So I just captured a spider in a bottle and peed in the bottle to kill it...

So I just captured a spider in a bottle and peed in the bottle to kill it, I was hoping to watch it drown but instead it just froze and seemed to instantaneously die, went through a ton of effort to pee in it too, I don't have a dick so I can't just plug it in the bottle and pee.

Is there any reason why it just insta dies, I was kinda hoping to watch it drown.

>I don't have a dick
Then what are you?

I want to know everything there is to know about you and buy you cool shit.

An object.

Why?

Idk... I've moved on. Who knows what could've been. Goodbye my love.

:)

A sex object?

a female, what the fuck else would i be?

You smell that? That's bait.

spiders cant drown
also kys

TITS/TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

An apache attack helicopter.

Yeah!! A real answer, thank you.

Dammit... now I'm hard.

Worthless

You must be new here.
>T.O.G.T.F.O.

We have a female autist

...

pics or it didn't happen

Tits or GTFO

Show pic of vagoo with timestamp while peeing please.

Smells fishy.

Did it retracted it's legs or fall on it's back?

Cause some spiders can play possum.

Ah shit, I guess it played possum, I'll remember that next time, thanks user :)

there are no girls on the internet

bumpo