/cric/ Australia vs. Pakistan Test Two - Day 2 - Craaazy Lyon Edition
Today better pick up the fucking slack
/cric/ Australia vs. Pakistan Test Two - Day 2 - Craaazy Lyon Edition
Today better pick up the fucking slack
Reminder that /rug/ OWNS /cric/
Reminder that most of your "hilarious memes" originated in /rug/
Leave us ALONE
Reminder that /cric/ shitters will never be a tall, athletic and popular /rug/ posters.
Mark Taylor is such a fat fuck but probably jolly to be around at Christmas dinner
Rugminder that (You) sat alone on your computer on Christmas Day shitposting on /cric/ while /rug/ lads were surrounded by the adoration of loved ones.
I will not have my day of /cric/ ruined by a /rug/poster
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>if Pakistan can win the series they will go a long way to being back in this game
What did World Warner III mean by this?
Just went to the toilet between overs and timed it perfectly lads
turns out smith isn't a very good captain
Reminder that /rug/ is a thriving muticultural community and sport sport while /cric/ is exclusively for pajeets
Why is Ian Chappell such a piece of shit
i live 200km north of melbourne, its overcast and raining here
Stop bullying us
What's everyone thinking for brekky
>based Thaispouter
>commentator laughs into mic
ferrero rocher
Keep your povo fingers away from my fancy choccy cunt
got me own la'
Who /nicegarry/ here?
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Morning lads just finished trimming my chest, back, arse and ball hair
What about your pussy hair
>tfw you will never be an international cricketer and get an umpire to spray you with insect repellent
bird has a beautiful fucking action with that high elbow
>be me
>wake up in my sunmer house and do 50 laps in the pool
>realize there are NEETS having a terrible christmas on /cric/ because they don't know how easy it is to be banking millions
Keep your heads up, be a go getter like me and it will all come up in the end.
kys
>third umpire
Auscheats at it again, bribing officials
>out
Peeality cuck on pooicide watch
Reminder that /gong/ runs /nrl/
>no /cric/ in subject field
it starting to get to me. My day is slightly ruined
Wow fucking Melbourne sports capital of the world only 1 week of the year. Just not this week.
fuck off rain
Ok now Melbourne weather has me depressed as fuck
Would you guys give up watching cricket forever to have this as your gf
My KS8000 has arrived boys. The lega overshoot the table I was planning to stand it on by literally one inch though so now I've gotta try and buy a cheap entertainment unit.
yes but i have no idea what cricket is
No.
That's a dude.
fuck no
Good lad
I love cricket, but
G
A
Y
has smith finally lost his mind
Reminder that I tipped Pakistan to make 400.
>finally
*forgot trip.
>tfw you have Stove's hairline at 22
Where are all the bitch boys who doubted my Pak prediction now?
It's difficult to mentally process how much of a faggot you are.
Reckon they should declare at 350.
So what's the normie Cucktorian obsession with Lyon? Is it literally fresh off the boat from tab sportsbet Facebook page comment section stuff?
Cucktoria is the normie bandwagon capital of the world. Of course they eat it up
why is the crowd so empty
I thought this was the sporting capital
Boxing day is the only day they care about because of all the ""hype"" of the meme day
homemade rissole burgers in a nice roll from the bakery with proper cheese lettuce sauce etc is the GOAT lunch in Summer
>LE FUGG LE GUGBOURNE XDXD
has-been
/hazbiːn/
nouninformal
1. a person or thing considered to be outmoded or no longer of any significance. "a political has-been"
2. former Australian wicket-keeper and commentator Ian Healy (pictured)
i love cold rissoles
we only really give a shit about the ashes and to a lesser extent India tests
hahahaha poor vision kills people lets try and catch this ball #lol
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Clarkes gonna cop one in the scone
I have no idea how he's kept his commentary job for so long. Its almost been 20 years. He will leave absolutely no legacy and no one will care when he retires or hopefully gets fired
>googles that make your vision 0.1
Your vision doesn't blur at 0.1, what the fug are these lads on about
Hahaha love these lads
actually pretty funny Tbh
You know whats funny, even a broken clock is right twice a day but I'm yet to see one of your predictions be correct. It is very impressive to be so wrong all the time.
Love your work revs nost
was it a trap?
elyse on lads
wtf I love The Cricket Show now
Threadcunt is literally seething right now
>slats on wide angle lens
Looks otherworldly desu
Holly is better
Btfo threadcunt
Didn't see horseface holly on tv, did I?
at the cricket lads, ama
Because Cuckbourne Weather.
I usually go on the second day because you get to see both teams bat and its not as jam-packed as Boxing Day.
soz for sideways
umpires about to inspect pitch, they've just brought the big cover back on, raining really lightly
How does it feel to be a non member pleb?
Ellyse has the face of a man and literally married a shitskin. Holly is far better
used afl membership to get these tickets, still a decent spot lad
OFFICIAL /CRIC/ BANDS LIST:
>Green Day
>The Living End
>Silverchair
>Powderfinger
>Weezer
>Audioslave
>Flight of the Conchords
>unemployed suicidelanders
Kek
>Decent
lmao
You guys remember that sunset from a few weeks back?
Was the Green Day of sunsets 2bh
Suicide is a real problem m8. You shouldn't joke about it.
Where are you seated lad?
Not at the cricket today lad, was sitting level 2 in the members yesterday
How's the washout lad
With the porterhouse?
pretty shit lad
Cricket Australia chief executive James Sutherland says the growth of the Big Bash League would make expansion a 'mere formality', and could also lead to cricket on Christmas Day.
Speaking to Grandstand before day two at the MCG, Sutherland said the success of Twenty20 cricket was pleasing.
Asked about expressions of interest over the possibility of expansion BBL teams, Sutherland replied:
"We like the fact that people are very keen to have their own team and we've got interest from all different parts of the country; Gold Coast, Canberra, Geelong, Fremantle.
"I think our inclination is first we'll probably expand the number of games before we expand the number of teams. But at the same time we do think it's a mere formality at this stage that we will expand the competition.
Ideas for the name of the Canberra team?
How about the Canberra Crappers, because politicians are full of shit
I'm aboriginal. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle once raped a boong therefore I'm aboriginal. Don't be racist
feel like pure shit just want cricket back x
Not long now lad
one of the groundsmen is pegging in the covers, hope that's not a bad sign
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