Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

IF YOU'RE A TRANSGENDER

KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello

>You're the Koume with best legs
>You're the Koume who's best at being adorable
DELET THIS

Hello everyone! Sorry I wasn't here yesterday!

How is everyone doing today?

bep

no one missed you nigger

Claiming best girl.

Bad and can't sleep.

I can't, it's true.

Hiiiii

don't reply to the erp faggot

hello friends

Hey Kanna, how's it going!

Yo!

No it's not!
And when have you thought this about me?!

Hi Kanna, I'm still alive.
How are you tonight?

Hai Shinoboop

CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them when you're driving. Just run them over, that's what you do

Don't fucking reply to kanna faggots
this is why people hate this thread so much

Hi kanna.

That was quick. Nice work OP.
Nothing much really. Gonna watch anime or something as I hang here. Wha 'bout you?
Been a while since we talked. Still like hotdogs, dwagon?

Don't reply to Kanna, retard

I'll reply to whoever I want.

Fucking stop I don't want long ass wall of texts

I mean, I'm about 80% sure I was around back then, and back then you posted a nifty picture of your legs in pink striped stockings. And I say, they were lovely

I guess you want a huge walk of incessant muttering shitting up the thread

Fuck you user close thread.

Sthap, I don't want your pointless short posts yelling at people.

Huh?
I only posted my bare legs...

Hi Saya!
Why are you feeling bad today? What's wrong?
And why can't you sleep? Just haven't been up for a long time? Or is it because you're feeling bad?

Hi Rem! How have you been?

Heya Shinobu! How's it going?

Hi Yuuki! How has life been treating you?

What's up Taiga! I'm happy to hear that you're still alive!
I'm good, I've been busy doing nothing important, and really really tired for some reason!

Hi Tomo! How it going?

That it has! I do indeed still like hotdogs! Haven't had them in a while though!
How have you been?

Kanna isn't as bad as Juvia and Hanako tbh

I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to be free

It's ehh. I did get a new tank today so that's nice.

I could've sworn...

But I saw those too, but a bare memory. And yeah, called you cute back then too~ but as always, you denied it.

well its not my fault that this nigger gets 8 replies and then has to reply to each of them with a 2000 letter essay each time
can you fucking stop with these long ass walls of text, its hard to pay attention to the thread
he types long as walks of small talk. Its fucking annoying

I like elephants
God likes elephants

>tfw will never be as poplar as Kanna user

Filter them shit for brains.

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How the fuck am I supposed to filter him?
I can't fucking filter the filenames because they're not name in the same way every time and he doesn't attach a signature so I can't do that either you fucking hobgoblin

Just not a good time of the year for me.
Both. Because of that and went to sleep to early.

and now Spiderman

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I say the N word too, now leave us be or I'll use it!
I have been just dandy, dwagon. Just dandy. How are you doing?

np

I mean I get your point but it could be worse

forsen1

Went for a midnight stroll in the rain, beyond that I've not been doing anything interesting.
Tired can be good, it's starting to get late, isn't it?

The CIA has a 7-year-old deepthroading a loaded 45
I'll teach him to pull the trigger.

I should watch that thing again..

How's everyone today? Summer meeting your expectations?

>Misaki Claimed

Mai looks kind of pissed about getting her head patted.

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yo, playing league so slow replys

Pats

forsen2
Homo is a choice. I was normal until the CIA started torturing me with pedophile bait. CIA is atheist retard niggers. Everything backfires

What's so bad about my posts user? I talk a lot, sure, but a lot of it is filled with stuff I mean and that I don't believe to be "incessant muttering."
I respect your opinion though. Sorry if I make you mad, it's not my intention.

Ohhh! That's always good to talk about for a bit! Err, not the ehh part, more the new tank part!
What tank is it? Have you been playing it today?

You can scroll past them if you don't like it! Or hide them too! I don't post often and you can see them from a mile away so it won't be that hard!

It's okay, you're popular in my heart!
Plus I just talk to a lot of at once instead of a few people, because for a while when I'm on the thread all I do it type. Well, that and listen to music! You probably have important stuff going on that prevents you from doing that!

Hi Mai! Have a great day!

Oh, that's no good! I don't want to pry, but I hope things get better for you, okay? I'm here if you want to talk about it though!
Ah, that makes it hard to sleep indeed. You could try some sleeping pills or something like that! A lot of people say just laying in bed will help but I haven't found that to be super helpful. How long have you been up?

Ah, that's great to hear! Also, dandy is a good word choice! Err, not that I'm rating you or anything I just like that it's an uncommon word!
I'm doing okay, headache as usual but other than that I think my ear is almost fully healed! Just a few more days of pills!

That sounds mysterious! Or dramatic! Or something out of a movie! But I hope you enjoyed it! Do you live in the city or the country? I would be pretty scared if I did that in the forest!
Yeah, that's true. But I woke up like 5 hours ago so I shouldn't be tired!

That's fine! Enjoy your game! You got this!

Hi Tali! How's life going?

THIS IS A SPIDERMAN THREAD NOW, GET IN HERE LADS

Life is good game was terrible

Happy to hear life is good for you!
Ah, talking about sports right? Hockey? I think it's hockey anyways!
What team are you rooting for? Either way don't worry, I'm sure next time they'll win!

I got the T-44. Russian medium. Haven't played it yet because it's going to suck. Did you call them?

They better or they're pretty much screwed. Refs completely fucked us out of this game tho.

hey tali

Thank you. Yes I can occasionally use outdated words. You got an ear infection or something? As a fan of cute, pointy eared characters, that sounds terrible. Hope it goes well for you, little one.

It's not something I really want to talk about in here.
Woke up 4h ago. Didn't sleep for long. Need to go do rl stuff in about ~2h, so more sleep is kinda out of question now.

~40 F and rain! So, yeah.
I like rain though, so it's not too bad.
What about you?

Aight, good luck

I do agree with some things this guy says though.
Those birbs really should shut the fuck up.
>little piece of shit bird doing his mating call and I'm fucking annoyed as fuck little pussy bird

I live in the city, wish I had some forest nearby, I don't really mind being alone in the dark, so late night walks in the forest can be pretty comfy.
Closest thing I have to forest nearby is a couple parks and a big cemetery.

Its in an awkward position so to fix it means to be almost literally inactive until it heals.

Go away weeaboo

>40F
>F
>F
>F

Not so bad actually! Been showing off my reloading man-cave to the young lady friend, hanging out with the bros, etc. All good stuff. What's happening with you Taiga?

Good, won three games of RL in a row! You?

Same but RL

40 F and rain sounds nice, wish i was there

Gibs singular donut

CIA niggers glow in the dark.

claimed

all you ableist swine won't date an autistic girl fuck off

FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE

Ellie ~ Chan, only grill autistic enough to date me

Hello everyone sorry I'm late
>juvia claimed

u playing ranked?

moar donuts

Oh, that's pretty cool! Russian things are awesome! Well, most Russian things anyways. Mainly their accents!
Oh, that's bad to hear. Just leveling it to get to the next tier?
I did call them! Got an appointment set up for Friday, soonest I could come in! They understood that it might take a few days and it's not a big deal!

Oh, that awesome! It's always really fun to hear words like that! Good on you!
I did get an ear infection! It wasn't super bad to deal with, I don't think it even hurt at all! But it is a little annoying to deal with not being able to hear that well! Also pointy ears are great!
Thank you! I appreciate that!

Wasn't Sup Forums made by weeaboos? Or a Jap? I dunno, go away, Americunt. Your television sucks ass.

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You better give kisses tonight
I dont have any moar

The fuck is this from

Yup, we're doing well tonight!

I got some yardwork and chores done today, but aside from that I haven't done a whole lot

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Nah. I will have to use a shit tier gun for a while before I can strap a good one on. It's going to be a pain. That's good that you have that set up.

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ellie baby you make me wanna cum buckets oooh

elfpire still no ff
my reward for giving it a chance

fuck, guess i'll just have to eat more of this cake i made today

nice, played some ranked league last night, lost 3 games in a row ;-;

Hello
I'm doing good. better than yesterday.
And thank you kanna, you're so nice
>pat pat
>cucks lose
>down 2-1
Was a good day.
And of course love
>kiss
>

it'll be back up tomorrow, you just picked a really bad time to try it lol

>what about donut holes?
Shoulda been 2-2 pushing the goal off shouldnt be a defense.
Ducks will still win in 6

First time poster, long time ponderer; what are these threads?

>Kanna gracefully flipping us off
What a fantastic pic. Not being able to hear would be hell. Can't imagine not being able to listen to my weeb tunes.

It'll be noon when I get back. Yeah, will probably try to take a short nap after. What time is it for you?

What roles do you like?

That sounds really nice.
Same shit, different day, just trying to get by.

It's pretty comfy, rarely gets too warm here, I much prefer freezing than getting killed by heat.

I would like to live a bit further away from the city, less noise and people would be a welcome change.
Will probably look for a new apartment in the not too distant future, so might find something like that then.
There's some forest not too far away, but it's annoying having to take the bus to get there.
You live pretty far away from the city yourself?

I'd say just lurk, but now is a bad time to be here

sad virgins fantasizing about their anime crushes

Lots of chatting. I enjoy it. Right about now though it gets a little to erp for some.

JOK ON U AN ALREDY AUTISTC!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!

oh well I can wait, I want to check the gathering and crafting