ITT we give ourselves superpowers and others set limitations

ITT we give ourselves superpowers and others set limitations.

I'll start: Invisibility

Only when no one is watching you.

useless though.

exactly

You have a completely normal shadow.

That's the point desu

The powers of Plastic Man

Elasticity

But only when your eyes are closed.

Reverse my aging at any time

The power to control the opposite sex through mind control

If you go invisible when no one is watching, then you can stay invisible since no one can no longer watch you.

Only works on cats

The power to successfully bait on forums without getting banned.

You have to die first

>microplastics floating in the ocean are now your body

You forever stay invisible.

The ability to seduce women

You are a nigger Jew

But only as long as you can hold your breath.

The ability to shit out large gold bricks.

you have no bones

For other men

...

Ok OP. You smell like 10 years of taco farts all the time.
Mine: My dick cures cancer.

It turns them lesbian

Teleportation what's its limits b

It only works on largely obese radical feminists.

Your brittle to ductile temperature is at about 200°C.

its been done

u mad white goim?

hemorrhoids

but gives aids

Only works on trannies

I can fly.

Ouch.

You can only teleport once a day within a radius of 300 miles, served.

Jesus

they come without warning and are jagged

It hurts, destroys your toilet and brings the value of gold lower and lower. Libertarians hate you.

but only straight upwards.

telekinesis

by sucking all cancer into your dick.

So you have to die of old age in order to use your powers or kys

>The ability to shit out large gold bricks.
You have to swallow large gold bricks the same size the day before.

But it hurts like hell because you're shitting large gold bricks.

Telekenesis.

You can feel yiur limbs being stretched.

Survive a jump from any height

For as long as you can hold your breath.

thats fucking brilliant

you can only teleport your own body. no clothes or carried items

Only on /pol

Any non bait related post gets you permabanned.

Time control. Betch!

>but having no cock

the power of almond activation

Your clothes stay visible. You can't be invisible without wearing ridiculous clothing.

...

they still smell like fresh shit and are illegal nazi gold

Anywhere at any time, instantly. But you have to know the exact coordinates of your atoms and move them.

Your brain maturity is also lost with age.

Telekinesis

He said at any time, you gave only a certain time that it could be used.

Teleportation to anywhere in the world

Bra that's a sounds like an actual draw back of teleporting

Oh shit its the guy who always calls dibs on time control. Each time you use it, your life expectancy decreases considerably.

You can only stop time by holding in your pee

Removes the amount of time you reverse by from someone you're very close to. Will not work without loved ones.

Your dick becomes flacid when you use the ability.

Immunity to addiction

Only jumps, no falls, plummets or dives.

Ever time you teleport you lose an inch off your dick

To dogs

You can't stretch yourself, you can only be stretched.

The effects of your powers are vulnerable to any and all SJW gender politics.

Your baiting abilities have to be replenished by thoughtfully responding to shitposters.

You can't turn your powers of seduction off. Ever.

This sounds like it already has enough of a drawback.

Your words cause cancer.

Your abilities have a roughly 1 mile accuracy range.

You are never allowed to visit the same day twice as a time traveler.

The ability to pause time and consciousness of people while being the only person who can move around

Except you're a faggot

Im sure you can use it to go anywhere within that distance radius, I see limit, not drawback.

>but you die everytime so its just a clone

It takes millenia to activate one almond

The power to change my appearance drastically at will.

IN the world.

You have no bones

But you are always black.

You have no bones

An eternity manipulating young lovers into more eternity.

Okay, nevermind.

You cannot control what height you teleport to. You may even teleport into the ground.

Unleashes unbearable pain when changing appearance

Necromancy

Sex no longer feels good, nothing does, your brains reward circuitry degenerates.

i can run fast as jusian bolt

When making eye contact with someone, you can read their minds and look into their subconscious.

your visible to everyone except one person at the time.

No matter how hard you try, you'll always be obese and wear a fedora.

the power to painlessly kys at will

you lose your powers in water.

The power to have no limitations

You pause consciousness, but never make an impact.

your heart stays its original age.

Every second of every day, you hear a whisper of "faggot".

Necrophagy, first.

Eyewear of any type makes telepathy take longer to have an effect making everyone question why a weirdo is always staring at them.

but their subconscious looks back at you

Can willingly read minds

Within the first day you lose your faith in mankind and kill yourself.

You have no bones

You have to wait a day for time to "catch back up."

You acquire a very pungent, recognizable smell.

All of their thoughts are performed for you in a Gilbert Gottfried like deafining screech.

Only when you're both in outer space.
The power to turn rocks into stones.

It melts their brain when you break the link.

cant break eye contact or else you die.

You can only teleport to OP's house.