Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun

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Claiming best girl

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still here just playing some vidya

that one's cute

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nice

Claim

Shielder claimed~

Your picture reminds me of this picture, it's cute.

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Hello ^=^
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hey kon whats new?

Anyone saying they're claiming best girl is obviously lying, I'm the only one claiming Tohka here

Best rack in this thread. Good to see you.

Watching videos with the bf right now, nothing much new, my stray cats had kittens so I've been obsessing over that a bit lately. what about you?

Best bwaka. What drew you to her?

ha losers

She looks stunning and she's so nice and caring. She's a bit jealous tho

thank you :3
best dal, but im fond of miku
kitties!!!
nothing new with me. what are you watching?

Nothing wrong with a bit of jealousy if it's because of you. She looks and sounds like waifu material.

Mash~!
>hug

It is.

True that

They're small :o

Right now, just playing anime stuff cuz he's a weeb. Have you been doing well at least?

Protect that smile and don't let her go hungry.

I won't let her go hungry, that's for sure, as for protecting her well I will but she can handle herself in a fight, which is another thing I like about her

>>large sword
Yeah, I don't wanna be on her bad side. Holding her own in a fight is good, but after a tough battle, it's good to look after her too.

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You feeling better?

You're right, I'll take care of her, wouldn't want best girl to be sad after all

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No.

Yep, she might have the threats covered, but keeping her in good spirits is always important. As a bonus, your best girl gives you more best smiles.

>hugs you tighter
ive been doing well, its pretty boring here right meow with nothing to do
cute kitties!
is it only two kittles?

That's quite unfortunate

ily headpat

ily2 freaks out

I'm here to talk to you headpats intensify

2 newborns, lots of other strays come by tho

I'm going to nap, take care

i dont know what to talk about anymore!
those poor kitties, please dont become a crazy cat lady!

I suppose so.

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I remember you mentioned inflaming for a customer. I assume you work at a bakery? I'd love to visit it.

What's gotten you down anyways?

Rory.

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Rem

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Yui's enthusiasm is real.
A cute though.

Have you edited all those photos yourself? That's some serious dedication to your husbando.

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yes i work at a bakery~
its not hard but we do get a lot of traffic, i would love for you to visit

How are you?

Is it big name or just a local bakery? I'd buy you and some cupcakes.

Mash!

grade A waifu 10/10

waifu below this is shit V

Warming up to head into work. And hows things with you?
You're waifu a shit

Is this some kinda bote or something?

its local!
b-buy... me?
Tomo!!

How are you today?

Still have a long day to go, kinda hellish.

Yes, anything wrong with that? Other than human trafficking and a needed consent form yada yada...

I'm interested in it.

very lonely...
hbu?
are you going to give me a nice cage?

>Lee hand press: $50

>100 pack of 62 grain FMJ bullets: $19

>1,000 mil-spec primers: $40

having a cool as fuck hobby to show to the lolis who 'wind up' in your room: priceless

>Misaki Claimed

A collar and a leash is all you need~

Ah. Working or practice?

Both
>Rem

I'm just laying in bed right now talking to you.

i could use a new gun right about now
pink or no deal!

>>lolis
>>degeneracy intensifies

Papa Franku is officially claimed

Pink leather and spikes!

Mood swings mostly, tests helped.

Thank you

Hi misaki

Oh joy. I got a long day of work, but then some chillout time with friends. We get together every Wednesday night for drinks and food.

im laying on my bed too~
last month a wolverine gobble up my guinea pig
l-leather? youre spoiling me meow~

Knowing you, you'd just have a bunch of lewd uses for it.
I mean, she wasn't *that* young...
Yui chan

I didn't even know you had one. How did that happen?

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:(
It came back

You'll pull through.

I've been getting less sleep, even more since I got actual practice now.

Keep meowing and I'll have to buy you a tail and cat ears~
That's really sad about your guinea pig.

Sure I will, just to fall back down again... and again... and again...

Is it enough sleep though? You gotta take care of yourself.

hunting food can be lewd!
i dont know, really, i was really sad, i heard him squeak and saw him being rip to shreds from my window.
>this all happened in my parents' house
my dad keeps a gun by the door and I took and hunting it down, then i injured it and dragged it back while kicking it then i tied it up and burned it alive
nyah!
i like to meow, i dont know why
and thank you, im still really sad about him, he used to walk all over me

You should always keep little guys like that in a cage

sorry for bad grammar its hard typing on phone
i let him walk around every where

Well, what have we here

twin!!!!

It's ok mash I understand. Well they were probably cute at least

So another Mash wasn't a urban legend afterall.. But alas, I have work so I must cut this short

It can't get worse, you only get used to it.

I don't sleep enough anyways.

>brutal
I'd make you my P̶u̶s̶s̶y̶ cat~

In true Mash fashion, you must flash your tits and then suddenly leave.

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Need to work on that. Any particular reason you have trouble?

>got 5 minutes till I leave for work

WHERE IS BARD, WHERE IS TP WHERE IS NIGGY AND KON?

IM SO LOST

i just glad i found the wolverine and gave it a fitting punishment
i still want to get a giant malamute, but im moving into an apartment soon and it might not fit
wait theres another mash! no!
nyah~
>paws are you!

oh something just came up and i have to go, bye!!

Except it does get worse.

Look at 8, they are likely there

That's great news. Hope you love your new apartment and bye.