We all where newfags one day

We all where newfags one day.
How did you end up on this site?
And what was your first
thoughts?

Where*

Just a depressed faggot who looked for unusual shit online here.

Looking for porn in 2015. Found Sup Forums gif section . What a day to live

on Sup Forums or Sup Forums specifically?
at first i went to /w/ and /wg/, came here looking for, duh, wallpapers.
it was... long ago. i was in uni, and am 33 now.

Found it as an edgy 15 year old
First thought: "Oh, it's all just porn"

somebody told me its funnyer than 9gag and it was true so i kept browsing Sup Forums instead of 9 gag

i hate to admit it, but i was on funnyjunk in 2007 and saw a screenshot from here. been lurking ever since.

Was yesterday your first day?

You are still an edgy 15 year old faggot

My dad showed it to me a while ago. He had told was a really oldfag and that's why he had called me a faggot when I was a teenager. Been on ever since 2008. I miss the gore

i went here when m00t started it at the end of 2003, because it was the best place for hentai.

My brother used to use this site for porn cause threads die and no one can trace the history and I would go on the next day to scavenge for scraps (I was around 12 at the time). Eventually I just started using it myself (didn't before cause it had a bad rep). Basically found a lot of people like me with similar interests and been using it since. Now I hate that places like Sup Forums are full of porn. I just wanna have fun here

This is now an act like a newfag thread XD

a friend told about Sup Forums because of some pokemon shit
> dont go on Sup Forums
dats weird shit on there

so i did come here
and i stayed

I saw screencaps from various other websites which made me believe it's an interesting place. Sup Forums is now mostly porn dumps but I keep coming back because my retarded primate brain can't imagine doing anything else with an incomprehensively powerful computing device and unrestricted access to all human knowledge.

When I came here for the first time it was to find some good gore. And in that time it was easier to find gore and memes than all that god damn porn shit that u see now. I lost all hope in humanity when I saw that people are requesting xray photoshops on photos of girls.

And I also liked the time whe did shit together like spamming polls.

(Still waiting for that Hitler did nothing wrong mountain dew flavor)

so when was your first day here?
last night?

Hopped on in the summer one fateful day in like, 2015. I was interested because of screencaps and the like. Been here ever since.

Came for the news.
Balloon boy. Shit was cash.

I was playing EverQuest 2, had a great guild of hardcore players. Had a fury who I grouped with all the time named Jaggedpaw, and he told me Paul McCartney had died in 1966 and was replaced with a lookalike. I asked him where this unholy info had come from, and he told me Sup Forums.org, with the warning "You see things that cam never be unseen, don't go". A decade later, I wish I would've listened

after a night with one of my friends, he told me to hold a piece of paper infront of my chest. i asked what this is for and he told me about Sup Forums. end of my social life.