Can we get a best of Sup Forums or greentext thread going...

Can we get a best of Sup Forums or greentext thread going? I'm bored as fuck at work and don't have shit cause I'm on my phone

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Something a little different, but...

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Last gaming related one, I swear...

Holy kek.
Best greentext ive read in a long time

youre welcome my fellow Kekistani.
Its one of the best ive got.

Praise Kek my dude

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Shadilay

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have you seen this thread it's pretty gold

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Spent about five minutes over there. It makes me weep that this is how people parent now.

Granted, the only Talk I got was my mother saying "Wrap it the fuck up, son." But still...

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And I'm out.

Man the feels...

He will not devide us

i fucking lost.

shit bro legit just cried. hope my m8 and me get this close.

Stopped posting to read that tard story, going through my list and posting my favorites

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Ahahahhhah this is great.

oh god why

Should I keep posting? Not sure how many others are in this thread

>ifunnylogo
get the fuck out

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Goddammit do I love D&D green texts like this.

Sir Bearington, suplexing a dragon with a lucha libre, lawful good paladins being accosted by queens for sex, and the capacity of the rectum of a halfling are absolute 10/10. This just adds to it

I fucking cried. Damn.

This beer is for EB

I've got one last one. It's not terribly funny, but it's a great moment in gaming.

Listen, dicknut, you google for greentexts and sometimes bad shit happens, but I ain't gonna waste time editing it out to spare you an autistic breakdown

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I hope tech looks at your browser and they fire your ass.

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>too /d/ for /d/

I'm done.

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Be me
>Boss is a regional branch manager
>He is really down to earth
>At christmas table drinking beer and eating food
>Drink a little too much
>Stand outside of office and talk
>We start talking about heritage
>He starts talking about his family tree
>I Casually reply "blood and soil"
>He looks confused
>I explain to him it's an old nazi slogan
>He asks me what they meant by that
>I explain to him how your heritage is connected to where you are from
>Start talking about the major differences between Marxism and national socialism
>His face lights up
>"Finaly! someone that understands!"
>Turns out boss is pretty woke
>Did nazi that coming
>He reaches out his hand to shake mine
>I grab his hand
>His hand is a twig
>I look at his face
>Just branches and wood
>Turns out ive been talking to a tree for 2 Hours

ayahuasca is a hell of a drug

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eyes are sweaty

jej

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Going to try this

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Lets start some OC greentext stories.

This is the story of how I ruined an entire family Sup Forums

>Be me, 16 year old femanon
>Have bad family issues blah blah
>End up running away from home and living with a friend
>They took me in like one of their own
>Oficially the new daughter of the family
>Start going to family events with them weekly

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>There's an Uncle, lets call him "Big Cooking Cock"
>He's known as the drug addicted alcoholic with a stripper Gf
>No one likes him but he still comes anyway
>He sits beside me every week for a month at dinner
>We have a cigarette together and he asks if i'm into older men
>Oh god no this can't be real
>Oh no, It's real

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>I add him on Fb
>We make plans to meet up secretly
>Alcohol, drugs and sex were all included
>But there's a plot twist
>He has a personal driver, AKA random indian from craigslist
>I have to suck his dick for a free ride to Toronto
>End up sucking gross indian man dick
>Most likely has herpes
>Feelsbad

Keep going?

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fuck that was an amazing ride from start to finish

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No shit...

kek

found this on my first day using the site

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>Epic

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