>be me >be about 13 >be touching myself in the shower before school >feelsgood.jpg >notice slimy stuff coming out of my dick >little spurt comes out into hand >ohshit.rar >look around, don't know what to do with the stuff >jump out of the shower >see lotion bottle >start wiping the substance into the bottle >relief.jpg >be next day, start touching myself in the shower again >grabs bottle >hereitcomes.exe >puts the tip right into the bottle >be a few months later after doing this every morning >lotion bottle never gets full >mom tells me she's having another baby >little sister born with severe disabilities >be 25 >be taking a shower >get out, look over at random bottle >shitstowel.jpg >realize my mom got pregnant with my semen >mfw my retarded sister is my daughter
What do I do, Sup Forums?
Luis Bennett
Son, you are a homosex.
Ian Russell
anhero
Connor Mitchell
kill yourself
Liam Long
Semen can't survive that long outside of a vagina.
Fake n gay
Liam Fisher
wtf is wrong with you
Christopher Price
...
Alexander Barnes
+ gay
Nicholas Morales
Dam! So now your mom has to take care of two retards?
Jayden Robinson
>shitstowel.jpg kek
Dominic Sanchez
Post penis op
Thomas Rivera
Do you really believe this happened? The lotion would kill the sperm. They cannot live outside of a body more than a few hours. This is common health class knowledge. But being 13 you would not have had this class yet. Also underage /ban.
Benjamin Price
Nice pasta. OP is a pussy.
Jeremiah Martin
Semen can only live for about an hour at most.
And unless your mom was rubbing that shit deep in her vagina, that wouldn't have happened either way. And nobody needs to apply lotion like that.
Caleb Hughes
">be me, be 13" Later on: ">be 25" moron detected
Justin Reyes
>be op >never tell a lie Ignoramus identified.
Cameron Sanchez
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Asher Morales
good god
Luis Hughes
Fuck you, to post something like this he has to still be 13. get gud you fag!
Lucas Wilson
Semen eventually die and start to rot away, if you keep a lotion bottle long enough, it'll be quite easy to distinguish a good odour from a real lotion bottle compared with a disgusting cummed lotion bottle rotting of jizz
Even if your mother would rub it over hear body, how is semen actually get into her vagina? Assuming your mother has a normal vajayjay, the 'entrance' is normally closed. Also, considering a female egg cell is only able to get fecundiated during the ovulation period, chances of getting pregnant dramatically decrease (even actual people having sex for reproduction have trouble to 'get pregnant' for that matter)
TL;DR odds are too small OP, try harder greentexting
Xavier Gomez
that was genuinely funny.
Nolan Watson
It happened.
Charles White
your post got me horny
Ryder Brooks
Sorry retard, while true about op being a lying fag. He is 25 now, not 13.