitely a mistake.

Perhaps I should overcompensate with some "rage against the machine"?

Strong negative on that one.

"Glycerin" by Pearl Jam is good enough for the time being.

They bought me a drink!

Ya'll negroes are quiet, y'all.

S P E A K U P YA'LL

Or forever hold your peace.

You all must think I have some kind of sense of shame?

L O L O L O L O L O L

No shame to be found here, brocephus.

There is some sort of wrap playing on the jukebox now? Sadly, I have been superseded. But I had a glorious two hours.

You all faggots and cowards.

All I know for sure is that I had a amazing time tonight.

And you wussy cowards, either could not or would not share it with me.

Yellow, all of you.

Red, green, and blue