What we drinking tonight Sup Forums?

What we drinking tonight Sup Forums?
Got me some moscow mules to waste the evening away

Water, like anyone else who doesn't have liquor or is just a pussy

SKYY vodka and Mott's Apple juice. You'll be so drunk before you know it.

I'm drinking Tea

Cut out the middleman and just drink the vodka straight

Dude had my first MM and it was fucking disgusting. Tasted like shitty medicine.

Ron Santa Fe + Cola + Lime

Greetings from an American in Bogota

Are you all women, sipping mixed drinks?
If not, when did men all become such pussy faggots?

Chimarrão

Everclear and water.

good choice

Ben?

Coors light here. Grade A American piss water. Bout 12 deep. Couple more and it's bedtime.

>in all seriousness though. Fuck alcoholism.

Yeah, if you don't like the taste of ginger, Moscow mules just probably are not for you.

Have you tried a kentucky mule?
I really enjoy them, but maybe they aren't for everyone.
Whats wrong with adding flavor to life?
I had a 12 pack of bud before I got to this point if that makes you feel better.
Naw thats a stupid name

Who gives a fuck.

Buffalo trace 1 cube of ice may switch over to some blantons

>Whats wrong with adding flavor to life?
It's booze, it has one job.

Just saddened by the amount of effeminate men raised by their mothers, that think mixed drinks aren't the mark of a pussy

Just beer tonight, but in the morning...
1 shot of Jameson, 1 shot of Orange Juice, with a strip of bacon.
Changes lives

That's a real breakfast

It's sad that some fags have such a mommy issue that they can't drink an old fashioned or a greyhound without shedding tears.

>people can't drink for flavor
I'm a bartender, the amount of "MEN" that come and do this shit is stupid. Trying to act superior with their on the rocks bullshit. You could do that shit at home, the biggest appeal of bars, at least to me, was getting drinks I couldn't make so not just shots.
I need more biscuits in that breakfast

It tastes like six shooters and pancakes

Drambuie, Jäger, local lager and a nice hash-baccy spliff (in no particular order).

was fuckin nice too

All 3 ingredients back to back.

Old fashion,mojito,mimosa until i fall asleep maybe a glass or cab with sprite... i expect a pounding headache so ill take some zyquil to harden the blow.

Oh so the irish breakfast.
It does taste like maple syrup or pancakes as you said.

Haven't had the with bacon part, but at a bar its just the shot of jameson followed by the shot of orange juice. Useless side note it was the first drink a stranger every bought for me at a bar.

On the rocks huh?

What is a martini for 100 alex
What is a rusty nail for 200
What is a long island ice tea for 1000

You seeing a pattern?
What aren't girl drinks

long island ice tea is definitely a girl drink.

Where is the gin & tonix or even a sazerac?

Side note martinis taste like shit.

All i read is some nigger shitbag writing stuff in this post

>tonight's my birthday
>I live in kentucky
>I'm poor

It's good either way. The bacon just adds a little extra, especially if the bacon is maple

You also play MTG you humongous faggot. Down that bottle and drink another.

I mean, I could drink this 10$ liter of rum-in-a-cardboard-box straight but I'm an alcoholic, not a masochist.

Besides, I would drink through the liquor 25% faster if the glass were only rum; no need to rush it, at least not yet.

What else do you arbitrarily measure your masculinity by? I bet you really care what strangers think about you when they see you in public, huh?

Long Island Iced Teas are basically full alcohol, so you drink 3 of them and see if you aren't pulling off your tight panties and getting banged out fag.

to our poor Sup Forumsrother!
cheers

Just some ol' corona and lime tonight. Just ordered some copper mugs on Amazon though

Happy Birthday! Drink it up Sup Forumsro

Happy born day by the way. You can thank the drink for me being a shithead.

So what it makes me happy. Do you know where you are?


Thanks you guys that means a lot to me!

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Thank you user. Its okay I do the same to other people sometimes so yeh

The more we drink, the better this thread gets. No birthday pussy lined up?

Do what makes you happy. Preferably not drink, but hell, it feels pretty good. Hope you're not alone friend.

lets make a game out of it.
we drink for every reply we get.
please be gentle

That's just asking for it.

>Drink!

Caring that much about what other men put in their gullet sounds like even bigger faggotry to me.

cheers

Fuck you drink more you bitch
SHOTGUN TO YOU MY BROTHER
You one day closer to death
I made the whole way too small when I popped it.

i hope you didn't stop posting out of fear to get replies and have to drink?

Unfortunately no. I'm in a bit of a drought these days.

Thanks. I drink more than I should but these are lonely and desperate times

you have to open it sooner, try again!

Well opening it sooner is similar to the canadian way. But I'll do it again, though I don't have much beer left, why I've been drinking vodka.

i don't know about canadians, i prefer to drink beer out of glass

Straight goose 10 shots back to back bc I actually want to die unironically. Ps that's not me but it is my 1.75L

french wodka? my god user, tell us about your live

Seagrams 7 & 7-Up

I don't know if they invented it or its meant to be an insult but this is the canadian shotgun.

You open the lid, take a sip, then put it just above the rim and then chug.

well canadians are pussies then.
what i know is your first approach, but open the top as soon as you start drinking

Scotch, neat. No ice, no chaser.

Alright, I've only ever done shotgunning once before, just something I randomly wanted to try cause for some reason recently I started sucking at chugging beer so I figured this would help and it did.

I will take your note though, have one beer left, so will shotgun that at some point tonight and keep drinking my moscow mules listening to rocky music and having a good ol' time.

Readbreast. A bit pricier than normal, but great.

Drinking beer in a basement, remembering that I had a future. It's gone. Beer gives me a distraction but when it wears off. Im an nervous wreck. I'm not alone right?

How old are you now?

22. And I am still a piece off trash.

Oh you still fine then, its not that late for you to find a job and recover. It's one you hit 25 and 30 that it gets real bad.

sounds good

you can do it.
and just for you i open another beer

I will do the amount of shots of the first person who post after mes last number.

Thanks guys, I know this sound hollow on Sup Forums but you guys can be sympathetic at times. Thanks

>0
You don't count you piece of shit
First person who responds to me is what I meant to say anyways.

it's ok, now drink
you too

ONLY 9 THATS FINE. SURE, I WON"T DIE OR ANYTHING

Haha, one more beer won't hurt.

you asked for it.
why not instead play my reply game?

I was, but this kills me so I like it more.
I've been the webm guy so I'm gonna record it all and maybe throw up. Fun times for all. I'll have a beer as a chaser very least.

hooray!

but don't blame us for driving you to drink, even if its true

Try a London Mule. Cock n Bull Gunger beer and Gin. Fucking great.

It didn't happen 3 shots in and I threw up. I'm sticking with drinking moscow mules and beer for the night. That wasn't fun.

I don't understand how people like straight vodka ists so bad, straight rum or anything else would be fine but nope.
Gunger beer? Wahts different about that between ginger beer/

well, 6 more to go then.
but no i feel you there, most wodka does just taste like shit, but some few are quite good; i forgot which though

Im drunk. Ask me anything. Or call me names.

I bet you got drunk off of 1 bottle GEEK

What.

indeed, it's easy to get distracted when drunk

Hell yeah, it is. Been on /an/ for a bit, I love that shit!!! Anyone have a question? Keep I'm mind, I'm drunk

wow i never even noticed that board, thank you.

also thats it for me now, have a good one

>literally cannot drink alcohol for a medical reason
>on medical marijuana

.. can I do that instead?

So vodka?