Ask me a question. And then tell me something about you. Then i'll ask you a question...

Ask me a question. And then tell me something about you. Then i'll ask you a question. And pretty soon we will be having a conversation. Not good enough? I'll start posting naked women from my computer to get this thing going

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the first song that comes to your head

mine right now is Deja Vu Affair from Sofi Tukker, I love listening to it in a cold night

girl in the window by mark lenover. check it out he is pretty underated

What is your favorite beverage?

>that puffy pussy

MOOOOOOODS

humans are magnificent creatures

Why would you call mods over a puffy pussy

and the one in question is emily bloom i believe, and she is over 18

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is zero a number?

>virgin detected

>Ask me a question
Why are you a faggot?

>And then tell me something about you.
I think OP's a faggot.

it is the lack of numbers. so sure.

Have you even been happy?

thanks

please go back starting cock rate and trap threads now ( we all know you just found this site last year )

beer, of course. I can't imagine a life where I cant drink beer with my friends every once in a while

yours? where are you from? (i'm brazillian btw hue hue hue)

i love beer as well. drinking Erie's scotish ale i got from a beer of the month club now. Though blue moon or Franseskaner has to be my favorite. From maryland in the usa

What is your biggest pet peeve? also i have a lot of friend who lived in brazil

Hi OP. Do you hate the Jews? Something about myself: I hate the Jews.

Nah, I've been here since ... 2010, I think? Something like that.
I did come back today for the first time since the gamergate stuff/infinitychan split and Moot sold the website, though.

yes i do. I work a blue collar job where i have to see a ton of jews everyday. at first i never did but now i realize they are always trying to fuck you over and very need. though i have a jew friend fuck buddy and it is odd because she loves paying for stuff but is very honest like a jew

well it sucks more than ever here now. i was here since 07. not that that is something to brag about. this has always been weeb land but now it is just faggot threads and nigger memes

as in having defining memories of pure joy? no, but i mild enjoyable happiness from social events, definitely.

Do you think there a something higher plane of existence than what we experience?

>brap

Also, the fucking captchas are extremely annoying.

i would like to believe so. i hope so. it seems like a fairy tale but i think the alternative is just as insane. so for my own self i like to believe there is a chance of something else. Are you afraid of death? if you had to go how would you want to go out?

yes they are. but can you imagine bots on this already cancer site?

the most famous beers around here have shit-quality (most of them have even corn in their brew) but my city is a national center of small scale beer brewing, we have some top notch stuff around too. although when I drink with friends for the sole purpose of drinking we just go with the normal ones anyways


a pet peeve? well, the first thing that came to my mind and probably the only thing that really angers me in my day to day life is when someone interrupts me when I'm talking. this happening many times in a row drives me nuts

I can. I've seen it. But even the captchas before I left weren't this bad. It was just "type these two words", if I remember correctly.

so talking to women? hahh

true. the fucking images didnt come til pretty recent i dont think. i rarely post so not too sure

tell us about your first sexual encounter.

me? i really like playing a guitar but i don't think ill ever be that good at it, so i go to school in hopes of becoming a music journalist.

extremely, the idea of not existing is terrifying to me, so I have a fantasy of at least making my name live as long as possible, like Plato, or Genghis Khan.

Would removing the anonymity on the internet ruin it for you, personally

yeah, altough I'm really easygoing that's still something that gets me. but it's not any interruption of course, it's just that people interrupting when you're really trying to tell something relevant is really rude

one hobby of yours?

not really. i mean i like that there is anonymity. i really don't troll or talk to much shit. though if they saw my porn i would be uber fucked. the only time i rage is for fun on this site against trolls and in online games. though i do have some fake facebooks i fuck with people with

have you ever been in love?

i agree. people are really selfish. like most people are just fucking assholes.

i play guitar and write stupid little stories for shits and giggles

what is your worst fear

i don't think so, i've cared for the people i've been in relationships with(romantic or not). but the concept confuses me

do you believe in love?

i think so. though for most it is either lust or infatuation

i think couples that have been together for decades and are still happy or for like your kids or something that can be love. but for like a gf of a year...nah that is just lust

if you could only have one form of entertainment in say jail what would it be ?

an unhappy life, meaning one I can't enjoy or will regret in my later years. shit's gonna happen to all of us, but how you deal and come out of it is what really defines your situation

I think of myself as very happy, as a medicine student with great friends and family, don't have a gf but that's not really a problem in brazil anyways, I got crazy beautifull friends, I can send a pic or two

your worst fear m8

my worst fear is being stuck. in a job. in a family i dont like. in a relationship i dont like. that is the worst. and yes pix

do you have a big regret that hangs over you?

>underrated
>beverage
>underage

i'mma need a name for this lassie

nothing I haven't solved yet. once I kinda molested a girl cousin of mine (grabbed her tits while she was asleep) but after that we talked about it and it's fine already. with all the shit we see around Sup Forums i think that's pretty lightweight, right? anyways, we're fine

this girls is my classmate, I have to stay in a room with her and other 8 colleagues for hours everysay, and I just can't keep focused with such a hot girl around, she is very very rpetty

are you in a relationship? what are your mid-term goals by this point in your life?

25 thank you :D

no idea. tineye.com son

How would you like to die?

Me, from old age, sleeping and suffocating with lung failure while triping on morphine.

Nice shop by the way.

damn she is hot. do you guys have any sexual tension or anything?

and i do have a gf... though we are not that great of a match. Really i my goals are to move the fuck out finally this year, get a new girl, and find a better job. i just want to keep moving forward. i am not in a bad place by any means but i do not want to be in my current situation for more than a year

do you ever wish you were born in a different time period ?

whats your job? Mine is terrible and temporary and i worry i wont do anything interesting, lucrative or comfortable. Ever. On top of not wanting to work, work for some1, work by somebody elses rules

doing something i love and badass. maybe ill become a pilot when i am old and my grandkids will read that i blew up in the middle of the ocean. i don't want to go out in a ordinary way but i don't want it to be painful.

do you think that we are keeping people alive for too long? do you think we should just off them before they become vegetables or basically brain dead with dementia?

i am a exterminator. i really do not want to be doing this in 2 years. but it is not as bad as it sounds

do you still keep in contact with your family? are they proud of you? btw what is your job?

That's sick, i would not do this because i can't swim and i would never kill myself.

Yes i do believe, I've told my relatives already about it. I'm a organ donor and i would rather die than be keept alive by machines.

i live with my family. I dont think they r proud, but i doubt they r disappointed in me.
I sort courier mail.
Did u do anything else? How long have u been killing vermin? How long have u done that for? What r u plannin to do instead?

how do you think the world will end? do you think it will be in our lifetime?

she is my friend, we talk a lot and went to some parties togetherf but it's hard to tell anything about that tension because when you're face to face to a girl like this it's kinda hard not to think about fucking her. I already tried making my moves on her but those didn't work out so well, although I'm pretty confident I still may be able to get something out of this

that's a nice way to go man, keep going forward so you won't get stuck like you said. just let me tell one thing: you may not be satisfied with your current girl and that's okay, but be carefull so you won't miss someone that is special to you by mistake (may or may not be the case, you get what I'm saying)

I'm really confortable in our time period, things are changing and the worlds is ever more interesting, I couldn't imagine myself with less knowledge than I have access to today so the past wouldn't fit me and the future is too uncertain

can I ask you something? is my english writing okay? I rarelly get to practice it outside the internet

do you like it? i though about being a mail man or work for ups

i worked in grocery stores before that. i have been doing it for about 3 years, and i am not sure., really i want something with freedom that will not make me want to kill myself and atleat make 30 bucks an hour. i make 15 now and there is a certain level of freedom. but i am so far from my route it is killing me

what is your dream job?

What in life makes you happy?

I bought into the bullshit that being "successful" is important, so now I'm a depressed wizard making six figures.

do you think natural light should be used in photography more than studio lighting? personally i feel people are so used to seeing studio lighting and instagram filters that natural light is fading out and i found a dead bird today and put it in a jar as part of an art project looking at how humans are drawn to things that make them feel uneasy if viewed from a safe invironment.
Also i'm the fag that used to post Morticia reaction images in every thread possible a couple of years ago

yeah man it sounds fine. sound advice as well. when was your last gf? what would happen if you straight asked this girl to fuck or go out with you?

Ah dude c'mon, we are talking mass extinctions. Earth will end in sun growth, now humans IDK, we are looking for new planets to colonize right now...

so you're THAT fag huh? never heard of you anyway

LOL this got me

honestly caffeine, heavy metal, and driving fast. that is the most i ever feel happy. also random flings are fun to... though i am stuck in a relationship. how can i avoid being a six figure wizard? what is the craziest thing you have done and what is the craziest thing you want to do?

i dont like it. Its 8h standing up without the right for breaks and u gotta lift heavy shit
Id like to do entertainment, politics, game testing or try psychoanalysis.
Wanna be paid 30 moneys/h? Tall order.
Got higher education? Know foreign languages?

i love natural light. i took film and photography classes in college ( hence why i do pest control now)

do you think that there is too much technology? is it ruining people now a days? will our generation ever be happy?

i wanna chime in.
id rather see cameras handle wide light intensity range well, like a human eye, instead of worrying if its artificial light, or natural. Suns well dispersed, but having a chandelier clearly isnt enough to take house pics

in that case do you think we will live on mars.... or atleast a space station? you don't think war will wipe us out before that?

sauce?

unfortunately i do not. hence why i am not making that lol

i heard game testing sucks. like i wanted to do it and i researched it and they say it is you playing the same fucking little level for 8 hours a day for weeks looking for bugs and you get paid and treated like shit. btw what games are you into?

no clue

>how can i avoid being a six figure wizard?
I'm probably the wrong person to ask. However, I guess it's easy to avoid being a six figure wizard by quitting your job and working at Taco Bell.

My blood is about 10% caffeine, so right there with you. Craziest/stupidest thing I've ever done is driving too fast while drinking from a bottle of scotch in the car, crashing, and completely fucking up my life.

Craziest thing I want to do is consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of having fun, but I doubt I'll ever do that.

Could you please share any more pictures of her if you have them? I've been looking for them. Please and thanks homie

ever had a gf? are you in a relationship? what is stopping you ? and did you get a DUI?

Space station is an ongoing thing.

Mars? No way, terraforming is beyond our chemistry, we need bigger bombs. Maybe we can craft some vessels to travel to know earth like planets, but, i believe something similar to our primitive colonies will happen when we crash there.

Rollin m8

I think war is slowing. Really one of the main problems is small remnants of terrorists, lingering like a disease

only two i got

Mm, well thanks, at least I have them as reference

the closest earth like planets are so fucking far away though. i can maybe see eventually living on space stations for room but how much would those cost to keep working?

rpg, fps, character action. Mostly
For the 2 weeks i did testing, it was fine. I came to work and was able to work and not LONG for any kind of break. I know its a monotonous job and i worry if, if ill get back to it and stay for longer, i wont die of total boredom.
What os do u run?

windows 7 on my main pc. my favorite of all time. just got a new laptop that came with windows 10 and not a fan. though i have had every os on the planet. favorite game?

Never had a gf or a relationship. A girl once held my hand about a decade ago, and that's the closest I've ever come to either. I have no idea how to convey interest in someone without coming off as a pathetic creepy loser.

And yep, DUI, years of court ordered classes, lost license, the whole nine yards. I haven't owned a car in 5 years. I've got my license back now, but I still don't own a car, and just use my license to buy alcohol/weed.

I'm 20 and never had a gf, though I'm not really bad with girls, I just don't think I've found someone I like that much yet

well, now that I think about it:
-asking her to fuck out of nowhere she probably wouldn't take me seriously
-asking her out probably has better chances of working out, but that would require some text messaging beforehand and while she is polite enough not to refuse I think that date probably wouldn't even happen anyways (she might make up an excuse or something)

my hopes are approaching her at one of the many parties that we have, kissing her and maybe fucking her later, but she's not someone who's looking for something serious right now and neither am I, you know?

damn, medicine universities in brazil are famous for having beautifull girls, I am surrounded by amazing asses all day, I'm not really obsessed with this girl although I would sure like to have a chance with her

if you wan't to stalk her instagram it's leandradiniz, have fun

are you bad looking? socially awkward? how old are you?

i like saying my favourite game is KotOR.
Why dont u like 10? U can disable a lot of spying and it runs faster, than 7. And its not W8(.1)

What do you want from life and what is holding you back? How will you eliminate the barrier

What is your most prized possession?
I'm expecting a shipment friday for a pair of Beyerdynamic DT 1770 pro's.

Yes they are, sending ships there are suicide missions, we would send people and lose all contact whit them forever. Space stations are meant to help us develop survival means during such trips.

>leandradiniz

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not bad at all

dude how do you not just fuck every phat ass bitch over there. how many topless beaches are in brazil?

i am just used to 7. xp was my favorite and i feel like 7 was just a upgraded version of that. 8 i hated because it felt like a tablet. 10 just feels like it is trying to be apple too hard or cater to normie. i am a gamer. i know a decent amount about pcs. i want something that doesnt come witha twitter app. i know i am just being a little bitch about it but i am not a fan of change. that is my friends favorite game by far. my favorite old game would have to bd hl2 or ape escape lol

Realistically I'm probably about average looking or a bit below, but my self esteem is shit so I feel like a grotesque unlovable monster. I'm very socially awkward though, and avoid social situations as much as I can. I can hold a conversation just fine so long as it's about work, but as soon as it strays into normal human interaction territory I'm completely out of my element. I'm 31.

my own lack of self discipline. i think i need to go through something really really hard and hope that my brain will finally switch over to being a responsible adult. i need to make tiny changes instead of trying to be reborn everyday and just fail over and over again

i had access to a cute loli, but we kinda broke up on bad terms. I wanna get inside her panties, but i dont know, if i should try to fix it. Should i?

excellent. probably blankets i have used as a pillow since i was born that my mother gave to me

all my girlfriends know about them but i always hide them when new people go into my room. it is funny because other than that i have been told i am a badass. i dont really think i am.

what is your darkest secret?

any time frame of when it would be practical to live there in your opinion? do you think humanity needs another plague to cut the population down?

I did something with an underaged girl, but I was underaged at the time. Still, she was a lot younger than me. In my defense, she lied about her age and she looked a lot older than she said she was.

What's /her/ name?

do you have any friends? anyone to practice on?

what's to lose?

there aren't many, and I don't live on the coast. dunno, we have normal beaches and some rare nude beaches but I've never been to one, I think that it may be very disapointing to see a bunch of old ladies and hairy man walking around naked

emma watson.


how old were you guys? does it make you feel like a pedo?

how should i approach that? Im not an apologizing type. Especially after the exchange. How long and how often should i be trying?

very true

ever been to the united states?

Not really. I used to have lots of friends, but they were almost all socially awkward men like myself. Now they've all either become normies and gotten married, or turned into hardcore potheads/alcoholics with no jobs. Either way, we barely ever talk anymore, and when we do talk it feels like talking to strangers. I probably could have kept decent relationships with a lot of them, but I focused on work. Now I'm feeling the pain of that mistake.

what were the terms? wait a few months. if she doesnt get a bf or just breaks up with one hit her up late at night and just ask her whats up. always use the drunk excuse if it goes poorly