/cric/ Australia vs. Pakistan Test Two - Day 2 - Craaazy Lyon Edition

/cric/ Australia vs. Pakistan Test Two - Day 2 - Craaazy Lyon Edition

Today better pick up the fucking slack

Reminder that /rug/ OWNS /cric/

Reminder that most of your "hilarious memes" originated in /rug/

Leave us ALONE

Reminder that /cric/ shitters will never be a tall, athletic and popular /rug/ posters.

Mark Taylor is such a fat fuck but probably jolly to be around at Christmas dinner

Rugminder that (You) sat alone on your computer on Christmas Day shitposting on /cric/ while /rug/ lads were surrounded by the adoration of loved ones.

I will not have my day of /cric/ ruined by a /rug/poster

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>if Pakistan can win the series they will go a long way to being back in this game
What did World Warner III mean by this?

Just went to the toilet between overs and timed it perfectly lads

turns out smith isn't a very good captain

Reminder that /rug/ is a thriving muticultural community and sport sport while /cric/ is exclusively for pajeets

Why is Ian Chappell such a piece of shit

i live 200km north of melbourne, its overcast and raining here

Stop bullying us

What's everyone thinking for brekky

>based Thaispouter

>commentator laughs into mic

ferrero rocher

Keep your povo fingers away from my fancy choccy cunt

got me own la'

Who /nicegarry/ here?

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Morning lads just finished trimming my chest, back, arse and ball hair

What about your pussy hair

>tfw you will never be an international cricketer and get an umpire to spray you with insect repellent

bird has a beautiful fucking action with that high elbow

>be me
>wake up in my sunmer house and do 50 laps in the pool
>realize there are NEETS having a terrible christmas on /cric/ because they don't know how easy it is to be banking millions

Keep your heads up, be a go getter like me and it will all come up in the end.

kys

>third umpire


Auscheats at it again, bribing officials

>out

Peeality cuck on pooicide watch

Reminder that /gong/ runs /nrl/

>no /cric/ in subject field

it starting to get to me. My day is slightly ruined

Wow fucking Melbourne sports capital of the world only 1 week of the year. Just not this week.

fuck off rain

Ok now Melbourne weather has me depressed as fuck

Would you guys give up watching cricket forever to have this as your gf

My KS8000 has arrived boys. The lega overshoot the table I was planning to stand it on by literally one inch though so now I've gotta try and buy a cheap entertainment unit.

yes but i have no idea what cricket is

No.

That's a dude.

fuck no

Good lad
I love cricket, but

G
A
Y

has smith finally lost his mind

Reminder that I tipped Pakistan to make 400.

>finally

*forgot trip.

>tfw you have Stove's hairline at 22

Where are all the bitch boys who doubted my Pak prediction now?

It's difficult to mentally process how much of a faggot you are.

Reckon they should declare at 350.

So what's the normie Cucktorian obsession with Lyon? Is it literally fresh off the boat from tab sportsbet Facebook page comment section stuff?

Cucktoria is the normie bandwagon capital of the world. Of course they eat it up

why is the crowd so empty

I thought this was the sporting capital

Boxing day is the only day they care about because of all the ""hype"" of the meme day

homemade rissole burgers in a nice roll from the bakery with proper cheese lettuce sauce etc is the GOAT lunch in Summer

>LE FUGG LE GUGBOURNE XDXD

has-been

/hazbiːn/

nouninformal

1. a person or thing considered to be outmoded or no longer of any significance. "a political has-been"

2. former Australian wicket-keeper and commentator Ian Healy (pictured)

i love cold rissoles

we only really give a shit about the ashes and to a lesser extent India tests

hahahaha poor vision kills people lets try and catch this ball #lol

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Clarkes gonna cop one in the scone

I have no idea how he's kept his commentary job for so long. Its almost been 20 years. He will leave absolutely no legacy and no one will care when he retires or hopefully gets fired

>googles that make your vision 0.1
Your vision doesn't blur at 0.1, what the fug are these lads on about

Hahaha love these lads

actually pretty funny Tbh

You know whats funny, even a broken clock is right twice a day but I'm yet to see one of your predictions be correct. It is very impressive to be so wrong all the time.
Love your work revs nost

was it a trap?

elyse on lads

wtf I love The Cricket Show now

Threadcunt is literally seething right now

>slats on wide angle lens
Looks otherworldly desu

Holly is better

Btfo threadcunt
Didn't see horseface holly on tv, did I?

at the cricket lads, ama

Because Cuckbourne Weather.
I usually go on the second day because you get to see both teams bat and its not as jam-packed as Boxing Day.

soz for sideways
umpires about to inspect pitch, they've just brought the big cover back on, raining really lightly

How does it feel to be a non member pleb?

Ellyse has the face of a man and literally married a shitskin. Holly is far better

used afl membership to get these tickets, still a decent spot lad

OFFICIAL /CRIC/ BANDS LIST:

>Green Day
>The Living End
>Silverchair
>Powderfinger
>Weezer
>Audioslave
>Flight of the Conchords

>unemployed suicidelanders
Kek

>Decent
lmao

You guys remember that sunset from a few weeks back?

Was the Green Day of sunsets 2bh

Suicide is a real problem m8. You shouldn't joke about it.

Where are you seated lad?

Not at the cricket today lad, was sitting level 2 in the members yesterday

How's the washout lad

With the porterhouse?

pretty shit lad

Cricket Australia chief executive James Sutherland says the growth of the Big Bash League would make expansion a 'mere formality', and could also lead to cricket on Christmas Day.

Speaking to Grandstand before day two at the MCG, Sutherland said the success of Twenty20 cricket was pleasing.

Asked about expressions of interest over the possibility of expansion BBL teams, Sutherland replied:

"We like the fact that people are very keen to have their own team and we've got interest from all different parts of the country; Gold Coast, Canberra, Geelong, Fremantle.

"I think our inclination is first we'll probably expand the number of games before we expand the number of teams. But at the same time we do think it's a mere formality at this stage that we will expand the competition.

Ideas for the name of the Canberra team?

How about the Canberra Crappers, because politicians are full of shit

I'm aboriginal. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle once raped a boong therefore I'm aboriginal. Don't be racist

feel like pure shit just want cricket back x

Not long now lad

one of the groundsmen is pegging in the covers, hope that's not a bad sign

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