Move to america

>move to america
>get shot

>get wife
>beat wife

>all your friends hate you
>when you die they all love you

>all your friends are dead
>gets pushed through the edge

>move to america
>get extreme cocaine addiction to the point of psychosis

>move to america again
>get cancer and die

if you unironically listen to that stupid midget then I hate you

thanks for the tasty high res

>Die young
>Remembered for greatness

>Die old
>Remembered for that shit pile you released with metallica

why is this song so good

Has anyone read this?

>tfw will never subside on a diet of nothing but milk and coke for an entire year in 70s LA
>tfw will never be so coked out of your fucking eyeballs you forget an entire year of your life

Feels kind of bad man

>in the 60s he could have fucked literally any girl on the planet
>choose to fuck Yoko Ono instead

>tfw will never make a genius album AND film and not even remember fucking making them

I bought the hardcover edition just so I could use it to beat my wife.

lol, yeah. I read that a long, long time ago for a project back in elementary school.

>>Implying New York is not a colony.

He was a closet gay and Yoko dominated him (gently).

Christ, he has a better ass than Yoko

It's not and we could decimate your tiny island in a matter of hours, user. We would but we don't need to because you're already doing it to yourself, britbong.

hot damn son

kek

Yoko doesn't even look Japanese. Is she even ethnically Japanese?

That's what love does to your brain. Fucking terrible thing, love is-- I've seen many a great person completely destroyed by it, and yet people still want to try it. He was so fucked by it he even wrote a song called "all you need is love". Isn't that sickening and sad?

One less commie.